Banjo Bannon
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Male, 25,
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- from Kingstown, Jamacia
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- Member since: May 2006
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- www.bebo.com/papadioup
- Music
- Metallica, Cypress Hill, Tiesto, Bob Marley, Dr. Dre, Pink Floyd, Rage Against The Machine, David bare naked ladies, Snow Patrol, Led Zepplin, The Frames, The Prodigy...
- Films
- Reservoir dogs, Braveheart, Alien Resurrection, Don't be a menace in south central while drinkng your juice in the hood, How high, Cheech and Chong up in smoke, Scent of a woman.
- Sports
- Soccer, Gaa, and Rugby. Liverpool, Tipp, and Munster.
- Best internet show ever: lonely astronaut.
- Check out the theme song: The year is 1972, its our last trip to the moon. But one of them is gathering rocks, when the capsule hatchdoor locks! Now he's Lonely Astronaut.
www.twistedmojo.com - Happiest when
- Taking care of maguires weak ass in a fight, working hard on not working and sleeping
- Drinks
- guinness, larger, cider, jamesons, jack daniels, bushmills, powers, southern comfort, drambue, black russian, wdk, all smirnoff has to offer, (Cocktails: sex on the beach, slippery nipple, jamacian me crazy, malibu monsoon, sex with an alligator, getsyalaid coffie, grandmothers lesbian lover, frozen bushwacker, red snapper, pearl diver, the lost tourist, the ginger snap, royal flush, flaming godzilla fart(recommended), red death, snowfields, smurf piss, texalicca sunshine, the funky monkey and i also like fanta!!!
- Jack Handy
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."
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Breathing commercial script
Are you feeling tired and weak? Do you feel light headed? Getting dizzy spells? Are you slipping in and out of conciousness? If you are suffering from one or all of these symptoms it may be because you are not,...Breathing! Breathing! Breathing!
Breathing is a safe and effective way of fighting death and death related symptoms. Most doctors agree that breathing is an excellent way to stay alive. Don't take my word for it just listen to these testimonies, " i've bin breathin since the day i was born and today i work in a grocery store, cha ching,","If it wasn't for breathing i'd probably be dead right now,"
Did you know organisms breath to avoid death by asfixiation and if it wasn't for breathing the beatles wouldn't have existed. Even dogs breath. So what are you waiting for? Its safe , affordable and great for your sex life.
Start breathing today! Or else start dying!
(Disclaimer) If youv'e been stabbed, shot or diagnosed with a terminal illness breathing may not prolong your life. Results may vary0 Comments 600 days
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Top 5 ways of making people say
Top 5 ways of making people say “I don’t need a pencil”
5. Asking someone holding a pencil if they need a pencil
4. Asking someone who is swimming if they need a pencil
3. Asking someone with no hands if they need a pencil
2. Asking someone anything, (who happens to be mentally retarded and can only say “I don’t need a pencil”)
1. Offering a pencil to someone who is starving to death……………………………… and who also really needs a pen
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Crazy T-Shirts
CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD
and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too
CLASS OF 2007
With a T-Shirt like this
who needs pants!!
(This is worn without pants)
If i wanted to talk to an asshole.
I'd Fart!
I got high,
and nobody died!
Fuck me
(not you fatty)
Abortion,
because pulling out takes practice.
Stop Rape,
say yes.
I'm down,
just like the syndrome.
Don't shoot!
I'm just here to buy some crack
Durex
because you don't know where she's been
Look cancel my subscription because
i've had enough of your issues
I used to run five miles every morning
then i found a shortcut
YOU THERE!!!
Out of the gene pool0 Comments 690 days
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Which S.T.A.R.S member are you?

Barry Burton
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My result is: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
People think your habit of eating roadkill and marrying your relatives are weird. But theys just jealous!
No matter what people think, you don't let it get you down. And why should you? You're just happy if you spot some fresh raccoon with less tire treads on it than usual.
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Banjo the Poker Player | ||||
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Chips: 790.00 | 4 invites | Poker IQ:290.00 | ||
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David Maguire17 weeks agoWell banjo, get ready for da return of maguire to da tripod. I've really stepped up my vodka n red bull drinkin ability. I'm pretty sure i'm immune 2 da stuff now. Hows da spaceship comin along? I'm goin 2 want 2 see some results when i gat back otherwise skulls will be busted!
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David Mockler19 weeks agoimmpossible, now tea me we've a spceship 2 build
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David Maguire19 weeks agoI've just pitched our spaceship idea to pooch. I'm hoping too get him on board as Chief Designer Guy! With his ability to come up with wacky ideas and his total disregard for the laws of physics hes the perfect man to get this project off the ground. (Pun intended)
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David Maguire19 weeks agoWell look who came crawlin back 2 bebo! I can't say it missed ya.......ya bastard! And ya , i did tell the ned bout da spaceship! Its an ambitious project. Its just way too big for the two of us. We need a man with drive, passion and exuberance and the ability to count really high! I know eddy has none of these qualities but damn it man, he's a quantity surveyor not a physicist.
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Laura Bannon33 weeks agoHey all, im having my 21st on Sat 18th april in Darmodys bar in littleton starting at 8.30 pm, would love to see ye all there.
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James Treacy34 weeks agour guna have 2 pull a stunt like me bannon 2 keep up wit me.did carty tell ya wot happened?
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Eddie Stokes35 weeks agohey did ya ever read da hardy boy books
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Eddie Stokes36 weeks agowel loser how did ye get on in cork, ye wer fair shit against united hows da bike goin
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Catherine Maher
Hi there, your some dude at playing pro evo - way better than Kev!!! Here some paddy days love
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James Treacy46 weeks agowots a google?
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David Maguire46 weeks agoDo ya see dat barrel of shit over der! Dats u dat is!
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Stephen Harrington52 weeks agodid you ever know that your my hero. I think your great.
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David Broderick52 weeks agoi'll no mid dec if i passed apt test. mix up no collage in jan. maybe march... any word from your side? u bac in cork this week? next week?
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David Broderick52 weeks agohey buddy, how u keepin? that gemmel email u sent a while ago was serious.
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Natalie Fitzgerald52 weeks agoright ok, so what are you doin for the time bein then? im not in college anymore, working at the minute. told ya that but you were very drunk so ill forgive ya.
you looking forward ot xmas? prob see ya out drunk around hayes at some point over it.
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Natalie Fitzgerald52 weeks agohey mark, how are you? i see your online so i said id say hi seein as i havent seen you in like a year. any news?
im still in cork, believe it or not. you still in college or working?
















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