HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

MIGHTY---Very good

HAMES---A right **** e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

1)Were your parents thieves? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

2)I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!

3)Excuse me do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine!

4)Hi. I'm new in town. Could I get the directions to your house.

5)Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

6)Do you have a map? I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

7)Excuse me I lost my teddy bear. Will YOU sleep wit me tonight?

Be unique and different and say yes.

9)I must be in heaven cause I've just seen an angel.

10)Excuse me, do you have a band aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.

11)Thats a nice top. Can I talk you out of it.

12)There must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant take them off you.

13)Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

14)Excuse me but I think I dropped something!!!!! MY JAW!!!!!!

15) Is your father a baker? Cause you've got lovely buns!