I rang penny last night and he said there going to the train station and they're getting a taxi to the train station and der pick me up at co-op on the way. So i went der and waiting ages for them and dey finally came and they were all ready pissed and der was dis fat bald guy driving it, anyhow it was ellz penny and brad in the back of this taxi. They were telling me we were going to the train station to get some pills but we never actually went there we went to go and meet some people to get there money for their pills so we go and meet this people and den we walk with them back to aldi, so why couldn't they just walk to aldi??? anyhow we got to aldi and gave the money to smelly russel by the way £170 of money and he pisses off to get them and we have to wait 45mins for him 2 cum back even though der not are pills and we don't want none, anyhow we go to bargain to get some booze and nothing interesting happens there except we found out that one of the boys we were with looked and talked like dan ballenger which was surprising and we got back and brad couldn't get hold of smelly russel so we sat der and ellz kept saying he was drunk and he could see two people and that he's gunna hit every1 that walks past us, penson wanted 2 go and meet this thing who likes to hang round with 12 year olds, and brad just ringing russels answer machine so we sat der for like half an hour and gussed those boys been skanked so we headed back to go and meet every1 else

we walked back down the lines towards grandstand rd and den some of the girls came to meet us so we waited 4 them and den we went to go and meet every1 else but we didn't stay with them long 4 sum reason well penson went to go and meet this girl and me and brad went 2 go and meet his sister for sum booze so we did that and went to go and meet penny and ellz, oh yer brad went into this garden to nick this bike and as soon as he dose you could see through the window a bloke running down the stairs and just walk into his living room anyhow so brad got a bike and we went to go and meet penny and ellz we get there and well theres two 12 year olds which are short and that girl penny wanted to meet who wasn't the prettiest but anyhow sian and blane came and jade and ben and vicky, brad starts to piss chloe and sian off and loved it i think he made sian cry twice but anyhow loads of people disappear to walk ppl home and i sit down for a fag brad losses his free dope so he has to buy an 8th so me and vicky were walking sumwhere cnt remember wer but anyhow we meet penson on the way and this girl and the 12 year olds and the girl has gone paralytic so i keep walking and den vicky went off to go and meet ellz to have a talk so i go back to help penson so we get that girl to her feet and get her home but she kept stopping every 5 mins to be sick even though i think she just fell asleep everytime we stopped, it took us like an hour to get her home and this is a normal 5 min walk otherwise and der was 2 ppl carrying her. anyhow we meet back with vicky pete ellz and me pete and penny walk off for abit and evry1 goes home but i go back to wear vicky and ellz are and amazingly they were there and then we all walk home and go to sleep

The Germinator was broken but not his metallic body but his heart, but a spark of hope appeard in him. Those crabs couldn't of eaten Kelly because there wasn't anything in there except for a lots of dead pelvis area skin. Suddenly he had a phone call from headquarters "hello" said the germinator,
"its helly hanson there’s a problem we need each other come to HQ"
Helly hanged on the fone on the germinator to save mintues on her fone. so the germinator ran outside of his house. Then he saw Ben nice "Hey germinator"
"hey where u going?"
"HQ, helly hansen said for everyone to cum down"
Sudddleny out of nowhere you could here a buzzing noise, a very loud buzzing noise. They were everywhere, super crabs!
The super crabs were shouting we’re gunna take over this place and kill all of you bastards (they can talk cuz they r super) ben nice ran across the road and got hit by a car. While the Germinator started to leg it and grabbed his german lightsaber and put it on and started the run to HQ a.k.a THE GARGAGE!!!!

He was slashes and cutting all the crabs that got in his way. when he approached the garage he could see people were in there through the holes in the door so he ran through the side and open the door where it hit him. a whoosh of smoke gagging to escape through the door.

Germinator! he stood at the doorway like a hero hands on hips and lightsaber between his legs. he stepped in. all who was inside was helly hanson and TRAMP (pete mcvicar).

"KELLY'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AND KING KONG'S LICES ARE ATTACKING HEREFORD!!!"

