[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a lampost

T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythym.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

T 0 T A L: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

T 0 T A L: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

T 0 T A L: 19

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidently. (or purposely)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

T 0 T A L: 24

[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You had to use a calculator to add this up.

T 0 T A L: 31

A L L T 0 G E T H E R: 31

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3

"I am 93% retarded"

Would You. . .
[_]Kiss Me?
[_]Let Me Kiss You?
[_]Take A Shower With Me?
[_]Be My Bf/Gf?
[_]Would You Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[_]Have A Relationship With Me?
[_]Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down?
[_]Carress My Body?
[_]Play Strip Poker With Me?
[_]Say Yes If I Asked You Out?
[_]Get Wasted With Me?
[_]Hang Out With Me?
[_]Bring Me Around Your Friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_]Think I'm Hot?
[_]Want To Kiss Me?
[_]Want To Cuddle With Me?
[_]Think I'm Weird?
ARE WE...
[_]Friends?
[_]In A Relationship?
[_]Gonna Have Kids?
[_]Enemies?
AM I...
[_]Sexy?
[_]Cute?
[_]Funny?
[_]Cool?
[_]Adorable?
[_]Annoying?
[_]Mean?
[_]Odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_]Thought About Me?
[_]Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[_]Wished I Were There?
[_]Had A Crush On Me?
[_]Had A Dream About Me?
[_]Been Distracted By Me?
ARE Y0U...
[_]Happy You Know Me?
[_]Thinking About Me?
[_]Going To copy This So That I Will Return The Favour?

iD just like to thank the air ambulance for rescuing me off a mountain the other night.