Mrs Cornelius Fishwife

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Those Who Are Easily Shocked Need To Be Shocked More Often
Me, Myself, and I
This life is serious enough, why should i be the same?

Love is friendship with sex, friendship is love without sex.

"Painters paint their pictures on canvas, musicians paint their pictures on silence", Leopold Stokowski

"Music expresses that which can't be said on a matter which it's impossible to be silent", Victor Hugo

"Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable", Leonard Bernstein

"Music is the shorthand of emotion", Leo Nikolaevich

"In the end I think of music as saving grace for all humanity", Henry Miller

"Without music life would be a mistake", Nietzsche

"We haven't found the words to describe our music yet, but maybe one day we will, thanks", Sigur ros

"cock a doodle do me"

u want a description of what i'm like? ---> look at my flashbox! ;-)

honestly, evryone should check this out!! http://www.discussted.org/viewtopic....
Favourite Bands 1/5
!!!, 2 Many DJ's, 999, 1990s, AC/DC, Adam & The Ants, Adele, Adult., Air, Akron/Family, Lily Allen, Ellen Allien, Amadou And Mariam, Tori Amos, Amplive, Aphex Twin, Fiona Apple, Arcade Fire, Architecture In Helsinki, Autamata, Autonervous, The Avalanches, Avenue D, Babes In Toyland, Babyshambles, The Band, Band Of Horses, Devendra Banhart, Basement Jaxx, Bat For Lashes, Bauhaus, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, The Bees, Benny Benassi, The Beta Band, Be Your Own PET, Big Face, The Bird And The Bee, The Birthday Party, Bjork, The Black Ghosts, Black Kids, Black Lips, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blonde Redhead, Blondie, Blur,
Bonde Do Role, David Bowie, The Breeders, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, The Bronx, Basia Bulat, Buraka Som Sistema, Kate Bush, The Cardigans,
Caribou, Cat Power, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Chalets, The Chemical Brothers, Chicks On Speed, Cibo Matto, Dave Clarke, The Clash, Jarvis Cocker, CocoRosie
Favourite Bands 2/5
Leonard Cohen, The Cops, Cornelius, Crystal Castles, CSS, Cuckoo Savante, The Cure, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, The Dandy Warhols, Cathy Davey, Kimya Dawson, The Dead 60’s, Death From Above 1979, Death In Vegas, Deerhoof, Depeche Mode, Digitalism, Dirty On Purpose, The Distillers, DJ Hype, Donovan, The Doors, The Duke Spirit, Bob Dylan, Eels, Electrelane, Electric Light Orchestra, Electric Penguins, Electrocute, Esoteric & 7L, Espers, Jessie Evans, Explosions In The Sky, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Fckn Crew, Feist, Felix Da Housecat, Fight Like Apes, Fischerspooner, The Flaming Lips, Foals, Fugees, Garbage, Gay For Johnny Depp, Giant Drag, Goldfrapp, Goose, Gossip, The Go! Team, Adam Green, Grinderman, Grizzly Bear, Eugene McGuinness, The Hacker, Hadouken!, Hard On, Calvin Harris, Harvey Danger, PJ Harvey, Heartless Bastards, Jimi Hendrix, Hole, Billie Holiday, Holy Fuck, John Lee Hooker, Hot Chip, I’m From Barcelona, Infadels, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Jamie T
Favourite Bands 3/5
Jape, Jefferson Airplane, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Jet, Joan Jett, Joy Divison, Juliette & The Licks, Justice, Killola, The Kills, Kings Of Leon, The Kinks, Klaxons, The Knife, L7, Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, Ray LaMontagne, Bettye LaVette, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Led Zeppelin, Leftfield, Lemon Jelly, Lesbians On Ecstasy, The Libertines, The Long Blondes, Los Campesinos!, Courtney Love, Lykke Li, The Maccabees, The Magnetic Fields, Mama Shamone, Marilyn Manson, Manu Chao, Bob Marley, John Martyn, Massive Attack, Metallic Falcons, Metric, MGMT, M.I.A.
Takako Minekawa, Mirakil Whip, Miss Kittin, Moby, Modest Mouse, The Moldy Peaches, Thurston Moore, Morningwood, MSTRKRFT, My Bloody Valentine, My Morning Jacket, My Robot Friend, Kate Nash, Neon Neon, New Order, Joanna Newsom, Nine Black Alps, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nouvelle Vague, Gary Numan, The Octopus Project, Yoko Ono, Oppenheimer, Pavement
Peaches, Pendulum, Pigface, Pink Floyd, Pink Grease, Pixies, Polysics, Iggy Pop
Fvaourite Bands 4/5
