Can you take this without fibbing and give as much explanation as possible?
Sure.

What did you do today?
Went to college, went to the opticians then went back to college! xD

Is this the best year of your life?
Indeedy!

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Tried for half an hour to get out of my comfy comfy bed

Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
Hmm, perhaps not =/

How are you?
Cold as fuck!! >.<

The last person you sincerely liked asks you to go round theirs, what do you do?
Go round? xD haha

Is anything bothering you?
I'm very cold, my eyes feel all squiffy, and that's about it...

Are you excited for next year?
I dunno =/

The song you last listened too, who's it by?
Dawsons Geek - Busted

Is your room clean?
...Nope

How many pillows do you sleep with?
Uhmm...9? xD

Do you wear eyeliner?
Nope

Do you love someone?
Yes I do!

Does anyone annoy you?
Yup

Would you like things to go 'back to normal' with a certain someone?
Uhm, no?

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Checked facebook

Is life good?
It's pretty all right (:

How many people do you 100% trust?
3? Maybe 4?

Do you remember who you liked on New Years?
Yes

Do you still like them?
Yes

Do you still speak to them?
Yes

Told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else?
Who hasn't? xD

Are you gonna get high later?
God no

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Nahh

Do you listen to your friends when they tell you a boy or girl is bad for you?
They never tell me =/

Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?
Nope, I'm involved haha

Chris Brown turns up at your door, what do you do?
Slam the door in his face

Do you want to get married?
Ish

Have you kissed anyone in the last month?
I think so O_o

Two names you go by?
Ayeisha, Goth

Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
Nope

If your boyfriend/girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Yes >.> Drugs are bad mmkay?

What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Uh.... O_o When was the last time I went?

Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
Love being home alone!

Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today?
I only text Allie =/ so, probably not!!

Have you ever lost a close friend?
Yes D:

Do you have any bruises on you?
Yes O_o and I have NO idea where they came from!!

Are you dating the last person you texted?
Nope

What is your favourite song?
14 Years - Guns N Roses

how has 2009 been for you so far?
Pretty good, pretty lame, kiiiinda stressful, somewhat boring...

How late did you stay up last night and why?
about 12? haha, early night ftw!!

How long can you go without your mobile?
My mobile as a phone, I really don't need it, but it's my mp3 too, so, I NEED it!!

Do you like to listen to the radio when you are in the car?
Nahh, CD's!!

Who was your last received call from?
Mother-dearest

How is your hair?
in need of dying =/

Did you speak to your mother today?
Yes

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Noo >.< I wanted to stay in bed and not do stupid ICT, AND walk to college in the rain >.>

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
staring at the ceiling

What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
sleep till midday, german, critical thinking, HOOOME

What is bothering you right now?
my very cold right hand O_o

Do you regret anything you've done lately?
Uhmm...Nope?

Do you have secrets that no one knows?
Yes

Day been rough?
It's been wet >.>

What woke you up today?
Myself...

Were you dating anyone this time last year?
Nope

Who's shoulder did you last cry on?
I haven't cried in god knows how long

Do you hate waiting for someone to show up somewhere?
Oh God yes!! >.>

What makes you happy?
hanging out with friends, bullying people in ICT!! xD Wow that was epic!!

Who

Something else I'm really growing to hate...
Violent fangirls!
You know, the ones who on their profiles put shit like;
"LET ME MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR TO EVERYONE..Mostly the bitches...
Duff McKagan's all MINE!!! Paw's OFF!! "
and;
"Steve Clark is MINE!!! Try and steal him and u'll be sorry!!!! Hands off of my guy!"
(taken from youtube profiles)
...Oh he's yours is he? You legally own the rights to him? Yeah, sure you do! He's his own person! And most likely has a fucking family! Get out of the fucking dreamworld! Other girls can fancy him, just as you can! You cannot be threatening other fangirls! Just, get a fucking grip!

And I know some of you will be thinking this is very hypocritical of me, and to some extent it is...But I can honestly say I never went bezerk at a girl who fancied Izzy, I was happy (ish) to share the obsession, the only time I got arsey was when they said they loved him more than me or they owned him or whatever...

So yeah, to all you freaky fangirls who think you OWN a certain sex-symbol; YOU FUCKING DON'T!


In addition; you also can't go round slagging off their choice of partner just because it isn't you! True, the idea of Izzy with any woman that's not me kind of depresses me to the point of anger, but I'm not going to go round screaming that whoever he's with is a total slut/slag/bitch/whore/whatever...Y
 ou've just got to deal with the fact you're probably going to die alone and the cats to which provided you with your only source of affection won't wait around to piss on your grave...

Jesus Christ is fucking annoying!!
If you want to type like an imbecile that's your prerogative, I know, but for Gods sake, WHY?!
Is it really so difficult to type out the whole word? You're hardly stretched for time!
Truth is you're lazy!
And I hold no moral high-ground here, I have used text talk, and still do to some extent, but seriously, it's taken over the internet and it's driving me mad!
Also, as a grammar-nazi, USE SOME FUCKING PUNCTUATION!!
You're not being graded for it, I'm not expecting you to use semi-colons and whatnot; but for gods sake, full-stops! Paragraphs! You were supposed to have been taught this throughout your life! Dear God!
Things I'll let slide:
lol
lmao
brb
omg
tbh
Things I will NOT stand for:
srsly
u
r
your (instead of you're)
bcuz
wut
narr
hayarr (or any other form of hello that isn't hi, hey, yo, etc)

...I'll stop there, or else I'll be here all day listing practically half the dictionary!