Children who are pointed at frequently for there Redish orangish hair, They are seen as a lower form of life, below transexuals and chavs.

Ginger kids will be abused there entire life to eventual suicide

whats the difference bewteen a brick and a ginger??????
a brick can get layed!!!

Q....How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A...........Say something

How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer to sit in the dark


A father-to-be paces up and down the corriders of the maternity unit when the midwife suddenly bursts through the doors of the delivery room.

"Your baby has been delivered sir, but im afraid theres some good news and bad news". "oh my god" says the father, "whats the bad news?"

"Well im afraid your baby has been born ginger" says the midwife, "bloody hell!!" screams the father in horror, "what the hell can the good news possibly be then!!"

"well fortunately sir" explains the delighted midwife "your child was also born dead!!"

Kids with red hair and pale skin and freckles. It is a severe and irreversible medical condition. Sun makes the situation must worse. Genetic research has revealed that the "ginger gene" is indicative of an underlying curse. Ginger kids have no soul. Ginger kids are evil. Discrimination has led to the "Red Power" movement. Their parents lie to them, telling them "each freckle is a kiss from an angel." If you marry an Asian, you can not have a ginger kid. They have fire crotch. Gingervitis is contagious and transmitted by ginger kids.
( I no im shocked 2)


sorry 2 tell u this my lil ball of gingerness BUT:

A person cursed with a downstairs region similar to a carrott, leaving the poor ginger person open to comments such as "you've been tangoed".


Gingers are like slinkys,
Not much fun at all,
But always great when you push them down the stairs!

Why do redheads take the pill?
Wishful thinking.

How can you tell when a redhead's been using a computer?
There are lipstick marks on the screen.

What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Shocked.

1. Name: claire
2. Nickname: claire bear, scary, jj
3. Birthday: 21-02-90
4. Place of Birth: galway
5. Zodiac Sign: piesces
6. Male or female: female
7. college: gmit galway(loving it)
8. Occupation:waitress/hoare
9. Overused phrase:do me a favour...get over urself!!!!
10. Residence:94glasan/scardaune
11. MSN Screen Name: ddtm private joke!!!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: ginger/brown
13. Hair Length:shouldes
14. Eye colour: greeny, browny with a hint of mauve
15. Weight: eerrrrrrorrrrrr
16. Height: 5'10 i think
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? yes wen i find the bastards
19. Piercings: 2on each ear and hopefully calvis wen im not2 scared!!
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty but lefty in sports

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: gillian
23. First Award: irish dancing got the smallest trophy..(found out later every1 got them)
24. First Sport You Joined: football with garrymore
25. First pet:dog kim!!
26. First Real Vacation:bcg(fainted and got 2weeks of school)mwaha
27: First Kiss: sum1 in roundfort
28. First Love: yazmin!!!

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: role models
30. TV programme: scrubs
31. Colourbrown
32. Rapper:m&m
33. Memory:gran
34. Song Right Now:broken strings
35. Friend:carmel,kat,cillina,caoimhe,
 ronan,dot,del,ryan,roby,yaz,kaz,da
 le,jamie,lu,eimz,
36. Sweet:fruit jellies
37. Alcohol:if ur buying..sc and re, double vodli nd red bull,vodka nd black,or bulmers...ohhh or shot of stiffies and smirnoff ice
37. Sport to Play: volleyball
38. Restaurant:ellies of course
39. Favourite brand:penuar
40. Store: awear
41. School Subject:practical or economics
42. Animal: dog or baby lion
43. Books: cecila ahern
44. Magazine: heat
good stuff...

46. Feeling: good
47. Single or Taken:single
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating anything now:my fingers
50. Drinking anything now:h20
51. Typing: no shouting at the computer and it writes it in itself!!! :
52. Online? no agen i like ta save money by not actually connecting to the internet to go onto bebo!!!
53. Listening To:the fray how to save a life nd beyonce
54. Thinking About: how would i feel if i los a friend
55. Wanting To: go toilet
56. Watching: snooker
57. Wearing: rugby jerseyand jeans and snuggles in a blanket

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? yes sirey
59. Want to be married? hope so if any1 will have me!!
60. Careers in Mindwning my own resteraunt
61. Where do you want to live: duno but im going to travel all round before i settle for aplace
62. Car:lauras ibitza(cnt spell) if i ever get off my arse nd send away for a form thing

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dark
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye colour: nice blue or dark brown
66. Measurment: taller than me
67. Cute or Sexy:bitta both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: huggs
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious:easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: neither, well no spontaious
73. Fatty or Skinny:in between
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud but not unbearable...a chatterbox
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hook-up...cant du relationships
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol:yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home:yes
82. Broken a bone: yes
83. Hated someone: yes
84. Been with someone4 over a year:are ya kididng me??no
85. Broken Someone’s Heart:no
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes(r.i.p. gran)
88. Cried At School: yes
___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: id like ta think so
91. Love At First sight: no
92. Ghosts: really hope not
93. Aliens:no
94. Soul Mates:yep
95. Heaven:defo or else im screwed
96. Hell: noooooooo
97. Angels:yes!
98. Kissing on The First Date:yep
99. Horoscopes: sum tyms
........

___Answer Truthfully___

***!!MeMoRiEs!!***

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