Portishead, The Postal Service, The Presets, Presidents Of The USA, Primal Scream, Prince, Princess Superstar, Prodigy, Psapp, Pulp, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Raconteurs
Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, The Rakes, Ramones, Ratatat, The Rapture, Jay Reatard, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Lou Reed, Rilo Kiley, Robyn, The Rolling Stones, Royksopp, Scissor Sisters, Sex Pistols, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Shy Child, Sigur Rós, Simian Mobile Disco, Nina Simone, Simple Kid, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Skin, Skunk Anansie, Smashing Pumpkins, Elliott Smith, Patti Smith, Sonic Youth, Sons And Daughters, Soulwax, The Sounds, Spank Rock, Sparklehorse, Sparks, Spektrum, Spoon, Dusty Springfield, Stars, Stereolab, Stereo Total, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, String Quartet Tribute
The Strokes, St. Vincent, Soundgarden, Suede, The Sunshine Underground, Super Extra Bonus Party, Super Furry Animals, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, Serj Tankian
Favourite Bands 5/5
Tapes ‘n’ Tapes, The Teenagers, Tegan And Sara, These United States, Thievery Corporation, Thin Lizzy, Tiga, Tilly And The Wall, Toasted Heretics, Tom Tom Club, Transplants, Tsunami Bomb, Tunng, TV On The Radio, The Undertones, Underworld, Utah Saints, Vampire Weekend, The Velvet Underground, The Vines, Viva Voce, Voxtrot, The Whip, White Rabbits, The White Stripes, Wilco, Amy Winehouse, X-Ray Spex, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yeasayer, Thom Yorke, The Young Knives, Zero 7, Rob Zombie, The Zutons
TV Shows
I don't realy watch TV ne more, but if i did.....Six Feet Under, Shameless, Queer As Folk, Brass Eye, The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, South Park, That 70's Show, Kath And Kim, Captain Planet, Sugar Rush, Powerpuff Girls, Futurama, Drawn Together, Absolutely Fabulous, Space Ghost, Wondershowzen, The Smoking Room, Will And Grace, Nighty Night
Movies
Requiem for a dream, last exit to brooklyn, hedwig and the angry inch, natural born killers, I (L) Huckabees, the nightmare before xmas, dig!, rocky horror picture show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Series 7: The Contenders, pulp fiction, Dazed And Confused, Y Tu Mama Tambien, any movie by burton, David Lynch or tarantino, any movie with johnny depp or jared leto, the royal tenenbaums, napoleon dynamite, house of flying daggers, crouching tiger hidden dragon, and lik a million others! we owned a video store, and im an actor, so iv quite a collection of movies! i h8 blockbuster shite lik superman 4000 etc. *yawn*
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  • "Sex Appeal" by Sexy Sushi, from "Marre Marre Marre"

    Le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouillé devant derrière, le sex appeal de la policière?
    Je lui demande ma direction, la policière est super canon,
    Les paroles de cette chanson ne sont plus diffusées,
    Elle m'amène jusqu'à sa maison et la j'enlève mon pantalon,
    par demande expresse de la maison d'édition qui en gère les droits.
    Policière aux cheveux bouclés dans son uniforme super moulait,
    Prend mes tétons tout pointés je prend mon pied, je prend mon pied,
    Elle m'attache avec ses menottes la policière se déculotte,
    vous pouvez trouver les paroles ou la traduction,
    La policière a du chagrin et moi j'enlève mes escarpins.
    Le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouillé devant derrière, le sex appeal de la policière?
    Je la réconforte la policière, Elle a une bouche super sexy,
    Comme c'est bon de s'envoyer en l'air, La policière n'a plus de soucis,
    Mes escarpins, mon pantalon, sa petite culotte, ces mocassins, un grain de beauté, une tache de vin, des petites dentelles, une salle de bain, excitation, introduction, une étincelle a profusion, porte-jartelle et gros nichon, soutien gorge, collant en nylon
    Mes escarpins, mon pantalon, sa petite culotte, ces mocassins, un grain de beauté, une tache de vin, des petites dentelles, une salle de bain, excitation, introduction, une étincelle a profusion, porte-jartelle et gros nichon, soutien gorge, collant en nylon ?
    Soutien gorge, collant en nylon ?
    Le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouillé devant derrière, le sex appeal de la policière?

