I forgot to copy and paste but I can remember roughly. And I'm also changing it so I don't have to go to the effort of 40 songs.
1. Scroll through your songs and write down the first line, 20 songs.
2. Everyone must guess what songs they are, artist and song, and if they get it right I cross it out. No heating with the internet.
3. Post it yourself if you like it.
I'm not going to put down songs that I won't remember...

1. So fucking what
2. Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
3. And I don't want ya, and I don't need ya
4. Due to the general nature of this program listener discretion is advised
5. Shake down 1979
6. She said I'm Rosy
7. Let the bodies hit the floor
8. Lay to the river, midsummer I wave
9. Under the lights where we stand tall
10. When we were young the future was so bright
11. The prophets of god have left you solaced indeed
12. I can tolerate your sadness
13. What have we done with innocence
14. Early one morning while making the rounds
15. Congratulations you have won
16. If there was s single day I could live
17. Today is the greatest day I've ever known
18. Hey mother can you hear me whinning
19. I am a dominant gene, live as I die
20. Alcoholic kind of mood

If all of these get answered I'll post 20 harder ones.

*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
*Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
*Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
*The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
*Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
*Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
*Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
*Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
*As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
*If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
*Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
*Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
*Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
*Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
*At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
*According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
*Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
*Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
*Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
*Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
*The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
*Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
*Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly

>In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

>On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair).

>On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (the shoplifter special?)

>On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that would be how???....)

>On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

>On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

>On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because???....)

>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

>On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

>On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts."

>I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a
child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly."

>On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)