CHILDREN

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.


"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.


"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!"


"No Way!"


"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.

"Why?"


"Because I am your Father and I said so!"

God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.


"Uh huh," Adam replied.


"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.


"She started it!" Adam said.


"Did not!"

"Did too!"


"DID NOT!"


Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.



BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.


2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.


3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.


4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.


5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.


6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.





ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day.


AND FINALLY:


IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five minutes.

Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do,
ten people will be laughing

Wot does ur name mean?!
A- u have a nice ass
B- Good all around person
C- You're wild and crazy
D- You have one of the best personalities ever
E- damn good kisser
F- People adore you
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- You like it rough
J- Everyone loves you.
K- you're really silly
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely beautiful
O-you are one of the best in bed
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- fukin sexy
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z- always ready

1)Who are u?
2)Are we friends?
3)When an how did we meet?
4)Do you have a crush on me?
5)Give me anickname an explain why?
6)Describe me in 1 word?
7)What was your first impression of me?
Do you still think the same?
9)What reminds you of me?
10)If you could give me anything what would it be?
11)How well do you know me?
12)When was the last time you saw me?
13)Ever wanted to tell me somethin you couldnt?
14)Are gona put this on your blog an see what a say about you?