1. Full Name: Stephen Liam Dunne
2. Nicknames: Stevie D, Stevie wonder (dutch girls ), Spunky Dunne (sum eejits in college)
3. Birthday: 4th July 1987
4. Place of Birth: St.James (d last baby b4 dey closed d baby part o d hospital)
5. Zodiac Sign: cancer
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: wha?
8. College: trinity
9. Occupation: student
10. Residence: clane
11. MSN Screen Name: Stevie D

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: blonde i tink
13. Hair Length: shortish
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: 12 stone?
16. Height: 6ft 1
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope. . . cud b on d cards doe
20. Tattoos: nope. . dis is gettin borin
21. Righty or Lefty: both footed but right handed

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: craig frm clonsilla
23. First Award: tink i got sumtin 4 doin a skool play wen i was bout 7
24. First Sport You Joined: soccer
25. First pet: nvr had any unless my sisters goldfish count
26. First Real Vacation: France prob
27. First Concert: i dunno
28. First Love: soccer!
___ Favorites___

29. Movie: fast n furious
30. TV programme: family guy n scrubs
31. Color: blue
32. Rapper: eminem or d game
33. Band: arctic monkeys at d mo
34. Song Right Now: brianstorm - arctic monkeys
35. Friends: d clane gang, d college gang, d work gang. .
36. Sweet: im eatin lots of macaroon bars dese days, quality n cheap
37. Sport to Play: soccer, clanes senior first team topscorer (for now )
38. Restaurant: pizza hut, mcdonalds, kfc dose sorta "restaurants"
39. Favorite brand: d brand i use to brand cows on d farm
40. Store: store? d toilet store
41. School Subject: bitta maths n english wit mentalhead O'Rourke, PE was best doe
42. Animal: an elephant pls, or a few penguins
43. Book: keanos n other soccer books n lord o d ring type books
44. Magazine: gamesmaster n 442
45. Shoes: r gay, runners r d way to go!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: gud but tired
47. Single or Taken? taken
49. Eating: jus had sum buttons
50. Drinking: tea! awh yeh!
51. Typing: yes. . .
52. Online?: who wrote dis ting?
53. Listening To: how to save a life - the fray
54. Thinking About: how much better life wud b witout exams
55. Wanting To: play soccer
56. Watching: d window incase der r any burglars
57. Wearing: pure scumbag gear im ashamed to say. adidas bottoms n a stripy jumper, wat have i done???

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: defo
59. Want to be Married?: ah yeh, 4 d kids benefit
60. Careers in Mind: soccer player, if not il fall back on my engineerin degree dat i shud have in a yr or 2. . or 3 or 4
61. Where do you want to live: the oc. . . or clane
62. Car: a skyline

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: im not mad bout redheads (apologies to any readin dis! )(but its wat inside dat counts! yes! ive jus pleased evry girl readin dis )
64. Hair length: not too short
65. Eye color: don mind as long as der nice n not rl dead lookin
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
70. Short or Tall: smaller dan me
71. Easygoing or serious: pretty easygoing bt not so much dat dey don giv a shit bout anytin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: ah spontaneous more excitin rly bt tink im more romantic maybe
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between pls
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both is good
75. Hook-up or Relationship: nutin like a gud relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of a trouble maker, keep me frm bein bored lol, but don cause trouble for me!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes, pls 4give me for such a cruel act
79. Had Alcohol: indeed
80. Smoked: nope, n don plan to
81. Ran Away From Home: nope, i got it gud here
82. Broken a bone: nope, touch wood
83. Got an X-ray: yeh
84. Been with someone: yeh
85. Broken Someones Heart: i hope not
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeh but nvr any real evil break-ups . .
87. Cried When Someone Died: obvious

Sunday, 20 August 2006
Man Utd 5-1 Fulham, 13:30 Prem Plus - deadly start

Wednesday, 23 August 2006
Charlton 0-3 Man Utd, 20:00 Sky Sports - solskjaer scorin again!

Saturday, 26 August 2006
Watford 1-2 Man Utd, 15:00 RTE - a bit closer dan it shudda been

Saturday, 09 September 2006
Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham, 17:15 Prem Plus - 4 in a row!

