TENS
Top Tens
1. Are you single? NOPE
2. Are you happy? most definately
3. Are you bored? a little bit
4. Are you sad? no coz ians gonna be hame soon
5. Are you Italian? nope
6. Are you German? nope
8. Are you cool? oh aye totally
9. Are you Irish? No am scottish
10. Are your parents still married? nope and never were.
TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made: to Ian
2. Last phone call you received: Leigh
3. Last person you hung out with: Jan, Lianne, Vicki and lyndy
4. Last person you hugged: one of the ones mentioned above.cah mind lol
5. Last person you tackled: havnt tackled anyone, my cat???
6. Last person you IMed: Rory
7. Last person you kissed: Ma gran on da cheek, Ian a proper kiss
8. Last thing eaten: pink and white wafer
9. Last thing you drank? glass o irn bru!!
10. Last site you went to: bebo

TEN FACTS
1. Birth Place: Livingston
2. Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
4. Hair do: Short blonde
5. Eye color: Hazel green
6. Birthday: 23rd of december
7. Mood: EXCITED!!!
8. Where do you live? Hawick
9. How many credit cards do you have? None i wud abuse it!!
10. Lefty/righty? righty

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love? Yeh
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? depends
3. Why did your last relationship fail? he shagged my mate behind my back
4. Have you ever been hurt? yes more than once
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes
6. Are you in love? YES!
7. Are you friends with your exes? a couple of them
8. Are you afraid of commitment? not if its with the right person
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? yep ma granny and yin o da lassies
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? yes, random valentines.

TEN THIS OR THAT?
1. Love or lust? love
3. Cats or dogs? both but i have 5 cats
4. A few best friends or many regular friends? Few best friends
5. Television or Internet? HOW CAN I CHOOSE?????
6. Pepsi or coke? Coke
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? both, depends on how i feel at da time.
8. Busch Gardens or Six Flags? eh wtf
9. Night or day? Night
10. IM or phone? On fone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out? OH YES!! LOL.
3. Done something you regret? yes
4. Bungee jumped? nope feart o heights and falling
5. White water rafted? yes was bloody brilliant!!!
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? aye
7. Wanted something? aye!
8. Prank called a store? nope but plenty of houses.
9. Skipped school? NO OF COURSE NOT DATS BAD!!! (yes i have but dnt tell ma mummy!! LOL)

TEN PREFERENCES
1. Smile or eyes: eyes
2. Light or dark hair: GINGER
3. Hugs or kisses: both
4. Shorter or taller: taller
5. Intelligence or attraction? attraction
6. Romantic or spontaneous: both
7. Jock or Nerd? pfft, prob nerd, jocks are full of themselves
8. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
9. Funny and poor OR Rich and serious: funny and poor
10. Play the guitar or into sports: sports

1. SCATTERED showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind is GOOD WEATHER.

2. You know a wide vocabulary of random scottish words - an idiot is a numpty. aye - yes. aye right - not likely. auldjin - some-one over 40. baltic - freezing.

3 you have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis,pizza,white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken.

4. you used to love destroying your teeth when you were younger; buchanans toffees, wham bars, tablet, irn bru bars, cola cubes....etc.

5. even if you normally hate the proclaimers, runrig, caledonia, deacon blue, gaberlunzie...etc. you still LOVE it when youre in a club abroad and they play something scottish (youll probably even ask the DJ to play it.)

6. you take a perverse pride in the fact that scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking - related deaths in europe. AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!!

7. you got oor wullie or broons annuals at christmas.

8. you can tell where another scot is from just by their accent. E.g. Glaswegian: awright pal gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur sun, cheers, magic pal. Aberdonian: fit ya bin up tae, fair few quins in the night eh? Invernesian: ah-ee right enufff!! hows you keeeeeeepeeeeen?

9. you see cops and hear someone shout Errrapolis!!!

10. you have participated in or witnessed people having a square go!

11.you have eaten lots and lots of random scottish food like mince and tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, tunnocks teacakes/ snowballs, scotts parridge oats, macaroon bars, baxters soup, scotch pies, scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and arbroath smokies.

12. a JAKEY has asked you for money, GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE PAL???

13. you think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shopkeeper.

14.you know the right response to Yoo dancin? is Yoo askin? followed by Am askin, and finally Then am dancin!

15. you know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of sick because thats what the JANNIES used to chuck on it.

16. you dont do shopping you do the messages.

17. your sitting on the train/bus and a drunk man sits beside you, telling you a joke.... and saying Im no annoyin ye am a hen/pal?? you: Not at all, yer fine. ah think this is ma stop!

18. A scottish male can have a phone conversation using only awright, aye and naw.

19. you know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20 storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans'll testify to that, if its butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan.

20. you know that going to a party at a friends house means bring yer own drink.

21. your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in scotland while you're away.

22. you can probably pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty.

23. you like deep fried pizza from the chippie.

24. your used to four seasons in one day.

25. you cant pass a chip/kebab shop without drooling when your drunk.

26. you can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.

27. you see people wearing shellsuits with burberry accesories - and think its pure class!

28. you can understand Rab c nesbit and know characters just like him in your own family.

29. you can make a whole sentence just with swear words.

30. you know what haggis is made with - and still eat it.

31. you arnt surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, irn bru, fags and nappies in one shop.

32. you know Irn - Bru is a hangover cure.

33.you learned to swear before you learned to do sums.

34. you understand all this ^^^^^^^^^^^ and are gonna send it to yer pals.

35. you are 100% scottish if you have ever heard these words: hows it hingin??, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba-heid, baw bag and dubble nugget.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.

2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your butt
while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to pee, you realize you now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. pizza on the floor (which you eat even
though your not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating
it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo
much.

7. You get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9. The man your flirting with used to be your 5th year teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. You've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you
just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin.

14. You think your in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. Your tired so you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your jeans to cut
down on the time your in the bathroom away from the drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that your having problems walking straight.