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  • Unless I get my husband's money soon I will be forced to live an immoral life.

    Actual excerpts taken from applications received by the Social Service!....


    I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have
    seven but one died, which was baptized on half a sheet of paper.

    I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two
    years old. When do I get my money?

    Mrs. Jones has not had any children for a year and has been visited
    regularly by the clergy.

    I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why.

    This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?

    Please for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living,
    but can't eat or do anything until he knows.

    I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son
    illertarate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was
    born.

    In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten
    pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

    I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children, one of
    which is a mistake as you can see.

    My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any
    relief since.

    Unless I get my husband's money soon I will be forced to live an
    immoral life.

    You have changed my little boy to a little girl. Will this make any
    difference?

    I have no children as yet as my husband is a truck driver and works
    day and night.

    In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in
    the enclosed envelope.

    I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the
    doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't
    change, I will have to send for another doctor.

    Please tell me what feminine hygene is because I think I have it.

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  • "White Guilt" by The Bronx, from "The Bronx (II)"

    L.A. lady you always look so uninspired
    when you're hanging around
    living with creeps and loving with liars
    and everybody knows it's true
    that all you're ever gonna be is entertainment
    so entertain me

    you shiver when they wake up
    and once more before they're gone
    and even when you're sleeping baby
    you're barely holding on

    L.A. lady I know your feet must be so tired
    from standing on a corner stomping out cigarettes like they were fires
    the daughter of a thousand men
    you've got your mothers eyes and whorish skin
    you're a train wreck
    but that's entertainment

    you shiver when they wake up
    and once more before they're gone
    and even when you're sleeping baby you're barely holding on
    so throw your skin back in your clothes
    and wipe the blood running from your nose
    'cause if the price is right tonight anything goes
    too many lines, one too many times
    you're sharing the same vein
    with your stage name
    but it never quite feels the same
    it never quite feels the same
    I said, it never quite feels the same

    you shiver when they wake up
    and once more before they're gone
    and even when you're sleeping baby you're barely holding on
    so throw your skin back in your clothes
    and wipe the blood running from your nose
    'cause if the price is right tonight anything goes
    too many lines, one too many times
    you're sharing the same vein
    with your stage name
    but it never quite feels the same
    it never quite feels the same

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Which galway "Buzzer" are you??


Seamus

Go get life for yourself... Ya baaagel!

What part of Galway are you?


Spanish Arch

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  • XxOpheliaxx
    XxOpheliaxx

    iv put them up!:DD it tuk a while cz sum where lik oh sumtins wrong u cnt put them up....bt i did it!
    u did job posn 2!:L :L

    11 weeks ago
  • Carmen
    luv Carmen

    mrs cornelius fishwife!!!! :L :L :L

    16 weeks ago
  • Siodhna O Dowd
    luv Siodhna O Dowd

    kiss it biatch. i wanna visit u in july..??? hopin to get a job coz im stoney broke. u wanna pimp me out ya ya?

    29 weeks ago
  • Ann Marie McHale
    luv Ann Marie McHale

    "She thinks she's Beth Ditto but really she's Beth SHITTO!!!!"


    Hahahahahahahahhaha legend:)

    31 weeks ago
  • Niamh Donnellon
    Niamh Donnellon

    Where'd you go last night? and why eere ya so mad bout takin pictures...we didn't get to bed til 7.30!

