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- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm Marty.
I have an IQ of 138.
Rain is good. It messes with the mind.
- Chris Milnes
- Brandon Stormonth
- Esther Shepard
- Braden Chirgwin
- Elena Obst
- Naomi Frost
- Pauline Fulmer
- Douglas Dean
- Matika Poulos
- Chris Townsend
- Hazel Cooke
- Maddison Mcmahon
- Music I Like
- -Sonata Arctica
-Reel Big Fish
-System Of A Down
-Death Cab For Cutie
-From Autumn To Ashes
-Mindless Self Indulgence
-Preschool Tea Party Massacre
- Movies & TV
-Shaun of the dead
- Happiest When
- Chillin' whith peepl
- Scared Of
- Fear... Fear attracts the fearful.
- My Favourites
- Actor: Liam Neeson - Actress: Billie Piper - Band: Sonata Arctica - Movie: Postal - TV Show: Metalocalypse - Anime: Hellsing
- The Other Half Of Me
- Upsurd Chair
- Ten-Cent Prince
- Douglas D
- Jake Stubbs
- Ben M
- The Sèance
- Soldier Of The Filth
- David Baird
- Hilly Barbs
- Miss. Nina
- Smile . It FeelsGood
- Bill Bailey
- - ' Zana
- Tyler TJ Owens
- Vampire Heart
- K10 *^#...
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100 Stupid Questions
|Are you scared of creepy creatures?||: not really|
|Are you scared of cockroaches?||: no they're just filth`|
|Do you get scared in the dark?||: nope i love dark|
|What is your favorite day of the week?||: saturday YAY!|
|Your dream car||: Delorian =D|
|Your dream vacation||: Oktoberfest|
|In your next birth, you would love to be||: an elephant-demon|
|In your past birth, you must have been||: a ninja|
|Your favorite pizza topping is||: tomato meatlovers with capsicum|
|How many kids do you want to have?||: daughter, or son and daughter|
|Last TV channel you watched||: abc2|
|What are you wearing right now?||: pants|
|What do you wear at night in bed?||: underwear|
|Your favorite toy in childhood||: Doggie|
|How many teeth do you have?||: all of them|
|When did you last visit the dentist?||: before today|
|Which toothpaste do you use?||: the one mum gives me|
|Your preferred toilet paper brand||: not newspaper|
|Three things you can||: my fone, my friends, my family|
|If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be||: some nice chick|
|Your dream celebrity date||: JACK BLACK (not like romantic date =P)|
|Do you believe in aliens?||: could be right|
|Do you believe in ghosts and such?||: not quite sure|
|Favorite cocktail||: vodka, creaming soda, vanilla coke, fanta, pink lemonade jelly crystals.|
|Favorite fruit||: confectionary nana's|
|Favorite flower||: the one that eats you|
|Have you puked at a party?||: nope, held it down =D|
|You would love to get a tattoo done on your||: scalp|
|Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?||: yeah|
|Do you cry easily?||: =/|
|Do you swear a lot?||: =\|
|Favorite body part in the opposite sex||: waist =P|
|Corniest pickup line someone used on you||: never hapened =( =Z|
|Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?||: Not really|
|The food you hate to eat||: Eggs|
|Your favorite breakfast cereal||: actually i hate eating that|
|Do you have any pets?||: i had a RADICAL bird|
|If yes, describe your pets||: RADICAL! did everything!|
|Which is your favorite holiday?||: Vikings Day|
|Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?||: Yep, fun fun.|
|Ever been in a car accident?||: nope|
|The boy band you secretly listen to||: your mum|
|The body part you would love to get pierced||: already done ;P|
|When did you last diet to lose weight?||: never|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?||: go back to sleep|
|Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?||: yerp|
|Are you in love with someone these days?||: =(|
|Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?||: if she was genuine and nice|
|Has anyone slapped you on the face?||: yeah, thanks Steph >=||
|What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?||: shades of blue|
|Which is your favorite underwear brand?||: Alpha-Male|
|What is your favorite denim brand?||: um any that don't squash certain parts|
|If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be||: whoever makes red leather trenchcoats|
|Your first cell phone was||: Nokia 3350|
|Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?||: Talk|
|Are you a sensitive person?||: yeah|
|Would you go for a one night stand?||: probably not|
|The romantic movie you like most||: Hitman|
|The action movie you like most||: Postal|
|Do you believe in heaven and hell?||: surely do|
|Which is your most memorable trip with friends?||: sydney|
|Which newspaper do you read daily?||: the one that i never have|
|The magazines you like to read||: music ones|
|Your first job was||: still lookin =P|
|Did you have a best friend in school?||: yeah|
|Which email service do you use most?||: windows live hotmail (united kingdom)|
|Have you ever walked to save money?||: yep|
|Where do you shop for clothes?||: the store, duh!|
|What was your pocket money as a kid?||: 5 bucks|
|Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?||: surely can|
|Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?||: definitely|
|If yes, do you have too much free time?||: probably|
|One memory you wish you could erase||: just after carla|
|Any sport, you are really good at||: pfff no|
|In your purse, you keep a photo of||: umm, its a WALLET!|
