Pick the month you were born:

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the Macarena With
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a surfer
30 - a llama
31 - A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I'm hot like that.
Black - because thats how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple - because I'm AWESOME!
Gray - because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown - because I can.
Other - because I'm a Ninja !
None - because I can't control myself !

Leave a comment with what you got caus it very funny to see all the different ones!

Laura- god wat can I say bout dis girl! Shes so funny! Love her 2 pieces! D gaeltacht aint gonna b d sam dis year witout her! Shes d only woman I truly love!! She made me stop bein a pimp nd settle down!!

Claire- dis child has problems with keeping her head still!!haha!! even mention the tiniest little ting and shel end up commin with some big massive story which will end up wit her ma mary in her marymobile going “ah sur wat are dem yokes at all!!”

Katie- dis girl is so sound!! She stops Claire nd me natterin away occasionly!! Oh nd she falls over wires aswell!! Haha wat a day dat was!!

Nolly- 1 of d best cuzs a girl cud ask 4!! We do gr8 study 2gdr nd all!! Haha!! Hit the Noelle game! classic!!

Denise- fair beoir!! Haha!! She just cannot get her head round clody slang!! We hav real open conversations nd all!! We hav sum craic at d family parties!!

Ash- SHE CANT WINK OR FROWN!! Sum1 pls tell her so I don’t hav ta keep laughin at her tryin!! Haha!! Is quite aggressive at spit nd hi-fivein 2!! Helmets every1!!

Marie- She loves me really!! She just doesn’t kno it yet!! Haha!! Unreal funny!!

Brid- how funny can sum1 b!! she isn’t a fan of d blog!! Haha!! READ IT EVERY1!

Shay-dis chap is basicly a brother 2 me!! Prob wud hav dun rele bad in d jc if it wasn’t 4 his master class in history nd geography!! Midnight chess!!

PJ- dis lad sent me runnin wit a blindfold on until I fell into a massive gripe full of muck! Hes a gr8 business teacher doh!! Trading, P+L a/cs never knew what hit dem!!

Sinead- dis guy is amazing!! Haha!! We painted bees when we little! Haha!! I stole a cow for her aswell!! Now if dat aint love I don’t know at is!!

Hannah- My little lesbian!! Us laughing unreal hard in evening study had ta b d best moment in 3rd year!! Dirty word comp!!

Lorien- I borrow her cds nd tak ages ta give m back!! Haha!! Sori bout dat

Karen- my lil mathematician in disguise!! Shes d only person who truly knows how addicted 2 smiley faces!!

CAMOGIE!!!!!!

Sarah- shes quer tall lads!! Makes me feel like a lil 1st year al ovr again!! Haha!! Only messin! Lov ya rele!!
Sarah Jo- sum funny girl lads!! Shed nearly hav ya cryin!!she texts fat guys doh!!

Lisa- I lov dis girl! She always listens ta me no matter wat kinda shit is goin on in my life! Shud b a councilor like!! Im her lil zebra!!

Neens- d best back a once off goalie could ask 4!! Haha ah d girl is sound out!!

Lou- dis girl has d stickest pair of pink socks evr!! Haha!! She could nearly score from a mile away!! AMAZING!! Nd d tings she comes out wit!! Haha!! Wont mention roches neck!!

Marie D- ya do not want ta be on d wrong side of this girl wit a hurl in her hand!! Haha! Shes as firery as her hair!! ah no shes sound rele!! D poor u10s prob h8 d 2 of us!!

Laura W- Ah d good auld bugs bunny!! Haha! Wat a summer camp dat was!! Quer funny!!

leave a comment if you can think of anything else to put on it!!


IT IS ADVISED NOT TO READ THIS IN A LIBRARY!!!


for people like claire each number is something different its not all a big long story!!






Driving quotes....................
1. *shay* "why aren't we moving"
the thing is shay is trying to drive completely arsways (not literaly speaking but you know what i mean!!)
2. *shay* "where did all my acelleration go??"
3. *shay* "lisa what are the wipers going for??"
*Lisa* "I dont know!! how do you turn them off??"
4. this one needs alot of explaining so....
shay and i drive down the lane to get the lawn-mower. i get out of the car to open the retarded gate (<-- the one that closes itself the minute you open it). as i open the gate the people who owns the house's dog comes over to me. shay drives down to the yard, turns off the car (gets rid of his acelleration) and gets out. he is walking around the lawnmower to pump up the wheel at the other side when!!!
*woman* "were you up with your friends? eh? were you?? huh?
*shay* "what?"
*woman* "were you up with your frinds were you?? i was looking for you!"
by this stage shay is very confused until we realise that she was talking to her dog!!
a labelled diagram!


1. woman









2. dog
------------------------------------------------------------------------3.wall






4.shay
so as you can see it looks like shes talking to shay!! (<-- FUNNY)
5. *lisa* "i'm doing everything right but the cars just not moving"
6. *me* "go into first gear now lisa"
Lisa looks right at th gear stick puts the car into first WHEN GOING STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE ROAD!! AND SHE IS LOOKING AT THE GEAR STICK!
*me* "LISA!!"
she swerves the car really fast just before we go onto the road
*lisa* "yea dont ell mam and dad about that!!"
7. *me* eh lisa your kinda close to the ditch at this side!"
*lisa* "no im not im in the middle"
*me* "yea YOU are in the middle but its the middle of the car that has to be in the middle for the car to be in the middle!"
*lisa*"oh yea!"
8. what happened to lisa when she was bringing down the lawnmower and i was driving behind her......................... i value my life so i wont say anything but it was SO funny!!
9. *me* "DITCH!!" and she backed right into it anyway!!
10. mam in the car while lisa is driving!!







Tomb raider slogans + quotes.........
1. "and greoard knew the gears of his heart would never turn again" (<-- in a really posh stuck up voice)
2. *shay* "you can put the guns down now amy their all dead"
*lisa* "yeah calm down like!!"
all of a sudden a big wolf jumps out of NOWHERE and attacks me!!
*everybody* "scream"
3. on shays turn........ *shay* "will you move woman!! God why is she so slow!!"
on my turn............ *me* "why the hell isnt she moving!"
on lisas turn........ *lisa* "ok is she retarded or something?? Why isnt she moving!!"
4. The new theme tune....................... i like big buts!!
5. *shay* "Amy go down there. Thats where you're meant to go."
*me* "shay im not that stupid!! i can hear the wolves howlin ya know!!"






at the gig..........
1. *marie* "is she being raped over there??"
2. *brid* "is that a chip??" (<-- at this moment time lisa was offering her a chip)
3. *me* "i'd never be a groupie!!"
a few hours later gary m and i are back stage looking at the people on the stage and talking. i get a mesage on my phone
*shay* "ya big grupy"
4. *me* "your mammy"
5. when our throats got sore from screaming to try and