A UCD, a DIT and a Trinity student were in an airplane that crashed, They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses the UCD student first: "What do you believe
in?" The UCD Student replies,"Well, I believe in power to the little people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses the DIT student: "What do you believe
in?"
The DIT student replies, "Well, I believe that the
combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die....Waaahhh." God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses the Trinity student: "What do you believe in?".
And he replies: "I believe you are in my chair."



Q. Why don't they have Christmas at DCU?
A. They can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.

Q. What's the first thing a BESS bird does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Trinity?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What does a UCD student call a Trinity student after graduation?
A. Boss.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Carlow?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. Did you hear that the library at DIT Kevin Street burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.

Q. Why do UCD graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What do tornadoes and Arts graduates have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - Westmeath looks better in the dark.

Q. How many Trinity students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

Q. How many UCD students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two - One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any TCD student.

Q. How many NUI Maynooth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead UCC student in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. If you see a DIT student on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q What do you have when 100 Arts students are buried up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What do Science students use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a UCC student. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the UCC student...twice.

Q: What do u call a LIT student in a suit?
A: The Defendant

Q:What do u call a UL graduate in a suit?
A: The LIT student's lawyer

Read this one first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on them and repost it.

Sound simple enough???

1. Sophie
2. Barry
3. Emma
4. Brett
5. Donal
6. Amy
7. Hannah
8. Judy
9. Conor
10. Russell
11. Craig
12. Ailbhe
13. Finto
14. Sarah H
15. Caroline
16. CANNAR!


Q: Have you ever kissed 7?:
A. Haha, no I can't say that I have...unless I was really drunk and made a pass at her and don't remember...and that could be possible I suppose.

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
A. That thing on his face. Gross.

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A. Nights spent sitting out the back of Chartbusters downing cans when we should have been inside working haha...Up the Union!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 2?
A: At the next piss-up I'd imagine...

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: What can I say...RIDE!

Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A. What a wanker. Oh wait now that's my present impression...first was just that he was a bit of a muppet. It got worse since then.

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. How she does this whole innocent thing when you're around her and whatever and then one night I was out driving in town and someone threw a bottle at my car and who was it only Sarah herself...

Q: How did you meet 3?:
A: During various major piss-ups over the years although she didn't talk to me really until sometime in 2nd year because I wasn't cool enough and then we became best of buddies haha!

Q: Do you think 11 would kill someone?
A: Nah, 11's far too much of a gentleman and scholar to be doing shit like that. If anything he might force them along to a gig.

Q. How long have you known number 15?
A. Since my first or second day in secondary school when her love of sarcasm became apparent.

Q: Have you seen 5 naked?
A. Fuck, don't get me started, you're there walking home from the pub when 5 literally jumps out of a hedge in the nip and starts doing all sorts of tribal dances and shit. It's not on man and you know it.

Q: Do you think 12 has a crush on you?
A: Ah well, I’d say 12 ALWAYS has a crush on me and well she should…

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
A: Bitched with her about Finto's commodore's irritating music it played one night when both of us were a step away from a seizure.

Q: If you could give anything to number 1 what would it be?
A. A deck in the face for not returning my prized t-shirt to me, so there!

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. AHAH, I don't believe it! They make a very good couple as it is...a couple of drunken messers that is when we're out having a few "troubles" in cities in the UK. I like ****, you like ****, enough small ****, let's...and so on...

Q. If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she be?
A. She'd be like a subtle beige until you used it and then it'd be like rebellious black or something.

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: Yep! Actually was a bit tipsy one night and used her coffee pot as a glass for water coz I was trying to make sure I wasn't too hungover the next morning haha...

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 8?:
A: Ah no although I'm sure number 8 wouldn't say no haha....

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?:
A: Who knows...some say he works in an off-licence, others say he's studying nearly all the time, all I know is I've seen him lately once too many...and that was eh...once.

Q: Are you real close to 11?:
A: Well 11's a guy so no, but that said I have drunkenly shared a tale or two with him over the year...

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: Not a chance.

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A: Oh yeah I'm sure I have, can't remember what we'd have seen though...I'd say no.8 probably opera sang through most of the film too...

Q. Whats number 13 house like?
A. Quite like mine. Although last time I was in it it smelt absolutely disgusting and also no.13 hadn'