ok lads i want plenty comments now and if ye can remember anytin from d weekend (hah hardly...damn d beer bong) jst lemee no nd twil go up k?!!!!

ROACH FUK OFF 7

your only d fuckn man boi!!

you'v got the stuff ta do it boi!

are those space pants?? cz your arse is owta dis world girl

your crazy boi.....some people say in bonkers, but i just tink im free!

LADY GAGA, LADY GAGA, LAAAADY GAGAAA has a cock

go on shur break d guitar off my back!

im fukn japed boi

fuk lily allen, il say wats fair or not!

lads use your fingers and tongues

im on a boat boi

all you want is another baby boi

do ya want to see my clit?

il pop your cherry boi

hi im trass im from south kilkenny

i will break you!!!

im drunk, im drunk mark, college drunk, and dats drunk!!

who d fuk had sex in a church??

d flings a peon wer only d fukn man boi!!

siobhains tits are only d man boi!

beefy someone queefed in your mouth!

beefy wats your name?? eoin. no wats your real name? boef

tell me sumtin bowt buddhism!

samantha, wear shorts toomorow nd il go to SVP

i have only 1 question for you, how many times a day do you take a shit??

are you reely a pole dancer?? dya wana dance round my pole so??

Nine inch nails are fukn nothin like Pendulum

i touched Jape!!

Panus!!!

show me your va-jay-jay!!!

every1 do the spud!!

dnt get me started on Lily Allen

yeah im tomas mcarthy from carrick on suir :-P

Do you tend to speed when you drive?
fuck ye

Does your temper flare a lot?
no just random outbursts at burkey

Do you get emotional easily?
nah...im normally mellow!! im cool like a cucumber man!

Which shoe goes on first?
whichevr 1 i find first i ges, normally left cz its taken off first usually

Are you lazy?
no way!!! i find it hard to sit down!

Name one thing you do that people always tell you about.
talk, lots!

Are you superstitious?
sometimes...ladders, cats, pennies, salt

Do you get bored with relationships quickly?
no

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
id sleep pretty much anywhere under or over anything

What do you sleep in?
a bed?? dats kinda stupid int it?

YOUR ABCs

A - is for the last person that made you ANGRY:
me wen i fell owta d bed

B - is for BEER you prefer:
heineken wud b d preferd tipple

C - is for do you have a CAT?
ye 1, d other got a slap of a car

D - is for can you DANCE?
i was the one who thought micheal jackson!! and den he bought me toys and a pony and den he sed we were goin to go play (and he winkd) and den he gave me €1000000 to say nothing!

E - is for do you have your EARS pierced?
no but im tinkn of getn d eyebrow done

F - is for your best FRIEND?
ahhhh its so hard....i duno!!!

G - is for did you ever watch GUTS on Nickelodeon?
huh?

H - is for the last person who HUGGED you?
i knt remember bck far enuf...i tink i hugged collin wen e wz leavin school..r did I??

I - is for close your eyes.. what IMAGE do you see?
d inside of my eyes (nd eye starts wit an E ya dope)

J - is for have you ever been to JAIL?
nah...nd i even missed d school trip to mountjoy

K - is for when is the last time you flew a KITE?
last summer

L - is for your first LOVE:
my first dog :-)

M - is for the last piece of MAIL you got?
CAO shite

N - is for do you remember NERF guns?
yup (no nt really, wz it american)

O - is for do you OWN a car?
yup wat a beast of a machine GRRRRR

P - is for your favorite PASTTIME?
Goin drivin

Q - is for do you like peace & QUIET?
kinda depends on my mood

R - is for do you like the color RED?
ye shur y not

S - is for how many hours of SLEEP you need to function?:
bowt 3 per night

T - is for what TIME is it?
12.03pm

U - is for what is UNDER your bed?
d floor...?...?...?

V - is for what you did last VALENTINES day:
studied :-(

W - is for do you drink a lot of WATER?
bowt 3 litres a day!

X - is for have you ever had an X-RAY?
ya. ribs, hip, left leg, skull, right arm, left hand!!

Y - is for the last person you YELLED at?
roACH wen e startd playn Clapton

Z - is for have you ever watched ZORRO?
ye ZORRO is the fukn man!

RANDOM

Who do you wish you could hang out with right now?
hmmmm........Pa o Donnell, do a bit a jammin

Name one thing you absolutely can not stand:
BONO

Where do you spend most of your time?
in my car/school

Have you ever hit a squirrel when you were driving?
no plenty a birds nd rats though

Did your car ever break down?
at first ye but den i gave it d magic touch nd she purrs lik a beuty now

What is the longest amount of time you've been awake?
52 3/4 hrs...me, jason lonergan, aedan drohan, pa o d, nigel skeehan, sean cullen, eoin nd i duno who else...marathon stay awake weekend ting

What would you do if you found out the world was ending in one week?
take out a loan for a Veyron nd den head for Germany

Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone?
no bt wen i get home i can always hear "i want to play a game"

Name one thing you've lied about recently?
question 1...i always abide by the law officer :-)

What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
WANTED...wat a fukn load

Who was the first person to ever give you flowers?
i honestly dont know

1) Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
2) Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
3) Bishop Brennan: You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
4) Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
5) Fuck me in the beard!
6) Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
7) Superbad: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Your cock is so smooth!....Yours would be too... if you were a man.
9) Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!
10) Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
11) Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
12) Prepare to suck the cock of Karma
13) Red: I know Saul. I'm sorry. It's just, after all this, and seeing this guy’s nuts get smashed with my Daewoo, I love you man.
14) As if magic, I can create a big crowd of invisible ducks.
15) I wish i had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
16) Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?
17) Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
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