-Wake up

-Study

-Work in the garden

-Run

-Study

-Sleep

-Repeat til necessary.

PS. The four bases of DNA are Thymine, Adenine, Cytosine and Guanine

The Rules of Manhood
(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an
umbrella.

(2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following
circumstances:
a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her
blouse.
c) After wrecking your boss' car.
d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying
Game".
e) When she is using her teeth

(3) Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be
legally killed and eaten by his mates.

4) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you
must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

(5) If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours,
his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually
marry her.
(6) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's
fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the
temperature is unsuitable.
(7) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday
present for another man. In fact, even remembering
your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

( On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines
pit stops, not the weakest.

(9) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a
sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in
progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

(10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after
>>>you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head
>>>under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
>>>entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
>>>
>>>(11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink
>>>only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and
>>>it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's
>>>free.
>>>
>>>(12) Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril
>>>are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.
>>Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>>>
>>>(13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
>>>Issue closed.
>>>
>>>(14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you
>>>didn't see anything.
>>>
>>>(15) Women who claim they "love to watch sport" must
>>>be treated as
>>>spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and
>>>the ability to drink as much as the other sport
>>>watchers.
>>>
>>>(16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively
>>>dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
>>>
>>>(17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the
>>>last slice of pizza, but not both.... that's just
>>>mean.

>>>(1 If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd
>>>better be talking about his choice of beer.

>>>(19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing
>>>a mate of yours... except if she's withholding sex
>>>pending your response.

(20) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man
while lifting weights:
>>>a)Yeah, Baby, Push it!
>>>b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
>>>c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
>>>
>>>(21) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are
>>>on equal footing: Both urinating, both queuing, etc.
>>>For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod
>>>is all the conversation you need.
>>>
>>>(22) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman
>>>to go on longer than you are able to have sex with
>>>her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if
>>>necessary.
>>>
>>>(23) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly
>>>"just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that
>>>you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do
>>>it again before the discussion about what a big
>>>mistake it was.
>>>
>>>(24) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is
>>>not acceptable for her to drive yours.
>>>
>>>(25) Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown,
>>>pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
>>>
>>>(26) The girl who replies to the question "What do you
>>>want for Christmas?"with "If you loved me, you'd know
>>>what I want!" gets a Playstation, end of story.

I found a new woods a few weeks back and today I finally got to explore it. Its a very dark place due to the sitka spruce casting heavy shade.

Once I crawled through the place I came out on the other side to what appeared to have been a well used trail for hunters. My assumption was reinforced when a flock of wood pigeons took flight in response to my sudden appearance.

After following the trail for sometime I came into an area with loads of small brown boxes. I was thinking to myself, 'what could these possible hold inside? Guns? A dead badger? I wonder!' So I very carefully lifted the lid a tiny bit only to see loads of bees! Loads of beehives! Shit! But since there was no flowers around I assumed that the bees werent really doing much at the moment except taking a holiday so they left me be.

All in all, a rather creepy woods. You cant walk through it, only crawl. It's eternally dark with the constant threat of thorns, hunters and ghosts to harm you. And bees of course.