South Park Main Theme Song
-Sung by Primus

I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation

I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor

I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind

*Kenny mumbles something some say its:
Hey, our town is bigger damn it
right down to the piece of granite
and some say:
I like eating sweet potatoes
and some say:
I like girls with big fat titties
I love girls with big vaginas

So come on out to south park
and meet some frriends of mine

1. Slept naked? Yes...
2. Taken a shower with someone? No
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No ways..
4. Drove a car? Loads of times...
5. Stole anything? Hmmmm..cant remember even if i did
6. Been in love? Yeap
7. Been dumped? Not yet.
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Nope
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah
10. Been in a fist fight? Nope!
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yeah..lol
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Lotta times lol
13. Been arrested? Nope
14. Hugged a stranger? Yes yes yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yeah
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yeah
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Uh yeah..and dont regret it!
20. Lost a friend? Plenty :'(
21. Been on a plane? Yeah..many times
22. Been to an island? I think Ireland classifies as one..!
23. Slept in until 3? Yes, half 6 is my best
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yeap
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah!
26. Made a snow angel? Ofcourse
27. Played dress up? Sometime when was young yeah
28. Cheated while playing game? Yeah and its lotta fun..lol
29. Been lonely? Uh huh
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Not that many no
32. Felt an earthquake? Fcuk yeah..and it wasnt very nice
33. Touched a snake? Eek no
34. Ran through a red light? Not yet..
35. Been suspended from school? Nope
36. Had detention? Nope
37. Been in a car accident? Once..wasnt hurt tho..
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Yeah
39. Used a fake id? Nopes
40. Crawled through a window? Yeah
41. Been lost? Yep
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yep
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Why would I???
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? All the bloody time
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yeah its horrible
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yeah
50. Kissed in the rain? Nope
51. Sang in the shower? Do it all the time
52. Made love in a park? No but would like to yeah
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes..scarrrry
54. Glued your hand to something? Yeah
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Weird question..no
56. Ever gone to school partialy naked? Hell no.........
57. Been a cheerleader? Nopes
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? Countin them is rude..lol
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No..i like horror flicks
61. Played chicken? No
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Nope
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
64. Broken a bone? Yes
65. Been easily amused? Too easily most of the time.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yeah all the time..am know for that
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Nopes
68. Cheated on a test? Yeah..had to..was an urgent need..lol
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yeah
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Yes, its a common mistake i do all the time
73. Blacked out from drinking? Oncee
74. Played a prank on someone? Lol yeah
75. Gone to a late night movie? yeah
76. Made love to anything not human? Eeeekkss no ways
77. Failed a class? Maths..
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? A coin..was terrible feelin
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Nope i'm loyal!
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? No
82. Thrown strange objects? Yeah..cadle wax, empty bottles, coins, alcohol..lol
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? running away where??
86. Got a piercing? Nope
87. Cut your own hair? Yeah and then i needed to go to the hair dressers lol
89. Made a parent cry? Yeap..hate myself for tht..
90. Cried over someone? Yeah
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? What on earth is a sharpie?
92. Dated someone more than once? Nopes
93. Had/Have a dog? Had one yeah
94. Ha

Telling me NOT to SMOKE can be INJURIOUS to YOUR health!!