The following is an actual question given on a Central Washington University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it w/ colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at th e different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate
of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in
order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pres s ure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell
has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa
kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

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-Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
-Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face
-Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
-Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
-Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
-Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
-When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
-When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third.

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