Jenny Devlin

I make a bootiful Xmas Tree ;)

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Me, Myself, and I
im Jenny AKA 'JD', 'Jailbird', 'Jenny Dev', 'JenDev', 'Genny', 'Jen!', 'Stupit!', 'Jabels', 'Jenny-berri123', 'Blueberry', 'JenBob', 'TIKI TIKI', 'CCT', 'well ugly Tea Cup', 'Little Red Ridin Hood', 'Auntie Fanj', 'Miss Moneypenny', 'Baby Grumpling', 'Jemmy Devil', 'Jazza-Bell', 'Smurfette', 'Auntie Nenny', 'NENNY!!!', The list goes on n on...

no idea where life will take me, but i will have as much fun as i can getting there! :DD

♥ true proper BLUE NOSE!

♥ Moving on...swiftly

♥ The Glaswegian definition of an atheist, someone who goes to the old firm to watch the football!

♥ I still miss him everyday :(

♥ i MITE have children despite the fear that they may be ginger

ANGE GOT PORKED!!

♥ im a GAYSBIAN™

♥ ange says: "lmao aaaww ur so kind"

forever and ultimately....Jailbird ;)
Mijn wederhelft
Ryan Reid

Ryan Reid

2.5 hours is jst too long!

People keep me around for some reason,
i have no idea why though :L
Music & Films
Music
im what u could call an eclectic music lover....depends on the situation and tune!
Films
if it can make me laugh, cry, giggle, cringe, jump, scared, chuckle, think about life, put things into perspective...then its a bloody good film!
Football...
Glasgow Rangers and Scotland....ace!
S - J
we will never quite forgive each other for what happened when we were 5, you will always be that one person i wont be able to get rid of, we'll fight, we'll squabble, but the one thing that comforts me...knowing im not the only NUTJOB on our family tree :D x
The MIGHTY LBC!!
a big shout out to the mighty LBC Assasin School! Without your support (and services) i wouldnt be the person i am today! THANK YOU!
My Boyz
Matthew & Alex are wee gems! The greatest wee nephews anyone could ask for! love them both to pieces!!
Keenans Reference!
"Jenny, despite her love of kids, is a decent person. Although I'm not sure if she still poses a risk to kids, I would like you to know that she's ace " - what a charmer! :)

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Name :   Jenny Devlin
Nick Name :   refer to the first paragraph above...
Birthdate :   12th April
Birthplace:   Glasgow
Current Location:   Elgin, Moray
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brunette
Height:   5'2
Piercings:   jst the ears
Tatoos:   4... more to follow
Vehicle:   one that moves preferably
Overused Phrase:   Moving on....swiftly
FAVORITES
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   So many to choose from...
Candy:   parma violets
Number:   7
Color:   Red or Blue
Animal:   Dog
Drink:   Irn Bru
Body Part on Opposite sex:   eyes :)
Perfume:   Hugo Boss
TV Show:   Mock the Week!
Music Album:   again too many to choose from!
Movie:   Sweeny Todd
Actor/Actress:   Adam Sandler
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McD's
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   both
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Rap
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Movies
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   usually 11.30pm
Most Missed Memory:   the simple days in life
Best phyiscal feature:   my charming personality??
First Thought Waking Up:   10 more mintues please!!!!
Ambition:   to be a youth worker
Best Friends:   yes i have them...do you?
Weakness:   pah, like im going to advertise that?!
Fears:   heights!
Longest relationship:   too bloody long
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   no & wouldnt
Ever been beaten up:   no
Ever beaten someone up:   maybe
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   i chunky dunk so thats a no...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   aye
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   Brown
Short or Long:   preferably short
Height:   taller than me (not hard to be though)
Style:   his own?!
Looks or Personality:   both
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   somewhere in the middle??
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   the US again
How do you want to Die:   quickly and not any time soon
Been to the Mall Lately:   lol..st giles?!
Get along with your Parents:   aye
Health Freak:   erm no
Do you think your Attractive:   dont we all?!
Believe in Yourself:   aye sometimes
Want to go to College:   nope
Do you Smoke:   yep
Do you Drink:   sometimes when forced!
Shower Daily:   who doesnt?!!
Been in Love:   yep
Do you Sing:   not very well
Want to get Married:   hell why not
Do you want Children:   if 'they' let me
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   next question...
Hate anyone:   and waste my time?? no...
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  • Car Insurance

    I can tell you how much its going to cost RIGHT NOW!!

    my well educated guess is ..... 1 million pounds. If they'll unsure you at all.

    I am assuming that:

    [b] You want to drive a very rare, and expensive, Ferrari.

    [b] You live in the worst, most crime ridden, inner city housing estate in the UK .... and plan to park it in the street overnight.

    [b] You have the most high risk job in the world - as far as car insurance companies are concerned.

    [b] You have a long and detailed criminal record.

    [b] You have had your insurance cancelled several times in the past.

    [b] You are epileptic and blind in one eye.

    If none of the above apply, then it may be slightly cheaper....

    :L

    0 Commentaren 168 dagen

  • Cinderella...princess or skank?

    Why would Prince Charming fall for the Skank… cuz he likes the dirty girls?!


    No-one would ever say life would be easy

    But why read Cinderella to us, to find out that Prince Charming doesn’t exist?

    He was on his way to find us, but found a skank on the way and settle for her.



