So here goes, calculator's at the ready...

Sex Fines...

Ever had sex at church -- £25
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- £1
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
Had sex with someone over 10 years older than you -- £20
Had sex with someone under 10 years your age -- £25
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Drug Fines...

Smoke more than 20 cigs a day -- £5
Drink more than 4 days a week -- £10
Smoked pot -- £10
Taken ecstasy -- £5
Done something in return for coke -- £50
Sold illegal drugs -- £100

Rock 'n' Roll Fines...

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Vandalized something -- £20
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Ever drive drunk -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Stole something -- £10
Made a sexy home video -- £15
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- £20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £1
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Lied to your mate -- £5`

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1. Don't Cheat or lie (we always find out)
2. Hugs and kisses are a neccesity
3. Shave... no matter how cool you think you look, we hate it.
4. The correct answer to "do i look fat in this?" is always 'no' and NEVER say you like us cuddly!!!
5. The same applies to "is she hotter than me?"
6. The safest answer is not always sexy lingerie, be creative. lingerie can be a nice gift though. Its up to you to take that risk!
7. Learn how to work toilets, clue:the handle at the side is the flush and toilet seats go down as well as up!
8. If you must pass wind in bed, there's no need to flap the duvet afterwards.
9. never talk about the past relationships... means your not over them...and if you see your ex on the street when with us, ignore her, she never existed.
10. Remember our Birthdays...crucial!!
11. Boxers and boxer briefs are good. Tighty Whiteys are NEVER ok.
12. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it
13. Open doors for us...chivalry is dying
14. Buy flowers and suprise us with things, romance!!!
15. Protect and stick up for us, makes you look strong in our eyes. We like strong men.
16. Always say sorry, when we are pissed off, even if you dont know why. Chances are, you've done something wrong.
17. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, as well as in private.
18. Dont wind us up!!
19. Do not drive as if you have something to prove, speed is only sexy if you own a sports car.....a ford fiesta just doesnt really have that effect! (we also value our personal safety)
20. DO NOT say we look cute/sexy when we are angry...it's just patronising...and angers us more.
21. Dont blame our mood on our period, again we are probably mad because of you!
22. Do not get drunk and embarass us or come home drunk and think its funny, unless you find sleeping on the floor funny aswell!
23. Calling us hot is not the same as saying we are beautiful.
24. If we are being discussed and are not there, it is your duty to stick up for us and say nice things (we will find out)
25. If we gossip/bitch to you about other people, its safest to just agree with everything.
26. Dont ask us why we dont wear "things like that", if you find it so sexy, wear it yourself!!
27.Breakfast in bed is always welcomed
28. If you wish to attract our attention in the street, DO NOT whistle, pssst(we can be bitches but we arent dogs), dont shout oi or shout at all, you can call our names but dont yell,
29. NEVER i repeat NEVER say to a woman "cheer up love it might never happen" everything flashes white and we cannot be held responsible for our actions!
30. MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!! we are not all neo-feminists, some of us actually want to be chased, wooed, romanced and so on.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW.....
.....If you talk about having a big dick, we know you dont
.....No matter what you say...your ex is a pig
...... Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
......We are natural drama queens
......We bitch about everything
...... If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated.
....When we ask you to kill spiders, its not because we are THAT scared, we want you to rescue us, its too make you feel good. So dont laugh at us.
.....Hat does not equal shower, after-shave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean. Sort it out!!
....No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything we feel like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
.....We get periods once a month, for that week we are not going to be nice to you and no, we are also not going to have sex with you, so dont ask, you will not be recieved well.
....Shopping is a sport....a bloodsport. If you decide to come with us, dont moan, it slows us down and annoys us.
....Believe it or not...you're probably not more attractive when drunk.
....Make sure you smell nice, but do beware that too much of something is never good
.....