Wednesday, 13 September 2006
Man Utd 3-2 Celtic, 19:45 Sky Sports & RTE - bollox, giggs is injured

Sunday, 17 September 2006
Man Utd 0-1 Arsenal, 16:00 Sky Sports - no comment

Saturday, 23 September 2006
Reading 1-1 Man Utd, 17:15 Prem Plus - neville ya plonker!

Tuesday, 26 September 2006
Benfica 0-1 Man Utd, 19:45(Champions League) - saha wondergoal! n smiths bk!

Saturday, 30 September 2006
Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle, 15:00 - solskjaer gets 2 n wer bk on top!

Saturday, 14 October 2006
Wigan 3-1 Man Utd, 12:45 Sky Sports - vidic wrecks d place wit a towering header!

Tuesday, 17 October 2006
Man Utd 3-0 FC Copenhagen, 19:45(Champions League) - gud night, celtic did us a favour too

Sunday, 22 October 2006
Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool, 13:00 Sky Sports - rio does it again!

Saturday, 28 October 2006
Bolton 4-0 Man Utd, 15:00 - rooney gets a class hatrick! n carrick is a ledge!

Wednesday, 01 November 2006
FC Copenhagen 1-0 Man Utd, 19:45(Champions League) - sometimes utd jus don make sense

Saturday, 04 November 2006
Man Utd 3-0 Portsmouth, 15:00 - ronaldo gets a free kick on target, a miracle!

Saturday, 11 November 2006
Blackburn 0-1 Man Utd, 17:15 Prem Plus - rooney misses a loada sitters but saha gets d winner. 6 wins in a row!

Saturday, 18 November 2006
Sheff Utd 1-2 Man Utd, 15:00 - rooneys double keeps us 3 clear o chelski ahead o d showdown. . .

Tuesday, 21 November 2006
Celtic 0-1 Man Utd, 19:45(Champions League) - dis way celtic n utd go thru. louis ensured dis wit a fine penalty miss

Sunday, 26 November 2006
Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea, 16:00 Sky Sports - as ferguson sez, we proved were d best team in england right now, chelski wer lucky to escape wit a point!

Wednesday, 29 November 2006
Man Utd 3-0 Everton, 19:45 - gud result wit a weakened team

Saturday, 02 December 2006
Middlesbrough 1-2 Man Utd, 17:15 Prem Plus - deadly! we normally fuck up against dese bastards

Wednesday, 06 December 2006
Man Utd 3-1 Benfica, 19:45(Champions League) - 3 headers r enough to get us into d nxt round

Saturday, 09 December 2006
Man Utd 3-1 Man City, 12:45 Prem Plus - 9 points clear!!

Sunday, 17 December 2006
West Ham 0-1 Man Utd, 16:00 Sky Sports - well at least we didn deserve t get bet i spose. . .

Saturday, 23 December 2006
Aston Villa v Man Utd, 15:00

Tuesday, 26 December 2006
Man Utd v Wigan, 15:00

Saturday, 30 December 2006
Man Utd v Reading, 15:00

Monday, 01 January 2007
Newcastle v Man Utd, 15:00

Saturday, 13 January 2007
Man Utd v Aston Villa, 15:00

Saturday, 20 January 2007
Arsenal v Man Utd, 15:00

Wednesday, 31 January 2007
Man Utd v Watford, 20:00

Saturday, 03 February 2007
Tottenham v Man Utd, 15:00

Saturday, 10 February 2007
Man Utd v Charlton, 15:00

Saturday, 24 February 2007
Fulham v Man Utd, 15:00

Saturday, 03 March 2007
Liverpool v Man Utd, 15:00

Saturday, 17 March 2007
Man Utd v Bolton, 15:00

Saturday, 31 March 2007
Man Utd v Blackburn, 15:00

Saturday, 07 April 2007
Portsmouth v Man Utd, 15:00

Tuesday, 10 April 2007
Man Utd v Sheff Utd, 20:00

Saturday, 14 April 2007
Chelsea v Man Utd, 15:00

Saturday, 21 April 2007
Man Utd v Middlesbrough, 15:00

Saturday, 28 April 2007
Everton v Man Utd, 12:00

Saturday, 05 May 2007
Man City v Man Utd, 15:00

Sunday, 13 May 2007
Man Utd v West Ham, 15:00

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, i just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can u give us an example of something u forgot?

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the exam?

ATTORNEY: Where you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Duh. . . . .

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or female?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you beganm the autopsy.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.