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Graeme
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Male, 26,
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- Member since: March 2005
- Last active: 1/5/11
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I like to dance the walrus! grinding my booty to b*witched is my favourite past time. Why did they have to split up? I miss the denium. My head is also made or pavlova. I am a walking, talking piece of meringue. Please don't eat me...
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- The Music that gets the blood pumping while the whole world is watching , dance your ass off to the party when there's just no stoppin thats the music that i cant stop lovin !!!!!
- You got the point yet
- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - spliff in one hand - beer in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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- The sport i love is the sport of life , the game that never stops either up or down
- Scared Of
- Freaking Out , SAY NO to Bad trips! trust me i know i had one !
- Happiest When
- Being so far out ma tree im right back in it !!!
- Also Happy
- when the problems of life blend into the background and you see the finer points of life again
- And Remember
- You can live more in a year than other people take a life time to live !
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1. sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better
2. peugeot condoms...the ride of your life
3. kfc condoms...they're finger licking good
4. malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands
5. safeway's condoms...lightening the load
6. abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough
7. duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going
8. pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop
9. burger king...home off the whopper
10. FCUK condoms...fcuk all night but use protection
11. muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?
12. flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work
13. halifords condoms...we go the extra mile
14. royal mail condoms...i saw this and thought of you0 Comments 289 weeks
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Beer!!!!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book1 Comment 290 weeks
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Billy Connolly:
“The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?”0 Comments 291 weeks
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Iain M10/11/12Happy birthday big man!
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7/27/10
Jay
hahahaha yup....29 people going for every 1 job in greenock (latest statistic) glad to hear your still a crazy cat!!!! im still in karens old flat in Carnock street, workin part time in mothercare and grazza's still workin his baws off with his uncles company...jammy fucker got to go work at t-in the park and I didnt!!!! sat with wine and chineese and a heafty spliff and watched me some rambo......tragic aint i haha x hope to see ya soo dude, it has been toooooooooo long my friend !! missin your crazyness!! x defo need to get our ass's up to dundee, next time im up visitin family up that way i'll stop by and you can show me the sights !!
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7/26/10
Jay
OMG so good to hear from ya mofo !!! x i is ploddin along as usuall lol, currently in the horrid dilema that is jobhunting hahaha where you at now dude
ya still up in dundee ?? x
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Jay2/4/10s'happnin fluffy-headed-jelly-man !!! x
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Myles Maginty6/15/09
u back yet?
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Myles Maginty5/6/09
thot we were gettina smoke off ! then u dingyed yer fone !!
sad times blud. lol. right ure deffos gettin smoked out ure domeski by them, i made a vapourizer its pretty gd im thinkin about buyin 1 then weel get chonged 4shoa
ezzzzy bruv
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Myles Maginty5/6/09
dingyed!!!!!!!!
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