We are the crowd,
We're c-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastical

Leather and jeans a watch on my wrist,
Not sure what it means,
But this photo of us
It don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights,
Cause you know that baby i

Im your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi,
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that i'll be your
Papa-paparazzi

Promise i'll be kind,
But i won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show,
Velvet ropes and guitars,
Yeah cause you'll know
I'm staring between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes

Shadow is burnt
Yellow dance and return
My lashes are dry
But with teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
'Cause you know that baby I

Im your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi,
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that i'll be your
Papa-paparazzi

Promise i'll be kind,
But i won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

Real good
(We dance in the studio)
Snap, snapped
(That xxxx on the radio)

Don't stop boy, rewind
We'll blast it but we'll still have fun!

Im your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi,
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that i'll be your
Papa-paparazzi

Promise i'll be kind,
But i won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

LOOOL Good days good days

there are many things stuck in my head so ill write them here for you to wonder what the fuck im on about, and also so we can all remember the washout lmao.

"I WANNA SEX YOU UP" (the bum)

- Im Never going to try to get the time warp outta my head again. now around 100 cadets have gone home singing 'i wanna sex you up' ... thanx to my corrupting influence. (: (Y)

"If You're Happy And You Know It Throw A Log, THROW A LOG"..

(-We were taking the piss outta Maxwell who got pissed off and started chucking logs around. fortunately he had no idea we were doing it, even joining in singing and laughing. idiot.)


The Chipmunk Theory

- Basically, we figured out that Maxwell was a pervert. not difficult. yet we also figured out he molests chipmunks aswell as twelve year old girls. we succesfully proved our theory when getting maxwell to make sounds and actions as if fucking a chipmunk. he still doesnt realise we were laughing at him, so yet again joined in laughing at himself, much to the amusement of everybody else, including me, until he seemed to think i was going to suck him off... =/


Basshunter - All I Ever Wanted

- Seems to have become out camp song, everybody listened to it at least 5 times and sang along. gutted.


" Tete... Tits...Todger...Toes.......Todger Toes".

-Dorset's new and improved version of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes.'


"OGGY OGGY OGGY"......"OI OI OI"

-Gloucester and Wilshire's retaliation to Dorset.. except everyone joined in in the end...


"We're All HAPPY CAMPERS"

- Totally sarcastic. >too much rain >too many trips to hospital > not too mention a nice vomit bug........ fun for all.


The Time Warpers

- Its not weird to do the time warp constantly on a hill... in the pool.... in the middle of town/....
honest (:


Cabbage Boy!

- The punishment this year for bad behaviour was to carry a cabbage around with you. constantly. (:
Chris was the first... put sunglasses on it and everything.. we loved it... until it started to reek lmao xD


umm Well Thats All i can think of for the mo...

guys from camp... add on your comments (:

we all need a laugh after that week lol
xxx

SO Yeahh. i Am Bored And i Have Discovered The Meaning Of Life;

To Annoy My Dad (:


Here Goes


Dads - Life Is A Journey Between The Fridge And The Sofa...


1. Dads Are The Best
(Banks)

2. A Dad's Body Is Built To Hunt Mammoths And To Watch Football.
If There Are No Mammoths Left To Hunt, It Is Fully Within His Rights To Watch Football.

All The Time.

3. Life Is Short. Eat As Much As You Can.

4. Dad, You're The Best
When i'm Old i Want To Do Everything The Way You Do It,

Except The Way You Eat

The Way You Dance

And Some Of Your Opinions
Are...
Well...
Crap.

5. Give Me Money And i'll Shut Up.

6. Sometimes Being An Old Fart Is Quite Exhausting.

7. My Dad Snores In 14 Different Languages (:

8. A While Back, Dads Were Given A Choice; Evolve Or Watch Football.

The Rest Is History.

9. Beware The Entrance Of Pubs. One Minute You're Innocently Walking By, The Next You're Sucked In And Forced To Have A Pint...

10. Balding Is Not Funny.

(It's Hilarious)

11. Money Doesn't Grow On Trees.

It Grows In Dad's Wallet.

12. Before TV Was Invented... What Did Dads Do Again?

13. Life Is Best Lived Horizontally.

14. Life Is Really A Case Of Talking About
Golf While At Work,
Business While On The Golf Course,
And Then Watching The Odd Tournament At Home On The Tv.

15. If At First You Don't Succeed...


... Give Up And Go To The Pub.

16. Listen To Your Elders. Except If They Are Wrong.

17. Dad.

Are You Pretending To Be Asleep
OR
Are You Really Asleep
OR
Have You Died

?

18. D.I.Y Actually Stands For; Don't Do It Yourself.