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- Ich bin In einer festen Beziehung
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- Zuletzt aktiv: 7 Stunden her
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- Motto
- Lick da bak end of ma balls!!!
- Ich über mich
- Best tune of all time????
Has to be Eminem's "Can da cold hairy nipples please stand up!!!!"
- Music
- snow patrol, keane, red hot chillis, limp bizkit, nickelback, killers, Cre
ed, The feeling, Newton Faulkner, Greenday. Wana gt 30 Seconds to Mars album, any1 know if its good??? Love really hard dance tune, jus lik da gud oul days of da Arena. - Films
- BraveHeart, Gladiator, Troy, Big Daddy, Last Soldier, Shawshank Redemption, SuperBad. Cnt beat good comedy, hate horrors dat arent scary!!! Any Billy Connolly DVD's, da mans a legend!!!!
- Sports
- Cartigan knitting, sewing. ironing and shoe shining. Finkin of takin up Shoe mendin soon bt only if da price of super glue cums dwn!!
- Scared Of
- Gtin trapped in an elevator wif a 30 stone nympho wif bad breath, B.O an a bad case of wind an nt havin my trusty knittin needles to fend hr off!!!!!
- Happiest when
- Drinkin couple bottles of ding wif da boys playin pro!
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- Billy Connolly
- Chris Evans
- Chubby Brown
- Jimmy Carr
- George Bush
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Does Marge Simpson shave her box?
- Yes
- No
- If she does'nt il do it 4 her
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- KFC
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One Liners
1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."
5. Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
11. I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness...AFTER I was born.
12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went
on the paper four times -three of those times I was reading it.
20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.
21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.0 Kommentare 649 Tage
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Situations Hallmark Cards Don't Cover
1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you...
(inside card)
I changed my mind.
2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life...
(inside card)
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am...
(inside card)
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(inside card)
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card)
Someone other than you.
6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
(inside card)
Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
(inside card)
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(inside card)
What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(inside card)
It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(inside card)
Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket...
(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(inside card)
So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
(inside card)
What was I thinking?
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Crazy
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 76% plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Emmett M8 Stunden heranother couple of names not the streets.. the stairs lol , steps , got the job !! start 2mrw whoo hoo. u wer such a laugh on sat nite u plonker what did frank say?? was he frank with u lol p.s GET UP THOSE STAIRSlol
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Emmett M8 Stunden her
ur jacket and phone r in docs , ur a fool lol hows the head?? new name 4 the group stairophonics lol
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Emmett M1 Woche her
alrite ya sprocket wats the crack?? drink this weekend?
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Michelle Lavery1 Woche hergary's definately ur man..if anyone can get you tickets he can....let me know what match you are lookin to go to and how many tickets you need and i'll see what i can do
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Michelle Lavery3 Wochen her
YEA.. 59 OF THEM!! MY LANDLORD IS A BIG SHOT IN I.T. SECURITY AND HE ALWAYS LOOKS AFTER MY COMPUTER FOR ME BUT HE MOVED TO DERRY ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO AND IT'S HARD TO GET HOLD OF HIM... BUT HE CALLED UNEXPECTEDLY ON TUESDAY SO THANKFULLY HE GOT IT FIXED...
THANKS FOR UR HELP THO... I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND ME ASKING... -
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Michelle Lavery
HIYA CUZ
I MANAGED TO GET SOMEONE TO SORT OUT MY COMPUTER ..THANK GOD, I DONT EVEN USE IT THAT MUCH BUT I WAS LOST WITHOUT IT....BIT LIKE A MOBILE... ANYWAY THANKS FOR YOUR HELP X X -
Chris Mc Neill4 Wochen herHey Lad.. you still lookin work?
Lagan looking some software developers n stuff v.soon...
txt me your number and address and I'll recommend you..
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Jude5 Wochen herno not a rumour its true, he goin be a father lol his women n julie due rund same time
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Jude5 Wochen her
well long time no speak?hows u been?
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Sinead Mc Parland5 Wochen herjammy bitch
r shauna & the girls went there wos talk of me & my ma n all headin ova a few wks b4 xmas te do some shoppin they wudnt get me home 
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Sinead Mc Parland5 Wochen her
na dnt tink i will become a peeler any tym soon
awwh greenday how can ya listen te those egits r shauna loves them hows she gettin on? fuck all buzz wit me headin out the mara nyt wit the girls make up 4 lost tym afta sitin in las weekend sick 
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Sinead Mc Parland5 Wochen her
well wats the crc?
headin out over the weekend? u get gerrys computer sorted? hows laura gettin on?
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Julz8 Wochen herwell wots da crc wit ya??
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O'Couture11 Wochen herBook a booth for the Scotland game this Sat/Wed info@ocglasgow.com
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12 Wochen her
Charlene Stewart Xxchazxx
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yea we were in lanzarote it was ok wouldnt go wit family again NO WAY. When u get a chance in ur hectic lifestyle drop by will fill u in on hols enjoy work x
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The Genuine Articles14 Wochen herWell Barnibus hows it going.. uploaded couple new tunes SUPERTAN and KEEP IT TOGETHER ..
also recordings of other tracks if ya fancy a listen..
thank you please... wheeeeeeee.
love...x
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Hugh Mc Creesh16 Wochen herwell champon.. sorry havent bin on in a bit... flat out on that facebook.. lol.. na no internet..
moved house,.. no wrk atmin but will be once schools open up agin.. do a bita subbin hopefully...
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Emmett M17 Wochen her
fuckin poker is down FUCK cold turkey on its way lol
sum luv u beta return it soon mr J x
dosn't seem that long ago you stood in my kitchen wondering what you were gonna do with your life, well honey, i couldn't be anymore proud of youuuuuu, cause you did it, and well ya did, luv ya loads x ya deserve it x and now dont be forgettin me when ya make yer millions lol xmwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:0)
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