Name: Gay
Sex: I am an asexual plant
Birth date: 28/12/1986
Location: My parents house. I want to go home :<
Height: 5'4
Eye color: blue
Hair color: all different colours. I need to dye it.
What does your name mean: My real name? I dunno.. something crap. I'll go look. Apparently it means beloved
High school graduation year: 2004...? I think. Can't be bothered thinking.
Favorite relatives: Dad probably
Summer memory: Michael Jackson heh. Or echoing off houses.
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch tv other than the same crap over and over
What’s on your mousepad: There isn't one on the laptop.
In the car- ac or windows: windows so I can smoke like fook
Do you believe in yourself: do I foooooook
Favorite game: snakes and laddies
Favorite drink: white wine
Favorite food: I DUNNO! something shit. Ooh nandos sauce.
Favorite colors: fluorescent blue/green
Favorite cigarettes: I'm not really bothered if they're smokable and not overly nasty. Sterling superkings at the moment.
Favorite sounds: Slapping stuff like jelly.
Favorite smell: the postman
Worst feeling in the World: about to spew
Best feeling in the World: being comfortable being snuggled up in bed knowing I don't have to get up for anything
Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Drink.. go out. The usual.
Favorite soundtrack: I dunno
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: walking out my shitty cardboard hoose to go for a shitty walk down the road. Or liver failure.
First thought in the morning: "what time is it? Has my alarm gone off?"
Do you get motion sickness: Nope
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone: as soon as I get to it. Unless it's work cause we want to look too busy to answer the phone heh.
Future son names: Cojm
Future daughter names: Cojmette
Are you a good friend: I dunno, am I?
Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Cake? Bleh. Should of made it ice cream, then vanilla. Or chocolate if it was milkshake.
What do you drive: a bike
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Yup - dog
Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool. Just don't like massive downpours out the blue if I'm stuck in it
If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Michael Jackson
What is your zodiac sign: Capricorn
What do you wear to bed: the clothes I came home in most of the time lol
Do you eat stems of broccoli: you're not meant to? Yeah..
Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you
give it to her?
Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? Probably
If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it
be: Ooooo working in a zoo would be good fun. Either that, or professionally squandering money on stupid stuff
If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: It's been every colour it could be I think.
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: i've got a winged star at the base of my spine
Favorite brand of gum: wrigleys extra sweet mint. It's about the only one that doesn't hurt my throat with the first few chews.
What is your favorite quote: "I'm not special, I'm gay as fuck!"
Have you ever been in love: Yeap
What’s on your walls in your room: My parents spare room um... a picture of some boat thing. My room has pictures and um.. that's it I think.
Is the glass half-empty or half-full: full if there's more to fill it with, empty if it's the last.
Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to:
Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: um.. cool I think
Favorite flavor Snapple: of what?
Which one, Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
Which kind of milk is your favorite: milkshake! Or skimmed
If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? I'd eat all their flesh and then gild the bones with silver and place them around the house to look like ornaments and if anyone grew suspicious I could then use them as weapons against them. If enough people came, I could start up my own silver bones delivery service.

Do you have any pets? Kyo the Cat
What color shirt are you wearing? Grey hoodie
Name three things that are physically close to you: bed, lamp, charger
What is the last book you read? I have no idea...
Are you or were you a good student? Depends when and which subject.
What's your favorite sport? Sleeping
Do you enjoy sleeping late? yes. When I do sleep.
What's the weather like right now? dark and dry.
Who tells the best jokes? I don't really know anyone who tells jokes. Dad lol.
What was the last thing you dreamed about? I can't remember.. something about having my arm up or the doorbell.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I crash my trolleys all the time. Crashed the skip too.
Do you believe in karma? To some extent.
Do you believe in luck? I guess
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Scrambled
Do you collect anything? Sexual diseases
Are you proud of yourself? nut
Are you reliable? In some ways
Have you ever given money to a bum? Yup. And drink... and toe socks. Probably a cigarette or two too.
What's your favorite food? Erm.. I have no idea at this moment in time.
Have you ever had a secret admirer? shrug
Do you like the smell of gasoline? yep
Do like to draw? from time to time
What's your favorite invention? elastic bands
Is your room messy? Yeah
What do you like better: oranges or apples? Apples. Oranges take like a year to eat.
Do you give in easily? Depends what it is. Most times, yeah.
Are you a good guesser? I dunno.
Can you read other people's expressions? Yeah
Are you a bully? Not in an intentionally nasty way :p
Do you have a job? Yessus
What time did you wake up this morning? 12 then 3. Technically I won't be asleep today though.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? coffee
When was the last time you showered? few hours ago
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? sisters hen night
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Fri night or Saturday. No work.
Do you have any nicknames? Not really. Trudie calls me Lou.
Have you ever been scuba diving? Yep In Australia
What's your least favorite color? pale yellow. Makes me feel sick.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? I constantly think about those I see lots?
Would you ever go skydiving? yeah!
What toothpaste do you use? changes all the time. Got pearl drops at the moment.
Do you enjoy challenges? At work and with people I guess. Other than that, I'm too lazy to drive myself to do it.
What's the worst injury you have had? Prolly when I hit my head on holiday
What's the last movie you saw? watched some war of the worlds earlier
What do you want to know about the future? what tomorrows lottery numbers are
What does your last text message say? "Hey ya I'm good thanks, bit drunk, but good.. How..." I can't be bothered writing any more of it.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? trudie
What's your favorite school subject? art and english towards the end I guess
What's your least favorite school subject? I really can't think... I think i hated english for a good while, oh I don't know. Whatever involved me sitting silently for longest so I'd start to fall asleep.
Would you rather have money or love? Give me lots of money and I'll judge Love I guess. But if I'd never had any love and all the money in the world, I wouldn't know the difference so would carry on spending my days having immense fun.
What is your dream vacation? I have no idea now. A working holiday riding sheep in New Zealand
What is your favorite animal? I like the shape and spazziness of ferrets
Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah
fDo you need to do laundry? I need to dry stuff... got loads of washing at the house though.
Do you listen to the radio? At work.
Where were you when 9/11 happened? in german
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I don't think one ever has
Have you ever caught a butterfly? yeah
What color are your bed sheets? the ones here at my parents

Right, how's everyone getting to Download?