Real Name: Shane

1. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Dog

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandparent on your mom's side, your favorite sweets)
Jerry Minstrel lmfao

3. YOUR GANGSTER NAME:
(first three letters of your name with izzle at the end)
Shaizzle

4. YOUR PORN NAME:
(first pet and name of the street you grew up on)
Lucy Church

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Jude Ottawa

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name, and first 3 letters of the town you were born in)
Cumsholott Sounds like "Cums a lot!"

7. Terrorist Name:
(middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Edujyraelo

8. SUPERHERO NAME:
("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Orange Lucazade Makes sense...

PART UHHNN

Shane: Ask the girl behind the counter do we have to pay if we're members.
(David walks up to the counter)
Girl: Just one is it?
David: Yeah.
Shane: Ask, ask, ASK!
(David walks away from the counter. Thinking it's too awkard to ask.)
Shane: Fine I'll ask her. Hi, am, that guy there (David) wants to know do we have to pay if we're members? He was going to ask you himself but he was too embarrassed...he likes you.
(Girl gives me dirty look and pretends to laugh )



PART DOOUH

(On the bus. Shane and David sitting across from a old woman ((she was about 20 )) who is sitting by herself in the part of the bus where there are 2 seats facing eachother. The woman puts her feet up on the seats across from her.)
Shane: David stop staring at that poor woman's legs!
(The woman got off at the next stop...coincidence? I think not... )



PART TWAHH

(Shane, David and Sean sitting outside a shop. Sean eating ice cream. Drunken, red-faced, old man comes along and walks over to Sean.)
Old Man: YOU GOT AND ICE CREAM. GAH-HAH. AND THAT BOY OVER THERE'S GOT NONE!
(The old man reaches over and randomly touches Seans ice cream, laughs and then walks away. Sean throws ice cream on the floor...)

PHIIN.

"That dude's acting loco" ...