Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

I <3 GOD.
Face eht .; Why do we ((sleep)) in [[school]], But stay ((awake) through a [[3 hour movie]]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]], but so ((easy)) to talk about[[sex]]? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] bebo bulletin, Yet we ((repost))the [[nasty]] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]], But ((bars and clubs)) are [[expanding]]? Why is it so easy to purchase {beer} and {drugs}? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a {Charity}? Why is it so easy to worship a{Celebrity}? But very difficult to engage with {God}? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as "dont read if ur immature ....seriously" 80 % of you wont repost this. The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father Cheers.

100th - andy
200th - hieu
300th - tony
400th - linh
500th - linh
600th - linh
700th - linh
800th - tai / Julie
900th - linh
1000th - linh
1100th - linh
1200th - vincent
1300th - hao