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A police officer stops a Samoan for speeding and asks him very nicely if he

could see his license. He replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get
your
act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you."

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There were these three guys who escaped from prison. A Tongan, Fijian and
Samoan. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farmhouse. In

the farmhouse there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in
them. When the cops came to the farmhouse the one of the cops saw the
sacks,
the officers' yells, "and there's just three burlap sacks in here!" To
which
his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".

The officer goes and kicks the one with the Tongan in it and he yells,
"MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said, "Oh, it's just a stupid cat in there." So he

kicks the one with the Fijian in it and he yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the
officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with
Hamo
in it and he yells, "POTATOES!"
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There's a Tongan a Fijian and a Samoan. They're all at the NASA space
center. The Tongan says to the flight technician "I want to go to the
moon".
The flight technician says he can go tomorrow. The Fijian says, "I want to
go to Mars". He says he can go next week. The Hamo says, "I want to go to
the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The
Hamo says, "Well then I'll go at night."

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THE DRUNKEN ISLANDER.......
> A man and his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on their
door.
> The man got out of bed, went to the door, opened it and saw a drunken
> islander standing in the pouring rain.
> "What the hell do you want?" the angry man asked.
> "Shcuse me, me no its a late," slurred the islander, "but can you give
me a
> push?"
> >"Are you crazy?" yelled the man.
> "Not a chance! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pissing down!"
> Then he slammed the door and went back to bed.
> "Who was that?" asked the wife
> "Just some drunken islander asking for a push," he mumbled.
> "And did you help him dear?" questioned the wife.
> "No I didn't help him," he yelled,"Its late and raining crazy out there."
> "All I can say is, you've got a very short memory," snapped the
wife."Don't
> you remember the time you broke down on the way to that golf do of yours
> and those two kind islanders helped us out? They were nice enough to
help you
> when you needed it - and I think you should help this poor man now.
> Knowing his wife would keep nagging him until he did what she said, the
man
> got dressed, walked down stairs and went outside in the pouring rain.
> Unable to see anything in the dark and driving rain, the man called
> out,"Hey, are you still out there?"
> "Yesh," came the reply. "Do you still need a push?" the man asked while
he stood in the dark
> saturated. "Yesh please!" "Where are you?"
"OVER HERE ON THE SWING."
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"Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen. Dis is your captain (Mr Tasilovisi)

welcoming you on board .....I apologise if I cannot shee you....can shee nothing from my cockpit anyway, lights not working.....but quick thinking on my part.....I bring da torch!

We apologise for da delay in taking off, some minor problem, just replace da engine, new engine cannibalized from
da aircraft dat decided to take da swim in south china shea......

Dis is flight 126 from Auckland to Apia. Landing in Apia ish not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in da region. And if luck ish on our shide, we may even be landing in your village!

You can have peace of mind dat dare will be no terrori