    Us girls keep bouncing back, question – how many times do we have to be hurt before we don’t?


    Hold tight wifey’s, thousand of bitches would kill to see you fall! Stay on the Level!


    Now that’s a fairytale!


    Cinderella will never be the same...

    Was Cinderella a ..... SKANK???

    1 Commentaar 470 dagen

  • Three Women

    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three

    will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
    He saw me, he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long

    The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
    and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.

    The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and
    mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: 'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'

    1 Commentaar 604 dagen

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  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    its not my desire to see ya behind bars...altho id warn anyone who did to put up a sign...


    BEWARE OF DA ANIMAL :L :L :L

    Wot u trying to suggest...ma comments are always nice and in da best possible taste :p lol...t's not ma fault how theyre taken or viewed...n to back that up t's not me whos called Jailbird now ....is it ;) I think tha says it all :L :L :L

    luvage attached cus ur worth it :)

    xoxoxox

    3 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    Jenny Berry 123..Jailbird...but now ya know its serious...Jen-a-fer...

    WTF..ur fraternising we da enemy....cum on da huns:L :L :L :L

    Soz hun..just felt da urge lol :)

    But ya know me luvs ya :)

    xoxoxo

    3 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    Angielbc

    OMFG....

    Orgasm in tescos ova chocolate

    ur special...we a capital RRRRRRR

    :L :L :L :L :L

    Leave da penguin out o this...thats so wrong!!!!

    4 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    some luv for da sarcastic bitch....

    Jailbird...i will not accept it :L :L :L

    luvid ya really :)

    4 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    Since ur so special n ur comming back to work tomoz ive saved ma last luv just for you.

    You know Jen...some folk might not see the value of ur friendship but i do...n cheers for everything...ur a star, id be totally lost we oot ya...(yeah map or no map) :L :L

    See ya tomoz hun

    luvage for you xoxox

    5 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    Passing through we a little get betta soon luvage for ya..since ur so poorly.

    Mez missing ya in da office|:( ..altho i aynt missing da coughing :L

    Get betta soon
    xoxox

    6 weken geleden
  • Kaayleeighh
    luv Kaayleeighh

    lol lovee
    xd

    6 weken geleden
  • Kaayleeighh
    Kaayleeighh

    lol
    i always behave :P :P
    xx
    no love sorry :/

    7 weken geleden
  • Auntie Nat XXx
    Auntie Nat XXx

    yeah pm me, i started panicking, as long as everythings ok,

    im so freakin bored sitting maself lol, think id rather be at ma work... on second thoughts no i wouldnt lol

    xxxx

    7 weken geleden
  • Auntie Nat XXx
    Auntie Nat XXx

    awww thank you chicky!!! il try, am all on ma own, ben and ma mam and everyone are at work and im off lol, sucks!!

    hey listen is everything ok, i seen your dad wasnt well, and your saying lastnyt triggerd off thoughts, hope everything is ok!!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    7 weken geleden
  • Mikie Craig
    luv Mikie Craig

    aye if there is any two people that can do that its me and your dad xox

    8 weken geleden
  • Mikie Craig
    luv Mikie Craig

    gettin there you no me i always land on ma feet at some point or other. how whhats up? x

    8 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    Hasnt exploded...but i got 1 quality fucken rave going on that whole Mc Donalds advert got it going on lol :L :L

    Am hollain back at ya we sum luvage attached :)

    Wow u doing akon...I'm so lonely?? Not anymare ...mez a back, just dont shout tho :L :L

    Luvage for Jailbird

    xoxoxoxox

    8 weken geleden
  • Ryan Reid
    Ryan Reid

    they all judge but they all secretly want it. . .

    8 weken geleden
  • Keenan Alexander
    luv Keenan Alexander

    Hey :)

    I know been really unwell, I've got a viral infection, but you know me im not one to make a fuss :D

    Oh I got selected to go to the House of Commons with the SYP :D

    Hows u ?
    :) :)

    8 weken geleden
  • Mikie Craig
    Mikie Craig

    hows u xoxox

    8 weken geleden
  • Ryan Reid
    Ryan Reid

    like a rapist

    8 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    1 is coping rather well, but thats cus we're off da morn :) ...r u coping ma lovely??

    I'm sure i must of fallen n hurt me head cus i've been productive all week, Jailbird this should neva be allowed to happen....think me needs help :o

    Wow snakes n ladders...we so need to do that...how funny wud that be, altho Mairi wud probably cheat...she looks da type lol.

    Thanks for stopping n by we sum luvage...so i've returned da favour n i've attached sum LBC Luving just for you :) :L xoxox

    9 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    Angielbc

    Aye t's been a while since we've left comments on ebbo lol

    Bless sum luv for me aaaawww..well i still dont have any from handing it out yesterday :L :L ..i'll return sum ur way later...but ya know me luvids ya anyhoo

    JEN-IF-FER random urge too :L :L

    Yeah as my saying says Wed is the new Fri so feck no more work...it wud work for me :) :)

    Its going to be along day me thinks :Z

    xoxoxo

    10 weken geleden
  • Angielbc
    luv Angielbc

    Sounds a mighty fine idea u got there..bottle it sell make a fortune...mmmm da world is ours lol :L :L :L

    O aye i'm back n ready to roll :) :)

    Hows everything at ur end ma lovely??


    xoxoxox

    11 weken geleden