|Do you take any medicine daily?||: yeah, happy tabs|
|Have you ever lied about your age?||: yeh|
|The last person you kissed was||: ...|
|The last country you visited||: Canberra|
|Do you need music while you are studying?||: yeah usually|
|A song you loved as a kid||: One More Time - Daft Punk|
|Any kiddie song you still remember||: the pinball song from sesame street|
|Habits you hate in others||: constant complaints|
|On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?||: 3, i like surveys|
|One habit of yours, you wish you could change?||: stabbing zebras|
|Do you brush twice a day?||: once, but really well|
|How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?||: half hour|
|Are you a day person or a night person?||: night|
|Your favorite cartoon character||: Toki Wartooth or Foghorn Leghorn.|
|Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?||: heaps|
|Any word or sentence you repeat often||: what?|
|Describe your computer monitor||: umm, twosome.|
|One book you are dying to read||: around the world in eighty martinis.|
|One movie you are dying to see||: American McGee's Alice|
|One music album you are dying to hear||: the next Static-X one|
|How much time did you take to complete this survey?||: like 10 mins|
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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Brendan Buddie
FIRST SCHOOL: Sturt Public
FIRST CELL PHONE: had porn on it wen i got it, lol
FIRST FUNERAL: never been
FIRST PET: Jojo
FIRST BIG TRIP: Novacastria (Newcastle)
FIRST FIGHT: cant remember
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Billie Piper ;)
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: does Mattong count?
FIRST JOB: First What?
FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Me!
EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS
LAST PERSON I HUGGED: E* my crazy lil buddy
LAST CAR RIDE: home form kooringal mall
LAST TIME I CRIED?: before i took meds
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Max Payne
LAST FOOD I ATE: Orange Jelly Biscut
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Painkiller (pc game)
LAST SHIRT WORN: Iron Cannibals, ride the best, eat the rest
LAST PHONE CALL: to Brandon
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: to Jemimah
LAST THING I TOUCHED: wine glass
LAST FUNERAL: never been
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: 4pm today
LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: yesterday night
LAST PERSON I SAW: dad
LAST THING I DRANK: P & N Pine softrink
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: some bitch
LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: midnight 3-10-2008
Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, I was teaching my English class. They are a class of 9th graders. I couldnt explain something so I said, “I’ll just give it to you orally, it will be better for both of us,” and the entire class begins to laugh. I had to get one of my students to tell me what it meant. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else’s name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said “Sorry, thought you were someone else” and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: “You know, you’re my favourite girlfriend.” I then jokingly responded by saying: “You say that like I’m not the only girlfriend you have right now.” I hate being right. FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn’t come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML
Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML
Today, my RA told me my vintage bike reminded him of his childhood. I laughed and said, “What, were you born in the 50’s?” He replied, “No, I was born in a third world country and my grandfather took me to school on the back of his bike everyday.” FML
Today, I woke up in bed next to my girlfriend. She whispered that she wanted me to go down on her. Excited, I duck under the covers and start moving down her body. When I got in position she held my head still with her thighs and farted. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn’t hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can’t hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the “men seeking men” section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under “men seeking women” to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiance’s account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled “Who’s this bitch!?” It turns out she’s his half sister. FML
Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried pl
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What is your name (including middle names and title)?
What do you call me?
Whats your favorite band?
Whats my favorite band?
what do you think of me (honestly)?
what do you think my favorite food is?
would you go out with me, ever?
would you stab me?
have you ever wanted to?
where was i born?
do you like my hair?
what am i good at?
if you could say anything important to me it would be:
what don't you want me to know?
If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
Have you talked negative about me?
Have you talked posative about me?
Do you think I'm a good person?
what do you rate me outta 1 too 10?
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