1. Pound Coins are like gold.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.

7. Squirt guns = stress relief.

8. E-mail becomes your second language.

9. University students throw paper airplanes too.

10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Coronation Street.

12. You will never rent more movies in your life.

13. No one is too old for video games.

14. The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!

15. Campus is only clean for open days.

16. It never sucked so much to get sick.

17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)

20. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

21. Disney movies are more than just classics.

22. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

23. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

24. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

25. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.

26. Duct tape heals all wounds.

27. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

28. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

29. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

30. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

31. Procrastination is an art form.

32. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

33. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

34. Youll eat anything if its free.

35. A cancelled lecture is almost better than christmas.

this is for a few projects I'm centering around the main theme of dreaaaams. those lovely gorgeous flights of fantasy that take us on a trip to our unconscious every night.

i'd like you to write your most recent dream, no matter how dull, insane, lucid or uncontrollable it was. i'm going to bottle it in a jar and fill it with smoke and take a photo of it! a dream catalogue.

if possible, more than one would be great.

i'll start off, my dream last night was a mixture of call of duty and dead rising. it was lucid. all my friends were there (ALL of them) and some family and we were in a train station-come- shopping mall. i was hunting for an ice cream stand with mum when all of a sudden these army guys came stamping in and started mowing people down with guns, swords, grenades... it was carnage. they were claiming everyone was a zombie but they obviously weren't. the army guys were zombies killing people so they could turn into zombies. i was running up stairs in a volley of shots, everyone else was dead, i was leaping over dead bodies to try and get to safety when i got shot in the head, right above my right eyebrow. it was a flash of hot, white light when i died in my dream. it was so lucid though that i hate dying in dreams so much that i came back to life. i wasn't invincible and everything hurt but if i tried really hard i could stay in the game. i was lying in a pile of bodies at the feet of an army personnel who hadn't noticed i was alive when one of the zombies started attacking my shoulder and i had to try and kill it with a biro. it was a tougher level zombie and took forever to kill and i remember saying 'I hate these ones' when the army guy noticed me and I think I died for good... i got a bit bored with the dream, it went on for a while.I think I just decided to stay dead. it was very video-game-ish.

so yeah, now i've got that freakyness out in the open, don't be shy!

F YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits:
Hypnotize - Audioslave
(aw yes. (; )

Waking Up:
2X2 - Get Him Eat Him
(IT'S A FAMILIAR SOUND - WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! oh yeah!)

First Day At School:
I Turn My Camera On - Spoon
(funkin)

Falling In Love:
Hava Nagila - John Murphey and Daniel L Griff
(you know that bit in Snatch when they're Jews? That.)

Fight Song:
Because Of You - Nickelback
(how fitting)

Breaking Up:
No Surprises - Radiohead
( ): )

Prom:
The Equestrian - Les Savy Fav
(AAAHAHAHAHA. bondage approach to a prom then!)

Life:
Painkiller - Turin Brakes
(a great song from our favourite blues boys. my poor life)

Mental Breakdown:
Always Look On The Bright Side of Life - Monty Python
(Aha.)

Driving Far Away:
Hallelujah - Rufus Wainright
(a brilliant cover.)

Flashback:
A Higher Place - Royksopp


Wedding:
Scarborough Fair - Simon and Garfunkel
(fuckin a man!)

Birth of Child:
IV - Chris Schlarb
(rainy days, happy happy)

Final Battle:
Dancing shoes - arctic monkeys
(ha)

Death Scene:
enthused - blink 182
(haa)

Funeral Song:
rock the house - gorillaz
(damn right)

End Credit:
snowy atlas mountains - fionn regan
(what a strange film)