Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)...

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)


Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)...

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

1. Full Name: Joy Anne Bateman
2. Nicknames: JoyJoy, Joybells, Jingles...
3. Birthday: 22nd January
4. Place of Birth: Nelson
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Age: 17
8. School: Wellington East Girls' College
9. Occupation: Student/Part-time job at Mexican Cafe
10. Residence: Wellington
11. MSN Screen Name: ~(*)Joyjoy(*)~

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: Medium
14. Eye Colour: Green

15. Weight: Dunno
16. Height: 180cm
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Yes
19. Piercings: Yes
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First Best Friend: Corina (back at Island Bay School)
23. First Award: Dunno
24. First Sport You Joined: Flipaball
25. First Pet: Kitty (yep that was our cats name)
26. First Real Vacation: America
27. First Concert: Dunno
28. First Love: The biggest waste of time ever

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Exorcism of Emily Rose
30. TV Programme: Desperate Housewives
31. Colour: Lime Green
32. Rapper: I'm not into rap
33. Band: Dunno
34. Song: Dunno
35. Friend: I don't really have favourite friends. I probably talk the most to Tessa
36. Sweet: Too many to choose from!
37. Sport to Play: Not really into sport
38. Restaurant: Dunno
39. Favourite Brand: I'm not into brands
40. Store: Dont have a favourite
41. School Subject: Legals - Coz it's so easy!
42. Animal: Cat
43. Book: Not sure.
44. Magazine: Don't read them, not interested in other peoples lives
45. Shoes: My cheap as chucks lol - They're red! I want to get a collection though... I've got some black ones with pink leather and I want the lime green chucks that Kimberley has...

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Uncomfortable
47. Single or Taken: Taken
48. Have a Crush: Got a bf... does it count?
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Nothing
51. Typing: This!
52. Online? Well that's a dumb question...
53. Listening To: Silence... ahhhhh.
54. Thinking About: Exams...
55. Wanting To: Eat m&m's
56. Watching: My computer screen
57. Wearing: Black shirt, Black Jumper and my grey jeans

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Haven't decided
59. Want to be married? Once I've had time to have a life
60. Careers in Mind: Give me some ideas here!
61. Where do you want to live: Wellington is my preference. However, I did quite like it in America too

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Brown
64. Hair length: Short/Medium... it has to be looked after well
65. Eye colour: Don't care
66. Measurements: Dunno
67. Cute or Sexy: Don't really care
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Same height or taller - I hate bending down for things
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Dont care - slightly "bigger" ones give better hugs.
74. Sensitive or Loud: A bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Don't know. Trouble makers are much more fun

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: No
79. Had Alcohol: No
80. Smoked: No
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a Bone: Not that I'm aware of
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been With Someone: huh?
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Think so
88. Cried At School: Quite possibly

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First Sight: Not really
92. Ghosts: Dunno... The Holy Ghost?
93. Aliens: No
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: Yes
97. Angels: Yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: Dunno
99. Horoscopes: No

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Not anymore