Perri - " I think I have actual wine glasses"
Ginni - " But we have to drink with our winkies out!! "
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Ginni - " Our alter-egos are faggot-bot and lesbian-girl "
Perri - " Blergablurggaga "
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Perri - " Now I`ll never knit again!!!! "
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Perri - " You know what she really needs....someone to rape her! "
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Ginni - " Who gives up a life of Tony Hawk to farry a wat whore? "
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Ginni - "thats my input" farts "oooh"
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Perri - " I think I like wine"
Ginni - " It`s like your talking about a boy"
Perri - " Shhhhh dont tell it "
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Perri talking to and taking pictures of wine bottles and teeny tiny wine glasses
" I feel like their photographer "
" Now get closer together "
" Now kiss your glass "
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Andrew - " Awwww you just tore the paper you stumpy bitch!!! "
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Perri - "It`s like Andrew holding his hair......yea theres a lot of it "
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Andrew - " You should stop being the writer writer downer "
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Ginni - " Are u drinking Dack Janiels? "

Universal truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

1. Perri - " its so cheesy and ......um..............bitey!!"
2. Nikki - " so ehm this is what down stairs of a church looks like!?!"
3. Laurie - "yeah" (tilts head while saying so)
4. Lauri - "im not as dump as u think i am"
5. Perri - " The captin in his little captin room."
6. Lauri - " im telling ya!!" ( says while fixing bed)
7. Perri - "Is that chocolate on your chested area?" (Lauri rubs chest) " ..................aw yeah thts it!"
8. Lauri - " Dont ypu just hate it when you put a capital"
9. Lauri - " is that a horse?" Perri - " No its a laurie " hahaha
10.Perri -" Touching the screen wont get it back on lauri!!"
11. Lauri - " Shes taking the piss by peeing!! "
12.Perri - "Yeah but we've got official marrige photage"
13. Lauri - "I won't get a myspace coz people can steal your bank details"
14. Perri - "But you don't put your bank details on myspace"
15. Perri - "Woo look at my two stretchy arms"
16 Perri:"Its better than last time, last time i felt like we were rushin.."
Nikki:"What nationality do you feel like this time...?"
17: Nikki: "OMG its like we are at sea...!"
Perri: "yeah totaly...!"
Nikki: "Yeah yeah omg yeah...oh you are taking the piss...."