1. Name: Kimberley
2. Nicknames: kim, kimi, kimbers, kimmeh
3. Birthday: 19th january
4. PLace of Birth: Gibraltar
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: 12
8. Msn: yes
9. Occupation: student
10. Residence: calle comedia werrrr xD
11. Msn Screen Name: I.Wish.You.Were.A.Stranger.I.Could
 .Disengage *from Over My Head - The Fray*
12 .Hair Colour: middle brown
13. Hair Length: about my shoulders, still getting used to it xD
14. Eye Colour: hazel
15. Weight: oh dear :S i dnt like this qn, next
16. Height: 1.68 / 5'7"
17. virgen: nope
18. Glasses: lenses plz
19. Piercings: 4 in my ears and 1 on lip
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

____Your Firsts_____

22. Best Friends: fuuf rebecca campbell fasi
23. First AWard: kreo ke era pa poetry in yr 5 o algo
24. First Pet: cat, Nikita
25. First Holiday: spain or england
26. First real school: st joseph's
28. First Love: kiki hahahahaha omg that was a long time ago

___Favourites ___

29. Movie: bridget jones' diary
30. T.V Programme: CSI Las Vegas
31. Colour: black or purple or red
32. Singers: omg esto es difici lol currently Christian Machado de Ill Nino & Amy Lee de Evanescence
33. Band: Ill Nino, 36 Crazyfists, Porcelain & the Tramps, Evanescence
34. Song Right now: Over My Head - The Fray
35. Friends: Tamara, Sascha, Jayden, Uli, Andrew, Vanessa, Jenna, Kaylee, Daniel, Nadine, Kyle aunque es mi novio still one of my best frends (in no particular order btw )
36. Chocolate: creme egg
37. Place: rock on the rock
38. Restaurant: charlie's tavern
39. Brand: errr i dnt have 1 rili
40. Store: C&A, Bershka, Pimkie, PRIMARKKKK, H&M
41. School Subject: english
42. Animal: tiger and dolphin
43. Book: Noughts & Crosses - Malorie Blackman
44. Magazine: Cosmopolitan
45. Shoes: my silver dorothy shoes AKA my princess shoes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: bored and full xDD
48. Have a crush: duhhh
49. Eating: nothin 4 a while coz estoy llena lolol
50. Drinking: diet Coke
51. Typing: obviously
52. Online: yes, bueno on 'Away'
53. Listening to: Fuck Like A Star - Porcelain & The Tramps
54. Thinking about: exams
55. Wanting to: fast forward to friday pa saliiii
56. Watching: Top Chef hehehe
57. Wearing: 7sins t-shirt n black tracksuit bottoms
58. Want kids: at sum point yeh, 2 o 3
59. Want to be married: around 27/28
60. Careers in mind: teaching english at a comprehensive school
61. Where do you want to live: err for teh time being Gib but i think that'll change wen im older, tho its a good place 4 a family
62. What car do you want?: none in particular atm coz im goin 2 uni soon, but id like my stepdad's civic

__Which is better in the opposite sex?___

63. Hair Colour: brown or black
64. Hair Length: short
65. Eye Colour: greeeeen
66. Measurements: not rili bothered, as long as theyre not extremely thin, big or muscly
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes all the way
69. Hugs or kisses: they both go hand in hand im afraid
70. Short ot tall: at least 5'10"
71. Easygoing or serious: a bit of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: cant u have spontaneous romatics?
73. Fatty or Skinny: prefer fatty than skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: preferably loud but not too much, or too insensitive
75. Hook up or Relationship: dpnds on what stage im at at the time lol
76. Sweet or Caring: dont they usually go 2gether anyway?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: i dnt want a goody-goody pero tampoco un ruina lol


____ Have you ever_____

78. Kissed a stranger: not exactly stranger, but i didnt kno him that long xD
79. Had alcohol: err like 3 days ago
80. Smoked: like 2 hrs ago
81. Ran away from home: nope
82. Broken a bone: yep, 2
83. Got an x ray: a couple of MRI's
85. Broken someones heart: im not sure, maybe??
86. Broke up with someone: it was priti much mutual
87. Cried when someone died: obviously
88. Cried at school: errr i think so, in yr