Paul Strachan

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  • Member since: April 2006
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This is like a flashback..
Me, Myself, and I
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paul strachan
18
the glen/brechin
single
rangers & chelsea
indiee kid♪
college - engineering

strachan91@live.co.uk - no freakazoids


rachel jack ★


T IN THE PARK 2010 .. FUCK YEAHH! ;)


lady gaga - YUM
The Other Half Of Me
Colee

Colee

cheesie feet! :P haa x

tunes
bloc party. kooks. kasabian. arctic monkeys. athlete. blink 182. oasis. we are scientists. paolo nutini. the strokes. biffy. the view. jamie t. BUSTED. blur. maximo park. calvin harris. fightstar. klaxons. jack penate. daft punk. drive by argument. damien rice. the wombats. pigeon detectives. newton faulkner. dykeenies. the cribs. one night only. foals. mgmt. vampire weekend. underground heroes. young knives. ting tings. cajun dance party. nick harrison. tommy reilly. simian mobile disco.
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titp 2010. family. friends. chicks. money ££. rangers. chelsea. new clothes. guitar. g-stars. tunes. hi-tops. top gear. cheese & ham toasties. my bed. BLUR. family guy. van damme/kickboxer. milfs. michael jackson. peep show. lady gaga.sunny days. sexytime. retro stuff. cakes & pies. misfits.
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celtic. tattie roguing. immature people. coronation street. cricket. rugby. minks. spiders. girls with short hair. facebook. rainy days.
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  • Maake A Funny Sentence :D

    Take the first letter in your first name:

    A: I licked
    B: I bit
    C: I sucked
    D: I bummed
    E: I rubbed
    F: I smelt
    G: I snogged
    H: I spat on
    I: I stopped
    J: I Photographed
    K: I turned on
    L: I shoved
    M: I tickled
    N: I munched on
    O: I tasted
    P: I set light to
    Q: I twisted
    R: I kissed
    S: I puked on
    T: I looked at
    U: I walked on
    V: I kicked
    W: I played with
    X: I sucked
    Y: I hit
    Z: I glared at

    Take the day you were born on:

    1: The queen
    2: A horse
    3: A dildo
    4: A butt plug
    5: A teacher
    6: A car exhaust
    7: Michael Jackson
    8: A male striper
    9: A toe nail
    10: An ugly fat kid
    11: Tony Blair
    12: A cheeseburger
    13: The t.v
    14: My socks
    15: An adult toy
    16: A plaster
    17: A paint brush
    18: A used tampon
    19: A wig
    20: A Flute
    21: An old man
    22: A fish
    23: A mammal
    24: A carrot
    25: A pubic hair
    26: A bogey
    27: A pencil sharper
    28: A school tie
    29: Some used loo-roll
    30: Some Y- fronts with skids
    31: A fit model

    Now take the first letter of your last name

    A: For money
    B: For fun
    C: Because I’m loved
    D: And hated it
    E: To pass time
    F: For a bet
    G: Because I wanted to
    H: Because it was dry
    I: For a free pencil
    J: To get on a train
    K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
    L: And loved it
    M: For a pet monkey
    N: Because I was horny
    O: For a free cuddly toy
    P: Because it's one of my fantasy's
    Q: So I could get a boob job
    R: For a fiver
    S: To win a camel
    T: All for pleasure
    U: For a laugh
    V: Because my pet hamster was dying
    W: For £100
    X: To help me sleep
    Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
    Z: So people will talk about me

    Leave me comment 2 tell me what u did haha

    86 Comments 739 days

  • Chat Up Lines

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    Do your legs hurt [no] cuz u were running through my dreams all night?

    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

    I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

    Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

    Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

    Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

    I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

    Do you like fruit? Suck this its a fucking peach

    Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

    Want to see my boner?

    Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

    Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

    Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

    Nice tit's what's your name?

    You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    Im glad i brought my library card, ["Why?"] Cause im checking you out!

    Do You Like Bacon ["Yeah"] Wanna Strip? (;

    2 Comments 1313 days

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  • Michaela
    Michaela

    yea i bloody well hope so!!
    im always up at this time now:L cant sleep till like 4 :(
    why u still up
    xxxxxx

    32 minutes ago
  • Michaela
    Michaela

    :O :O :O :O paul!!! you dirty little shitt :L xxxxxx

    39 minutes ago
  • Catherine
    Catherine

    batmannnn xxxx

    59 minutes ago via Mobile
  • Michaela
    Michaela

    Its 2.30 :o get to bed!! :P xxxxxx

    1 hour ago
  • Lexi Taylor
    Lexi Taylor

    well hope the neww one is a nicer raft;) xxxxx

    3 hours ago
  • XstonerforlifeX
    XstonerforlifeX

    hey hun?

    6 hours ago via Mobile
  • Fuckoncocaine
    luv Fuckoncocaine

    iyaaa cheeeeeekkky :* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    7 hours ago
  • Shimm
    Shimm

    same mate :/
    x

    9 hours ago
  • Lexi Taylor
    Lexi Taylor

    the raftt at the front;) :P
    xxxxx

    10 hours ago
  • Shimm
    Shimm

    shite eh :P
    ken :O been long time like :/
    you doin this weekend?
    x

    10 hours ago
  • Lexi Taylor
    Lexi Taylor

    cheeeky:P yesss i do!:D onlybecaus eive not seen it ha xxxxxx

    10 hours ago
  • Shimm
    Shimm

    mums got the car :( :L
    mayb coming up to yours if you and fozz are lowering your cars though
    x

    10 hours ago
  • Lexi Taylor
    Lexi Taylor

    paul drives a rafttt!;) xxxxxx

    11 hours ago
  • Shimm
    luv Shimm

    cheers lad :D
    x

    11 hours ago
  • .Clairebear.
    .Clairebear.

    Hello ;) xo

    12 hours ago via Mobile
  • XxcallmiichicxX
    XxcallmiichicxX

    howya:P x x

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Catherine
    Catherine


    took you a while to think ;)
    but nahh that would be a dog! :o
    snails don't make a noise! :))
    except from if their gary the snail on spongebob squarepants 8)
    xxxxx

    1 day ago
  • Catherine
    Catherine


    shut it batman! ;)
    what noise does a snail make? im sure you will fail to tell me :))
    xxxxx

    1 day ago
  • Catherine
    Catherine


    freakkk! ;)
    xxxx

    1 day ago
  • Fuckoncocaine
    luv Fuckoncocaine

    ohh ohh ohh love paullyyyy :P xxxxxxxxxx

    1 day ago