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Milkshake
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.0 Comments 806 days
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How To Say....
"Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languages
English: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Bosnian: boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina
haubida
Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga
arimasu.
Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet!
Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
Middle Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Greek: hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!
Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
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Rock, Paper, Scissors
Basically, there are two ways to win at RPS. First is to take one throw away from your opponent options. ie - If you can get your opponent to not play rock, then you can safely go with scissors as it will win against paper and stalemate against itself. Seems impossible right? Not if you know the subtle ways you can manipulate someone. The art is to not let them know you are eliminating one of their options. The second way is to force you opponent into making a predictable move. Obviously, the key is that it has to be done without them realizing that you are manipulating them.
Most of the following techniques use variations on these basic principles. How well it works for you depends upon how well you can subtly manipulate your opponent without them figuring out what you are doing. So, now that the background is out of the way, let's get into these techniques:
1 - Rock is for Rookies
In RPS circles a common mantra is "Rock is for Rookies" because males have a tendency to lead with Rock on their opening throw. It has a lot to do with idea that Rock is perceived as "strong" and forceful", so guys tend to fall back on it. Use this knowledge to take an easy first win by playing Paper. This tactic is best done in pedestrian matches against someone who doesn't play that much and generally won't work in tournament play.
2 - Scissors on First
The second step in the 'Rock is for Rookies' line of thinking is to play scissors as your opening move against a more experienced player. Since you know they won't come out with rock (since it is too obvious), scissors is your obvious safe move to win against paper or stalemate to itself.
3 - The Double Run
When playing with someone who is not experienced at the RPS, look out for double runs or in other words, the same throw twice. When this happens you can safely eliminate that throw and guarantee yourself at worst a stalemate in the next game. So, when you see a two-Scissor run, you know their next move will be Rock or Paper, so Paper is your best move. Why does this work? People hate being predictable and the perceived hallmark of predictability is to come out with the same throw three times in row.
4 - Telegraph Your Throw
Tell your opponent what you are going to throw and then actually throw what you said. Why? As long as you are not playing someone who actually thinks you are bold enough to telegraph your throw and then actually deliver it, you can eliminate the throw that beats the throw you are telegraphing. So, if you announce rock, your opponent won't play paper which means coming out with that scissors will give you at worst a stalemate and at best the win.
5 - Step Ahead Thinking
Don't know what to do for your next throw? Try playing the throw that would have lost to your opponents last throw? Sounds weird but it works more often than not, why? Inexperienced (or flustered) players will often subconsciously deliver the throw that beat their last one. Therefore, if your opponent played paper, they will very often play Scissors, so you go Rock. This is a good tactic in a stalemate situation or when your opponent lost their last game. It is not as successful after a player has won the last game as they are generally in a more confident state of mind which causes them to be more active in choosing their next throw.
6 - Suggest A Throw
When playing against someone who asks you to remind them about the rules, take the opportunity to subtly "suggest a throw" as you explain to them by physically showing them the throw you want them to play. ie "Paper beats Rock, Rock beats scissors (show scissors), Scissors (show scissors again) beats paper." Believe it or not, when people are not paying attention their subconscious mind will often accept your "suggestion". A very similar technique is used by magicians to get someone to take a specific card from the deck.
7 - When All Else Fails Go With Paper
Haven't a clue what to throw next? Then go with Paper. Why? Statisticall0 Comments 1009 days
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ARtssoc43 weeks agoRAG WEEK SESSIONS 2009
Kicks off Monday 26th 2009
Go on the RAG for the Week
Monday
BLACKOUT @ CLUB XXI
Tuesday
WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY @ BONDI IN THE CITY
Wednesday
UCD FASHION SHOW SIGNUP@1
UCD Pub Crawl@3
DIRTY DISCO @ D2 Launch Party
Thursday
MARIJUANA SEMINAR
SCHOOL DISCO @ BURN BEACH CLUB
Friday
FRAT FRIDAY @ XXI
Check the page for full details of the week!
20 guestlist spots a night to be won so start commenting!
Tickets recession beating 5 in Quinn & Arts
Email: auditor@ artssoc.com for if you want to book a party!
Arts Ball tickets on sale @ the tables as well, biggest session of the year, Burlington & Annabels February 4th
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ARtssoc49 weeks agoWelcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society!
5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with:
MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS!
: THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE
TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s)
WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s)
: SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS!
THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1
: NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S
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FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS
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Chemistry Gigs55 weeks agoAndrew Moran
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ARtssoc61 weeks agoUCD ARTSOC and UCD SVP Presents:
The (BEER)Garden Party this Wednesday
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NEW MASSIVE ROOFTOP BEERGARDEN OPEN THIS WEEK!!!
E2 ALL DRINKS!!
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PROCEEDS IN AID OF UCD SVP
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ARtssoc62 weeks agoJoin ArtsSoc!
Monday 15th September ArtsSoc presents the annual Lollipop Party@Club XXI! All drinks E3, tix E5 @ our Freshers' Stand! Get there early to avoid disappointment!
Wednesday 17th we bring you a bit of BOOM BOOM BOOM! Official Vengaboys afterparty@ the launch of Heat@Tripod! Free buses from the stu bar,tix E6 from our Freshers' Stand!
E2 Drinks! MOHITO COCKTAILS / VK ICE ALCOPOPS / BAVARIA All Only E2 All Pints E3 Select Shots E3 Vodka & Dash E3.50 Jagerbombs E5
Nothing but the best for our members...Whatever you want, we bring it...Discounts galore...
This year we've got loads lined up. We're talkin..
UCD Fashion Show
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Arts Day
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We're talkin special guests...
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Heat At Tripod62 weeks agoOfficial Launch Party of Heat @ Tripod This Wednesday With UCD Arts Soc!
Join UCD Arts Soc For Great Discounts To Heat @ Tripod All Year Round!
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ARtssoc63 weeks agoUCD Arts Soc Presents Twisted Tuesdays @ Citibar This Tuesday 9th September...
All Drinks Only E2 All Night. You wont find a better value society night all year!
Tickets Only E5 Available From The Arts Block on Monday & Tuesday.
Tickets Will Also Be Available From The Door.
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Tuesdayscitibar64 weeks agoTuesdays @ Citibar
ALL DRINKS 2EURO
Tuesdays at Citibar relaunches this tuesday-Tomorrow night
ALL DRINKS 2EURO
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