READ THIS..its well worth it!so funny!How 2 treat a lady! 17 days ago


1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will
keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the grea

Top 16 !!!!
1. clontarf fc
2. darbey
3. steve
4. murray
5. cons
6. dan
8. greens
9. ger
10. rayo
11. dimo
12. ali
13. michael
14. wezz
15. doyler
16. des
Questions !!


Q: Have you ever kissed 6?:
dan nah hes madly in luv wit his cheeseburgers

Q. Whats your favourite thing about number 10?
always dere.. gwan rayo

Q: What's the best memory you have of 12?
fightin 4 robyn hahahahahahahah in hampton

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 15?
2moro in skool

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
hahahaha he was goin out wit aveen

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
wezz... bein wit the las havin a laff...bein a zombie

Q: How did you meet 3?:
steve..... in de grove wen he was wit liz..... he wasn happy wit me callin him stephen

Q: Is 4 your best friend?
murray .. Ye 1 of them !!!

Q. How long have you known number 13?
michael... 4 ever

Q: Have you seen 3 naked?
steve... hahhahahaha ye ive a video of him in de nip hahahaha

Q: What is the last thing you did with 10?
rayo.... bak in de day (the glory days)

Q. If you could give anything to number 2 what would it be?
darbey..... dunno

Q. Would number 1 and number 16 make a good couple?
des n clontarf fc... no dave wudn be bst pleased

Q. If number 9 was a crayon, what colour would they be?
ger....i dunno brown

Q: Have you ever been to 6's house?
dans ye ann invites me al de time

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 5?:
cons... ye hes a smelly fuck

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?:
rayo.... haven a breeze

Q: Are you real close to 5?:
cons...ye

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
clontarf fc....... ye wen i buried 1 home V malahide kissed de crest beauty

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
greens... nah hes 2 busy wit him boord

Q. Whats number 2's house like?
darbo......cant remember it the last time i was dere!! hahahah

Q: Have you ever been angry with 13:
michael..ye plenty of times

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
murray... queve and his bulmers

Q: What do you nd 11 have in commen?
dimo... de guns!

1. Name: sean
2. Nicknames: sleiner, chink, ching wong, mei ling,
3. Birthday: 26th may
4. Place of Birth: dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: may ?????????
6. Male or Female:male
8. School: belvo
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: my House
11. MSN screen name: sean

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: normal but growin it long
14. Eye color: brown
15. Hairstyle: duno
16. Height: round 5,9
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: right
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: duno
23. First Award: football 1st n last football 1
24. First Sport You Joined: football
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: portugal
27. First Concert: craig david
28. First Love: duno

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: lords of dog town
30. TV programme: malcome in d middle
31. Color: blue
32. Rapper: eminem
33. Singer: paolo nutini
34. Song : mr.big- to b wit u
35. Friends: cba
36. Sweet: reeses cups
37. Sport: tt and soccer
38. Restuarant: quiznos
39. Favorite brand: canterbury n fred perry
40. Store: riverer
41. School Subject: P.E
42. Animal: cheetah r panda
43. Book: the damage done
44. Magazine: stuff n fhm
45. Shoes: pumas??
___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: nah
49. Eating: nothn
50. Drinking: nutin
51. Typing: no
52. Online?: yea
53. Listening To: bodyrox-yeah yeah
54. Thinking About: pro ev
55. Wanting To: eat
56. Watching: the pc
57. Wearing: pj's n top
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: ye
59. Want to be Married?: ye
60. Careers in Mind: architecht, r bum
61. Where do you want to live: d3 by de sea
62. Car: aston martin

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: brown n blonde
64. Hair length: dont care but not short
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurments: small
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny not sure? skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: ye
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: yea
85. Broke someones Heart: dno
86. Broke Up With Someone: ???????
87. Cried When Someone Died: ye
88. Cried At School: no

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: ye
90. Miracles: ye
91. Love At First sight: awfully gay
92. Ghosts:ye
93. Aliens: ye
94. Soul Mates: duno
95. Heaven: sorta
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: sorta
98. Kissing on The First Date: ye
99. Horoscopes: no

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? steves mam n karls