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1: "dont re-fish whats dished" unless on a major heat or spontaneous emotional wreck feeling comes to play!

2.dont let your radar control you.if you have feelings for that fish and your radar has stopped on him though you really wish it hadnt,do NOT drunkenly stalk ,youl scare him.

3.all fish must be nicknamed aka "dubbed" with gay fishy code name so they can be spoke about in presence of their fellow fish friends-fish we have already dished include

.ding ding
.pong pong.
.dory

and we will continue to fish these sharks untill the radar is loose to go on to fish more hunky randomes.

4.one must always carry her camera.a true fisher woman is a kodak FREAK & must capture herself in action when reeling in her victims..whilst you are frying your fish,the camera is not necessary as this would be "porn"

5.never be to picky,if you think the fish is not worth a catch,drink some more then re decide.you have probably become less shallow,now you can catch him.

6.If you happen to pour out your heart to your radars "chosen one" make sure to pour a strong liquer on yourself before hand,youl fucking reak and can simply blame it one your massive alcahol intake the next morning,that...or turn scarlett.

7. we ALWAYS share..if no fishy feelings are involved and fisher is ready to move on..

8. A true fisherwomen never reveals information she doesnt have to. An enigmatic woman drives her catch wild.

9. Keep fishing dates brief but your catch interested. Less is always more.

10. If his scales or hygiene are a disgrace dump him..we dont want bacterial germ spreaders!

11. If the potential shark in the corner is gorgeous go and get him and create the need in him for you. Never wait for them to come to you because you may watch him leave with someone random mino

12. If any fish shows the slightest signs of possessiveness or insecurity run like the wind. Life is too short for line snaggers!

13. Never ever talk about previous CATCH and particularly their prowess and the motion of the ocean. The number of ex fish is your business only.

14.fishing is not only a drunken night time activity.the fish are everywer..maybe you see a killer fin on a bus,the train ride is dragging and youve spotted an eel,or maybe you bump in to a shark in the post office,it is never a bad time to get your rod out,an early morning tide is always full of hope..keep your eyes peeled!

15.always check your fish is well equipped.by this i meen that is wave is more tsunami than ripple..lets face it,size matters.

16. Don't fish the people who you usually find throw you back in the sea (we dish the dodos). AND You may be generally attracted to bastardly-fish but that will not get you anywhere except sushi-ed and in fish despair.

17. Never fish a taken fish. They will not leave their other fishy partners for you (except exceptionally rarely). fish cheating is the sure fire way to misery, lies, deceit, lack of self respect and loss of fish-romance. If you are taken, separate first. If you are single, don't be a fin to cry on, you deserve far better.

18. Do flatter and compliment your fish on the way they look and the scales they wear. we tend to go to a lot of effort on a fish-date (hopefully) so being told that you are looking good is a nice thing to hear.

19.so you find a fish and your radar is adamantly jammed..you know he is special.but their is some bitch lurking in your waters and she is baited up,with colourful hook,deffinetly going for wait for it...your fish!in cases like these your rod can be used to smash her face in.also do not feel afraid to strangle with your net,this bitch aint geting your fish.end of.

20. always check a fishes age.if hes just toooo cute.he is probably illegal.jail bait is never good,a true fisher woman would neve poach.she would simply find age appropriate fishies and move on from the "cant haves"

21. -if your victim has been snagged by some slut and shes reeling him in faster than you c