Where did your last kiss take place?
Umm in a flat in Dundee

Who knows a secret or two about you?
Not sure if I have secrets really. Ask and I'll tell. Within reason!

Four words to explain why you last threw up?
Food poisoning in 2003

Have you ever burned yourself?
Yeah, I'm always burning my arms when cooking and ironing. Dometic distaster zone!

What's crazy to you?
Smoking, taking drugs.

Favorite curse word:
Joder (Spanish)

Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
I'd like to think nobody but I don't really give a rat's arse.

Who is your hero?
Annita Roddick (RIP) or (don't laugh!) Paula Radcliffe

Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
I like my food too much plus I have crap skin. I'm probably also too tall.

Who is the most clueless person you know?
A couple of people I was at Uni with are pretty clueless....

Do you tell white lies?
No, I couldnt lie if I tried.

When is your next party?
Staff night out on 13th.

Who do you want to be with right now?
I'm gonna say Stu cause he cheered me up loads the other day.

How do you handle a break up?
Usually not very well.... I finished with someone by mistake once and have regretted it everyday ever since. he was also my best friend and I think I hurt him quite badly. He probably knows who he is and he quite possibly hates me.

Last person to make you laugh?
Andy told me a funny joke on msn.

Last thing you ate?
carrot and coriander cup a coup

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit ?
No and I don't ever wish to.

Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
2 second rule!

Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
I don't have any pets and I aint into bestiality.

Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?
After my hairdresser experience recently I'd sympathise with them, not laugh. Some people are too cruel.

Do you have nervous twitches?
Sometimes actually!

Are you ever purposely irritating?
No but I'm sure I do irritate people not on purpose!

If you could fly, where would you go first?
Peru, maybe stopping off at Markies on the way to get some Percy pigs

Do you prefer boats or planes?
Boats

Love or lust?
What about them?


One best friend or 10 aquaintances?
One best friend

Favorite food?
Porridge

Do you believe that your first love never dies? Mine hasnt. I wish it would.


What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
Next May when I go back to Peru. Dunno if that would count as an event but still...

Do you get your nails done?
Sometimes my lovely sister gives me manicures

Most favorite person?
Not one fave. I love all my family equally

What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?
dunno but I was with Mike and in a bad mood cause i didnt realise students got a free macflurry until it was too late!

Are you an emotional person?
Yes but I'm quite cynical these days. Heart of stone n whatnot.

Do you like your name?
Yes, I'm tri-sarah-tops


Do you have plans this weekend?
Work work work!

Do you work?
I earn an honest crust

Do you dance naked in your room?
Not often, no.

What are you listening to right now?
Nowt

Biggest fear?
Dying without making things right first.

What are you wearing right now?
trackies! sexy....

Thats right kids, dang to the erous!


So there I was tonight heading back to Uni from town on the bus minding my own business. I glance out of the window and there's some dodgy character licking the window of the bus right beside my face! ( unhygienic or what?!) Naturally, people on the bus and on the street begin to notice this strange act..... my face reddens and the dude proceeds to 'hump' the bus. I turn to my fellow passengers for help,they assure me that surely the bus will pull away soon. After a good minute or so it does and the bus lovin' freaky mofo skulks off into the night, leaving nothing but a patch of saliva which will block my view out of the window for the ensuing journey.

Once when I was waiting for a bus at murray place I was hit on the derriere region with a very large glow stick by a group of youths ( female may I add) who asked if I wanted to feel something hard and long.Imagine my disdain when before I even had the chance to answer ( clearly a no), the beast was whacked upon me.


Total shocker!

To a Jacket.


You were warm and offered protection
for the wind and rain and shine
And shiny was your lining
hidden gracefully in your inside
We had some good times together
granted not all was great however:
I'll always really treasure...
The dry cleaner down on ol' Barnton Street
after you were crapped on by a beast with many a feather.
Maybe one day I'll forgive myself for throwing you on that seat
for not ironing you, for sometimes not wearing you when I reallly needed heat.
So farewell for now dear jacket
I believe in my heart you'll hack it.
Up in that big trenchcoat heaven in the sky
I salute your shiny buttons and bid you a fond goodbye.