1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
nope, not realli, either my eyerow or my ear

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
yes it does

3. Have you ever been drunk?
yeah, totally XD

4 Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before i get in, im a weird child

5. What did you do today?
work...

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
sometimes

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
nope only 2

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
many times....

9. Who is your best friend[s]?
Jacki or courtz

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i prefer to sleep around XD

11. How many piercings do you have?
none

12. What color is your shower curtain?
dont have one

13. Have you ever had stitches?
yeh once when i got bitten by a dog

14. How long ago did you hug someone?
mon night when i slept with matt n kyle XD

15. Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
lol...yes

16. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
nope, full skitz with them

17. Lyrics stuck in your head?
none atm....

18. Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
WTF is a red sox

19. What are you doing tomorrow?
prob going to work, cos i have too

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
nope, they dont deserve it

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
i hit a cockatoo once

23. What is your favorite cereal?
nutri grain

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
not once, not ever?

25. What are you doing right at this moment?
the sounds of my brain talking

26. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
onyl if it makes em look better

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
embrace of someone close to me

28. What's your favorite sonng?
Emergency by Paramore atm....

29. Are you more of a coffee or energy drink drinker?
neither... CAFFEINE is bad for the soul!!!

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
nope

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
once or twice *looks innocent*

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
nope

32. Have you ever been arrested?
got a warning once

33. Do you dream in black and white?
all the time?

34.Do you Talk In Your Sleep?
nope

35. Do you snore?
i dont think so..

36. Have you ever thought about being a teacher?
nope

37. Are you a redneck?
wat an image, a homosexual redneck, Nope not me

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
two workmates plotting to kill me XD

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
nope, had plenty of other things on my face XD

40. What are you afraid of?
not knowing how im going to die (destined to change that), crashing my car and killing someone else but not me....

41. What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
email from my cuz

42. What does the 20th message in your inbox say?
something from Bebo

43. Do you like someone?
absolutely

44. Do they know you like them?
yep, cept they're dating someone

46. Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
probably...

47. Need to get something off your chest?
my shirt XD

50. How do you feel about your life right now?
Umm.. Some things are fcken tarded

51. Ever cut your wrists?
sometimes, prefer to give my self smilies XD

Take the first letter in your first name:

A = I'D LOVE TO LICK
B = I ATE
C = I'M MOVING IN WITH
D = I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
E = I MILKED
F = I SAT ON
G = I SAW
H = I DEEP-FRIED
I = IN MY ROOM I FOUND
J = I PUSHED
K = I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
L = I MURDERED
M = I CRASHED MY CAR INTO
N = I'M IN LOVE WITH
O = IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
P = I MOLESTED
Q = I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
R = I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
S = I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
T = I JUST KILLED
U = I PENETRATED
V = I SKINNED ALIVE
W = I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
X = I MARINATED
Y = I BABYSAT
Z = I TRADED MY MOM FOR

Now take the third letter in your last name:

A = A HIPPOPOTAMUS
B = A CURLY FRY
C = A POSTER OF MATT DAMON.
D = AN ERASER
E = A GAY HOBO
F = A BLOCK OF CHEESE
G = AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
H = A GREASY PAPER PLATE
I = A NAKED OLD MAN
J = A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
K = A PURPLE CAR
L = A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM
M = A SEA URCHIN
N = A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
O = A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE
P = AN EVIL TWIN
Q = A BIRD
R = A STOP SIGN
S = A DUSTPAN
T = A BRAND NEW LAPTOP
U = A RANDOM GIRL
V = A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
W = A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
X = A TURKEY
Y = A CHICKEN
Z = A JELLYBEAN

Take the LAST letter in your FIRST name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I milked
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I hated
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the LAST letter in your LAST name:
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a DILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a MILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now Take The FIRST letter of your MIDDLE name:
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy