Well of course theres the dictionary xD
its a ridic language, its gonna be collos, espec the shnickity section xD

Walter and the disabled dolphins were great

John and the seagulls xD

i sure could go for a FAHKING jammie E-odger

wheres the nutelly and harbios at? xD

we have some CrAzY times you guys,

a twenty three euro DUCK?!?



Lets go for a walk, its only english xD

*he freaked me out so much i nearly had a child!!!* - ian
*i choked on bum before* - ian
*BOOM! open sesme* - eimear... she sniffs my shoes xD
*it jounds like selly!* - me
*i just realised... MY name is katherine!* - katherine
*do you want to find yourself in darker waters?* - miss dunne
*its ok!!!!.... they take mastercard!* - danny
*im gonna shit myself in the head* - oisin
*i dont speak finglish* - jessie
*ok lets go , ill get my cape* - siobhan
* i love small clothes! they're miniature REAL clothes!* - siobhan
*do me standing up* - ian, talkin about a picture
*do u want to shut up? me: no. jess: then SHUT UP!* - jess and me
*PING - FRICKEN - GU!!!!!!!!!!* - adi xD!
*windowsills are dangerous mo fo's!* - lisa
*temethascope* - oisin
*tha is pwopuh wank! my hand smells wankin!* - lisa
*if i wish it was tomoz today.. then today would be yesterday and i'd be late for tomorrow =[* - niall
* Amy: Was he gay? Aisling: Well I didn't see his piece.*
* thats what he said, when i was banging him...* - mike
*i was giving out like muck!* - jess




hahaha lolers!!!
leave me a comment if u can remember any more!!!

*Kit kat... wait wat???* - me..........
*am.... ellen thats my lady part*...-me.........
*i am superman, look at my boxers!*-dee.............
*im watching the firl, the firlm, im watching the mervie -louise ............
*buy me jamas!!!*-me......... . . . .
*PULL UP YOUR TROUSRES MAN!!*- ellen. . . . . . . .
*not if his names HERBERT!!* -kat . . . . . . . . . . . .
* yum yum daniel radcliffe!!* -lou ..................... . . . .
*o mr politician? come with your pothole crew!!!*- lou .....
*common sense is for stupid people!*- me............
*i will throw you through a horse*-* mr. mahony . . .
*i will neuter you... WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!* -oisin
* i win niall ha!*- me.... . . . . . . . . . .
*RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT!!!* - mrs searson
*SUN OIL!!!!!*- D.o.m
*i wanna have your babies!*- louise
*theres less friction, so it moves faster!*- memo
*ladyburg*- oisin
*louise you look like nikki when you sleep* - kat
*geen beans and girllas!*- kelly!
*small people have feelings too ya know!*- mrs searson
*amy wat are the colours of the rainbow?.. all the colours of the rainbow! wait...*-me and kat
*your from the european!*- ciara
*just knock me up against a pole why dont you!!*- oisin...i think
*dont think i dont know where your dogs house is!* -me
*TWISTY FRIES!!!*- ellen
*agus sin, sin!* aisling
* ill fack your smace!* - me
*T.B... isnt that a disease?* D.o.m
*not rite now smelly!*- sarah
*americacacacaca... i have an irish baby!!!... im not orange!!*-sarah
* i gotta go ... to tesco!*- kat
*i smell damp*- me
*i feel amy*- kelly
*moo right?!?!*- aoife
*strut strut strut strut strut strut strut and twirl!*- oisin
*my socks match my underwear!!!*- kat
*do you want me somethin to do about it?!?!*jessy
*hey look its the genie lets go rub him! - jess o.c.
* im as imature as a TOOTH!* - oisin
*did she just take her shik shaks at me?* - me
*finding nemo isnt about finding a FISH!*- siobhan
*I dont speak this crazy speak* - clare
*about ice cream fridge* *that ones open* -me *that ones butter*- siobhan
*o hey amy, i thought u were a person* - aisling
*it was a different converscation!* - siobhan
*finding nemo wasnt about finding a fish!* - siobhan
* omg this is the best friday of the week!* - me
*he are a lucky goose!!* - jess
*my sheets are in my idiot* - me
*maths is a stupid language anyway* - me
*pick your tick!* - aisling
*contemplate, not constipate!* - cla
* we can be designasaurs!* - dee
*he should be in jungle zoo* - barry!
*do you WANT me something to do about it?!?!* - jess
*bear in the blig boob house* - aisling
*omg the fairy lights are in the shed too!!!* - clairey
*until they tart stalking* - jessie
*i didnt realise how late my legs are* - barry
*i love you jessy!... in the bed type!* - me
*ooo HAGGIS!... i mean...* - katherine
*amy... is your name really amy?!?! AAAAAMY.. HAHA* - louise
* i dont want you to be my slut........y pirate* - aisling
*im really sucky on people* - conor
*my boobs have eyes!!!* - jess!!!
*that doesnt really have a bell to it* - louise!!!
*where would u rather live; cork, dublin or ireland???* - roisin!!!
*can u draw a self portrait of yourself???* louise
*donall is now free. COFFEE TIME!!* - dom!!!
*ill be like an antichrist!!!* - mr carroll!!!
*how do mermaids poop?* - adi
*i want her.... no i dont!!!!* - aisling
*there was this guy at the bus stop and i swear he looked like a goat* - aisling
*my name is hairy lord nipple!* - ian
*twas i, MAGUMBO!* - ian
*andrew, your civered in a very fine fuzz!* - duirmuid
*id float like a bubble* - i forget who said that!!
*grafitti is a mild form of violence girls!* - D.o.m
*awe amy your such a cute freak! i just wanna feed you crackers!!!* - louise... she did
*i bleugh ngggh nnm da HIGH 5!!!!* - jessie, she has a way with words xD
*if we put each other togetether we get 100!!!* - dee
*get in there danny, ill drive ya* - adam