    31 weeks ago
  • Carmen 31 weeks ago
  • Niamh Donnellon
    Niamh Donnellon

    ur a septic sak of shit!!

    32 weeks ago
  • Carmen
    Carmen

    as a wise man once sed-fist me flange, fist me cunt

    33 weeks ago
  • Saoirse Prehn
    luv Saoirse Prehn

    hellooo! ya, will you come back for easter? -im presuming you're still over in holland cos i aint seen you about.. we'll do some shitmat danceage/damage. ya, knew dwayne back in the good 'ol breakcore days of galway, is he over with you too or still being tropic? im off to denmark tomorrow to brew up a storm of fun, with a girl i met in japan, my old swedish friend and some grandparents for good luck. Hope the interview went well xx

    34 weeks ago
  • Grace Moorhead
    luv Grace Moorhead

    :L :L we look off our face's :L as soon as i have money ill come see ya. Would love too. You can buy me a prostitue when i come out :L you coming back to visit anytime soon. Miss you loads and feel free to touch me anytime :L :D so is life in the dam good?

    38 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Niamh Donnellon
    luv Niamh Donnellon

    our imminent arrival is getin closer slowly but surely! u excited?

    40 weeks ago
  • Hazel Collins
    Hazel Collins

    omigod! that is the funniest album i've seen in ages i think i wet myself a little

    40 weeks ago
  • Carmen
    Carmen

    oh my GAWD!! jst wen i tawt it was safe2 go outside i see a rather wonderful collection of urs truly lookin like sumthin da cat dragged in! i thank u georgio, i really didnt think it cud get any worse,
    signed,
    sweaty campbell
    dat club sounds class! wish i was gonna be der,

    p.s heres a few things myself and grace came out wit da last nite dat i tawt u wud find amusing...
    Carmen Campbell, irish ambassador to the united states of graceface.
    I work in a chicken factory, called pic-a-chick!
    my aunty grace has cancer.
    if you were in pain and u needed to be milked, i'd milk ya.
    milk my flange!

    41 weeks ago
  • Queen Beatrix
    luv Queen Beatrix

    I want a DJ Kitten, DJ Meow! Or.... DJ CLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!

    Thats weird, I actually found that hat last week burried under Other hats...the last place anyone would look! And hadnt seen it since the Gort Nilla Days! That was such a fun house...remember the big blue couch!! no? Well I do! Oh how those neighbours hated us...I wonder if their cranky faces are still living there!
    That was so shit we couldnt come visit..we really shouldve checked out prices of trains and stuff before hand...trains from Berlin to Amst were like welll over a hundred and we just assumed theyd be like 30 for some reason!
    Got a big cheque for tax back the last day so saving that for wherever I decide to go for the summer.

    THE ATTIC ROOM OF DOOM!

    41 weeks ago
  • Ann Marie McHale
    luv Ann Marie McHale

    Hey there fabs whats the craic??? Any ,madness for me?? Aaahhh only 2 months and we outta here...gonna miss galway tho,i'm missin it already!!!

    Do you know do we have to get work permits before we go over or anything?? Cos we haven't a clue what we doin over here we soo unorganised!!

    41 weeks ago
  • Niamh Donnellon
    Niamh Donnellon

    AMSTERDAM AMSTERDAM AMSTERDAM!!!!

    41 weeks ago
  • Carmen
    luv Carmen

    dat was so funny, wot a hardcore fan! (my cats breath smells lke cat food)

    42 weeks ago
  • Carmen
    luv Carmen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pak5A...
    i completely forgot how fukn hilarious dat show was! wish it was still on, was chattin to annmarie da last day so class how der movin over to ya! i think im gettin my grant sorted so ill be able to pay carol back really soon and den ill be over for da honeymoon!!

    42 weeks ago
  • Niamh Donnellon
    luv Niamh Donnellon

    Georgie!

    i no looooads to catch up on, not on skype bu annmarie is so prob b the best way 2 chat?!
    thanks 4 the foto made me laff!

    x

    43 weeks ago
  • Queen Beatrix
    Queen Beatrix

    cant get my skype working again............facebook chat in 5!

    44 weeks ago