something to do if your bored

Take the first letter of your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A sexy pornstar
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10:An ugly fat kid
11:Tony Blair
12:A cheeseburger
13:A slut
14:My dad
15:An adult toy
16:A plaster
17:A paint brush
18:A pint
19:A wig
20:A Flute
21:An old man
22:A fish
23:A mammal
24:A carrot
25:A hobo
26:A pimp
27:A pencil sharper
28:A school tie
29:Some used loo-roll
30:Some Y- fronts with skids
31:A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A:For money
B:For fun
C ecause I’m loved
D:And hated it
E:To pass time
F:For a lapdance
G ecause I wanted to
H ecause it was dry
I:For a free pencil
J:To get onto a game show
K ecause my mum said it would turn her on
L:And loved it
M:For a pet monkey
N ecause I was horny
O:For a set of nickers
P:To win a Ferrari
Q:So I could get a boob job
R:For a hob nob
S:To win X-factor
T:All for pleasure
U:For a laugh
V ecause my pet hamster was dying
W:For £100000
X:To skip school
Y ecause I thought my hair looked cool
Z:So people will talk about me

WOULD YOU...
KISS ME?
HUG ME?
FUCK ME?
LET ME SLEEP IN YOU`RE BED ?
STAND UP FOR ME?

CAN I ....
KISS YOU?
TICKLE YOU?
MARRY YOU?
SLEEP WITH YOU?

AM I...
LOVEABLE?
FUCKABLE?
NASTY?
KIND?
A GOOD FRIEND?
GF/BF MATERIAL?
PRETTY?
UGLY?
BEAUTIFUL?

HAVE U ....
KISSED ME?
SAW ME?
HANGED WITH ME?
HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME?
GOT MY NUMBER?
FUKED ME?

ARE YOU ...
GONNA ASK ME OUT?
ASK FOR MY NUMBER?
ARE YOU GONNA PUT THIS ON YOU`RE BEBO?

A- u have trouble trusting people
B- u are always fun when it comes to meeting new people
C- ur wild n crazy
D- u r popular with all types of people
E- a hottie
F- people totaly adore u
G- u have a very good personality and looks
H- ur very friendly and understanding
I- u hate liars
J- everyone loves u
k- u like to try new things
L- u make others smile when u smile
M- sucess comes easy to u
N- great in bed
O- u love 4 play
P- ur very friendly and understanding
Q- ur a hyprocrite
R- ur beautiful and sxc
S- people think ur so sxc
T- ur one of the best in bed
U- u r really chill
V- u r not judgemental
W- u r very broad minded
X- u never let people tell u what to do
Y- u make every experience great
Z- ur super kl

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J- everyone loves u
O- u love 4 play
H- ur very friendly and understanding
N- great in bed