> > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> > The structure of the wall was incorrect
> > So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
> >
> > It's Raining, It's Pouring.
> > Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
> >
> > Mary had a little skirt
> > with splits right up the sides
> > and everywhere that Mary went
> > the boys could see her thighs.
> > Mary had another skirt
> > 'twas split right up the front
> > ...But she didn't wear that one often.
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > her father shot it dead.
> > Now it goes to school with her
> > between two chunks of bread.
> >
> > Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> > Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> > 'What have u got there?'
> > Said the pie man unto Simon
> > Pies you dickhead.
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > it ran into a pylon.
> > 10,000 volts went up its arse
> > and turned its wool to nylon.
> >
> > Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
> > kissed the girls and made them cry.
> > When the boys came out to play
> > he kissed them too cause he was gay.
> >
> > Jack and Jill
> > went up the hill
> > to have a little fun.
> > Jill, the dill,
> > forgot her pill,
> > and now they have a son.
> >
> > Jack and Jill
> > Went up the hill
> > And planned to do some kissing.
> > Jack made a pass
> > and grabbed her ass
> > Now two of his teeth are missing.
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > Its fleece was white and wispy.
> > Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
> > And now it's black and crispy.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?(in a shower)
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

F- = Ur Makin Me Sick!
F = Damn Ur Ugly!
F+ = Ur Scabby!
D- = Ur 2 Annoying!
D = Your Parents Must Be Heated!
D+ = I Hate U!
C- = You're Just Someone I Just Dont Want To Talk 2!oK?
C = You're Okay Looking,But U Need Work...
C+ = You're just Average!
B- = Your kinda Cute And Ur Cool I Guess!
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd meet u
A- = You're Extremely Attractive,And You're Awesome.
A = Will U Go Out Wit Me?
A+ = DAMN YOUR SEXAY!
A++ = Gorgeous!
A+++= SO HOTT! Will You Marry Me?
A+++++= i wanna die with u!!