After being shanghaied into this thing, I might as well fill it up. So, to start, some photos have been added.

No drunken drawls tonight... promise.

"EXPERTLOTTO SWEEPSTAKES"
... I'm doomed.
"Sir/Madam,"
... can't go wrong there, can we?
"We happily notify you of the draw of the Email Lottery Ballot / World Gaming Board Sweepstakes program held on the 11th of August, 2006. Your email address attached to ticket Nr: 013-11-142-762-641 drew Lucky Nrs: 10-12-15-24-31-37, which consequently won you the lottery in the 1st category."
... I'm cock-a-hoop.
"You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of (€1,000,000.00. Euro only), in cash credited to file REF Nr: VEX/7I60/124743/XV. This is from a total cash prize of (€9,000,000. 00 Euros only), shared amongst the nine winners in this category."
... so out of the blue, I might get a million Zorkmids? Righto.
"All participants were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer Ballot System drawn From over 1,000 unions that are listed online. Microsoft Corporation, nam...etc".
... I'm thrilled, honest.
"For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed and your money remitted to you"
... I guess that's me not winning from spam email... again.

... and bollocks to skype too!