INTERVIEWER: Right, lets begin, can you please say your name for the tape?

ME:er........Michael McCorkindale

INTERVIEWER:and how do you pronounce that?

ME:who ARE you? what are you doing im my bathroom?

INTERVIEWER:um im the interview person, lets move on, so mister McCrakendale what are you doing with your life?

ME: its McCorkindale you stupid basterd.

INTERVIEWER:Thats what i said "McCrakendale".....what are you doing? no get away from..

ME: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRR! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!
INTERVIEWER:AAAAAAAAARRGH!! SHRIEEEK!!!!

INTERVIEWER No2: Hello michael, whats wrong with that person on the floor?

ME:nothing, hes very sleepy.

INTERVIEWER No2:nothinng? but theres blood coming out of his face. I dont think hes sleeping.

ME: he bleeds in his sleep. People do it all the time. Now are you going to interview me or not?

INTERVIEWER No2:uh...sure..um .okay,what do you want to do in the future?

ME:I want to make a difference, so im looking to help with cancer research.

INTERVIEWER No2:I get it, you think that your life is pointless and you wont make a difference unless you do something great?

ME: yeah i know, Idealist and hopeless

INTERVIEWER No2:So what music do you like?

ME: why are you gonna give me free CDs?

INTERVIEWER No2:no. i just want to find out what you listen to.

ME: why should you care?

INTERVIEWER No2:why should you be so guarded?

ME: OKAY!! I LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL !! OKAY!? YOU HAPPY NOW?!!!

INTERVIEWER No2:see that wasnt so hard. YOuve just got to get past the idea that your private lifes you own.Now lets get on to....Hey, what are you doing?

ME:you ....know my secret now.

INTERVIEWER No2:What? whats wrong with you?

ME: My seeecret!

INTERVIEWER No2 BBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAARRRRRRRRGGHH!
 !

ME: SEND IN THE NEXT ONE!

INTERVIEWER No3: Ah. hello Mr McCorkindale nice to meet y.... OH MY GOD. What happend to these people?

ME: *Sigh* They were like that when i got here.so do you have some questions?

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