"I my god kellys been kidnapped!" said helly
"yes!!!" Germinator said
"Helly, i think its time we opened the box" TRAMP said
"yes the box" Germinator said
"the box" TRAMP said
" ok" Helly hanson said
she got up with a fag in her mouth and got a wooden box out
she open it...............
guns and rocket lauchers were in side.
TRAMP wet himself with excitement
we were looking at are guns i had an rocket laucher, helly had a ak-47 and pete had a desert eagle, bang the door opened and josh smalley walked in (in bondage gear),
"sorry i had 2 get changed quick so i borrowed my dad clothes" josh explained
then suddley bang. germinator and helly hanson jumped 2 the sofa and josh fell 2 the floor with a bullet in his head.
"WOOPS" tramp said
Helly and the germinator looked at tramp with a mouths open and then we laughed and throw josh over next door .

Helly Hanson was got on her trusty fone and foned more people, no not people but heros!
Soon:
Penny Penson (superpowers: can fly)
Very Vicious Vicky! (superpowers: pulls hair!)
Rik (superpowers: shooting things)
OGGY (superpowers: making people happy)
Elliot (superpowers: talking to people bout his nans house AND SPITTING)
Lewis (superpowers: FARTING)
THE LRC
So soon everyone arrives and we go out and attack the crabs. For some reason we also decide to buy a shaver and shave germinators head, and then the crabs were being murderd. The crabs attack us on yazor rd and all come for us around the white cross area we were all surrounded,
The crabs said “wat do you think your doing”
“nothing” elliot said
“oh ok were go back home” the crabs said
A rush of relief came over the lrc but suddeleny lewis shouted “no you won’t you fucking cunts were gunna mash you up”
“Yeah you dizzy blood??!!” Elliot shouted
“You what!!” The Crabs said
“FIGHT!!!!” penny penson said.
The super crabs jumped for us, but penny penson manage to grab every one and fly them over the crabs so weren’t surrounded. The LRC landed and Helly throw some fags at speeds at them while lewis throw shit at them. A few of them died. So Germinator fires him rocket laucher at them. But he was holding it the wrong way round and blew up penny pensons house
“Germinator!” penson moaned
“Sorry pence” germinator said
“its ok I still love you” Penson said
Pete was shooting them using him desert eagle while ricky was tryin

The Germinator was chasing afta a man, only armed with a spoon made out paper, he attacked a wild bush monkey with his spoon, the Germinator chased the man with the spoon over land, sea and more land into he fell over into a pile of bell-ends (with added knob cheese) he soon died from the fumes of the over-powering smell of knob cheese. While the germinator was fuckin his favortie chicken named kelly he had a fone call from god, god said hi and asked to talk to james innes so the germinator went to look for him. When he got his house there was a scream followed by a roar. The roof flew and james innes head shooted out and hitting the old school setting fire to it. The Germinator knew right away who it was......KING KONG King Kong jumped onto the concrete sending The Germinator upwards from the vibrations from the ground. He did a super tai-chi back flip and landed on his neck causing a lot of pain but who cared. The Germinator whiped out his German light saber and ran towards the grisly beast. Suddenly the Fat shit of the beast sent a plague of baby crabs to distract the Germinator. The Germinator fought for 20 mins agaisnt the evil baby crabs. After they were all dead the Germinator relized King kong was gone but she left tracks so he could follow but before he did james innes dad came back. he looked at the Germinator and then the house with no roof and went mad and started threating the Germinator saying he cut his balls off. His dad ran off into the house and brang out a wooden spoon and a machete. He ran towards the Germinator shouted im goin to cut your balls off!!! The Germinator wipped out his rocket laucher and blew up james's dad into 5000 pieces the Germinator laughed for 5 mins. The Germinator followed king kongs tracks he led to his house and kellys gone! But there were fully grown crabs there the Germinator was devastated, he lost kelly the crabs must of eaten her, this lost corrupted the Germinator he ripped a new hole in every1 of those crabs they were begging for death by the end of it they deserved it though because of what they did to kelly,
but did they kill kelly?

This will be continued
Is Kelly dead
Will the Germinator get revenge on King Kong
Will he find kelly in time if she is in trouble