Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.



Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.



Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.



Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.



Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................
 85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary........................
 ..358 cal
Doggy...........................31
 6 cal
69 lying.............................
 ..286 cal
69 standing..........................
 ...512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real..............................
 ..112 cal
Faking............................
 ....315 cal

After Orgasm
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. when and how did we meet?
5. Describe me in 3 words?
6. What was ur first impression of me?
7. Do u still think the same?
8. What reminds u of me?
9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
10. How well do u know me?
11. What do u like best about me?
12. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt
13. Give me a nickname and explain why?
14. are we frends?
15.Are u gonna put this on ur blog 2 see wat i think of u?
16.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

If Love ...

If Love Is A Dream
Then May I Never Awake

If Love Is A Rose
May It Flourish Into A Bush

If Love Be A Flavour
May There Never Be Hunger

If Love Was A light you would show me the way
If Love Was A rock you would always be there for me to lean on

Love is a way of life
so let me live with u

If Love Just Be two people
then all i need is you