-Have dinner ready. plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourate dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

-Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in ytour hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.

-Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

- Clear away the clutter. make one last trip throught the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

-Gather up all schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

-Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a havan of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

-Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the tim of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

-BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM!

-Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

-Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important then yours.

-Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

-Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself body and spirit.

-DON'T GREET HIM WITH COMPLAINTS AND PROBLEMS.

-Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

- Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

-Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes, speak in a low, soothing and pleasent voice.

-Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remeber, he is the master of the house and as such will always excercize his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

-A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE

If you are under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ](baby)
You remember getting fake tatoos with chewing gum
You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".
You had a huge fringe in some point of your childhood.
You remember "Bum Bags".
You collected "Tazo's"
You didn't argue with your parents cause there wasn't a "no smacking legislation"
You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain<<<----- THE BEST SHOW EVER!
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading and watching "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon and tuppaware lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-eeni meeni miiini mo
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on cassette.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.(I STILL HAVE THE GAME)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega became popular.(SUPER NINTENDO STILL ISN'T COOL !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Before they called obesity an "Epidemic" or a "Desiese"
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You owned a Fishboard skateboard.
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles(i am one!)
-3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (yes, we hated them THEN, too).
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
You remember when the new BEANIE BABIES were sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Putty was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .(OMFG WAS THERE EVER A TIME WITHOUT A TALKING SPONGE UNDER THE SEA WHO LIVED IN A PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!)
Back when you put off the homework sheets you once a week.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.
You had slap braclets!

Re-post this if you were a kid growing up through the ninties and remember thi

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

<Loud Sigh> - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

<Soft Sigh> - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".