Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if its good or bad, stupid or serious, anything you remember! Leave a comment on here..........

ABOUT ME!!!!!

1. FULL NAME: Anne Jenkins
2. NICKNAMES: Angry Rabbit, Mulesey, Face Face, Shaven, FC.... to many!!
3. BIRTHDAY: 24th May 1983 - the day the world changed!!
4. PLACE OF BIRTH: Montrose / Hell
5. ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini - that doesnt mean im 2-faced, im just honest!
6. MALE OR FEMALE: Female
7. GRADE: Not very high its true to say
8. SCHOOL: Virus Primary School, then Mearns - not by choice might i add
9. OCCUPATION: Serial Killer / Wino
10.RESIDENCE: Mishap Manor
11.MSN SCREEN NAME: clickhereforfreeporn@hotmail.com

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. HAIR COLOUR: Level 5, but thats hairdresser lingo!!
13. HAIR LENGTH: Long
14. EYE COLOUR: Bright blue, and not fake, just my inner beauty spilling out!
15. WEIGHT: To bloody much - i have a calorie intake of about 10,980 each day!
16. HEIGHT: Dont know, ive never actually checked?
17. BRACES?: No, i had pretty teeth..... which have now turned into fangs!
18. GLASSES?: have them but only ever wear them when im playing naughty secretary, ha ha!
19. PIERCINGS: Ears, belly button, piercings are so 15 years ago though!
20. TATTOOS: Have had 4, but can only see 3.....had a little bit of a drunken drama!
21. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right, obviouly, cause i always am!!

___YOUR 'FIRST'S'___

22. FIRST BEST FRIENDS: Alex..... and they said the devils seed couldnt be split into two!!
23. FIRST AWARD: Something incredible, obviously, i just cant remember what
24. FIRST SPORT: Stamping my feet probably?
25. FIRST PET: Sophie
26. FIRST REAL HOLIDAY: Define real.......?
27. FIRST CONCERT: Never been to a concert, im to much of a snob. Dont like slumming it with the fans.....
28. FIRST LOVE: Shoes.... i had knee high boots on when i was born you know!

___FAVOURITES___

29. MOVIES: ELF!!!! best film ever without a doubt! Buddy the Elf, whats your favourite colour!
30. TV PROGRAMME: Friends, anything crime related, cause i like murder and stuff
31. COLOURS: Every colour, except orange... just no need for it
32. RAPPERS: 2Pac, Eminem, although he is a half rapper cause he is white
33. BAND: I dont know enough about music to fill in this section!!
34. SONG RIGHT NOW: Coppacabanna - Barry M, clever guy!
35. FRIENDS: God to many friends.... oh its hard being so socially in demand!!
36. SWEET: All
37. SPORT TO PLAY: Do you know me?
38. RESTAURANTS: To fussy so no mater where it is, i wont like it!
39. FAVOURITE BRANDS: Brand of what, shoes, jeans, beans.....? Probably Threshers, Haddows or Victoria Wine though, if i had to choose!
40. STORES: Haddows..... does that count?
41. SCHOOL SUBJECT: Eh.... the guidance support base is where i spent most of my time
42. ANIMAL: Me, rarh!!!!
43. BOOK: Currently writing my memoirs...... be in WH Smith soon
44. MAGAZINE: Im to busy to be reading about other people
45. SHOES: All shoes!!!! But i have a nice new red pair that are so funky

___CURRENTLY___

46. FEELING: Not exactly sure
47. SINGLE OR TAKEN: Very much single, and thats how its staying...sorry boys
48. HAVE A CRUSH?: Of course.........
49. EATING: nothing, its part of my new get skiny plan.... i'll let you know how that goes
50. DRINKING: Come on now, dont ask silly questions.......
51. TYPING: Eh, this?
52. ONLINE: Obviously
53. LISTENING TO: Myself thinking up clever, amusing things to say
54. THINKING ABOUT: How many more questions this thing has
55. WANTING TO: Kill myself
56. WATCHING: Elf!!
57. WEARING: A raunchy black get up.... na PJ's all the way!!

___YOUR FUTURE___

58. WANT KIDS?: No, and i wont change my mind in 5 years time. Dont want any
59. WANT TO GET MARRIED? Not for the whole matrimony thing but so i can have a massive ass party, hell yeah!
60. CAREERS IN MIND?: Considering a career in prostitution? pays well, fun.....?
61. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE? in the centre of town cause i fucking hate the country side!
62. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE: Someone insane

___WHICH IS BEST WITH THE OPPOSI

So im leaving work after another hard day of rescuing the destitue and deprived of Angus... and on route to collect Nathan to go to his nursery fashion show. Now, i was not to enthusied about the fashion show in the first place given that im use to the likes of Naomi and Giselle, but in light of him being my nephew i agreed grudgingly. Oh no..... need to get diesel or i wont be making it anywhere, so into the garage i go. Oh the guy in the car next to me is pretty hot so i put on my sexy face and try to look at least partly respectable after having been at work for the last 7 hours!!

So completely paying attention, i leave the garage and am homeward bound. Then the car starts to make a funny chugging motion. Due to the fact that i have no technical knowledge at all i decide to ignore the strange noises and continue on!! So go get Nathan, out to the house, get changed, back in the car........... and nothing, car wont start. Dad, dad, my car is broken, stupid piece of shit car!! Stamp feet, scream like a little girl blah blah..... So dad to the rescue takes me and Nathan to the fashion show, 3 hours of absolute hell and the worst short bread ive ever had in my life... and home again.

So conversing with father about what could possibly be wrong with the car.... "Dad i went to the garage, came home, and nothing!!" You went to the garage, are you sure you put diesel in Anne. Yes dad, im not that stupid, good god..............

Fast forward about 12 hours...............hhhhhhmmmm, and im not entirely convinced that i did put diesel in, i was very rushed and looking at the hot man.....??? So i hunt for the receipt and its says unleaded 10 puonds.... oh no I have put petrol in a diesel car and then driven 30 miles, oh dear!! engine is almost guaranteed to be buggered beyond repair, if it can be repaired i dont have the 2k thats its going to cost, and i cant risk telling the garage incase it voids my warranty!! So i phone the breakdown people so they can come and take my car to a quiet secluded back street garage and the nice men there will be able to fix it..... "Sorry Mizz Jenkins your breakdown cover expired last week" OOooooohhh!! Ok, so on to next plan.... i will get the garage to come and tow it in.. "Sorry Mizz Jenkins we dont have a towing facility..." Jesus god!!!! So plan 3, i change insurance from my car to my dads so i can at least be mobile.........."Sorry Mizz Jenkins, its not possible to have 2 policies on one car, your father would have to add you to his" Of course by this point my patience is fast evaporating and my rage levels are rocketing uncontainably!! Plan 4, i will take out new breakdown cover and then get them to come and take it to garage.."That will be 77 quid Mizz Jenkins, oh and your cover wont start for 24 hours".. Aaaaaaaagggggghhhh!!

So im now on to plan 5, which is killing myself as its inevitably going to be easier than solving the other problem!!