one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
don't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
someone doesn't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
They don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
10 Rules Of Bebo!!!
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
don't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
someone doesn't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
They don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

1 Wud u b in control?
2 Wud u pul my hair?
3 Wud u wisper in my ear?
4 Wud u talk dirtay 2 me?
5 Wud u kiss me wiv a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6 Wud u say my name?
7 Wud u go down on me?
8 Wud u let me give u a hickie?
9 How many rounds wud we go?
10 Wot wud you wanna do afterwards?
11 Wud u want me 2take off all my clothes fast then urs slow?
12 Wud u lick n bite me all over?
13 Wud u play or get straight to the point?
14 Wud u want me to take my tym?
15 Wud u fall asleep wen we were done?
16 Wud u go fast or slow?
17 Where wud u wanna "do it" @?
18 Wud u b loud or quiet?
19 Wud u mind if i liked u?
20 Wud u do it 2day?
21 Wud u do it 2moro?
22 R u goin 2 re-post so I can answer them for u?

GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT
About girls: Turns you ON, OFF or DC (Don't care)

Dresses like a grandma: OFF
Has a nice butt: ON
Has two different sizes of boobs: DC (very odd)
Plays musical instrument: ON
Is shorter than you: ON
Is taller than you: OFF
Has green eyes: DC
Has blue eyes: ON
Has brown eyes: DC
Has hazel eyes: DC
Has long hair: ON
Has med. hair: ON
Has short hair: OFF
Drinks alcohol: ON
Smokes cigs: OFF (bt dnt reali mind 4 sum ppl)
Smokes weed: DC
Has brown hair: ON
Has black hair: ON
Has red hair: DC
Calls you just to say hi: ON
Creative: ON
Compliments you: ON
Shaves her legs: ON
Wears jewelry: DC
Has bigger feet then you: OFF
Has smaller feet than you: ON
Smiles when you walk into the room: ON
Belly piercings: ON
Doesn't party: OFF
Likes to party: ON
Wants to party: ON
Laughs a lot: ON
Funny: ON
Skinny: ON ok der iz a limit 2 how skinny i will go lol
Tattoos: ON
Honest and open: ON
Goes to church: ON/DC
Licks lips: ON
Lightly bites bottom lip: ON of course