Paul Strachan
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paul strachan
18
the glen/brechin
single
rangers & chelsea
indiee kid♪
college - engineering
strachan91@live.co.uk - no freakazoids
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T IN THE PARK 2010 .. FUCK YEAHH!
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Maake A Funny Sentence :D
Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I bummed
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I snogged
H: I spat on
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched on
O: I tasted
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I kissed
S: I puked on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I sucked
Y: I hit
Z: I glared at
Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A toe nail
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: The t.v
14: My socks
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: A used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model
Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get on a train
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: Because it's one of my fantasy's
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a fiver
S: To win a camel
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100
X: To help me sleep
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me
Leave me comment 2 tell me what u did haha86 Comments 747 days
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt [no] cuz u were running through my dreams all night?
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
Do you like fruit? Suck this its a fucking peach
Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?
Want to see my boner?
Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Nice tit's what's your name?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Im glad i brought my library card, ["Why?"] Cause im checking you out!
Do You Like Bacon ["Yeah"] Wanna Strip? (;2 Comments 1321 days
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Heya random add that ok
alrightt
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hi x
hi u ok ? x
by the way ur hair is amazin
haa it was funny didnt think youd do it lol bt it was cuteee
you had to do it since you didnt give me a pringle
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Heeey
how u doin? Xxx
hi have you got msn x
make a up to date arctic monkeys skin please m8
aye th dust on your back window! should give it a wash mate
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Awwwwww i'm ok maate
i will never have the experience of being 17 again!!!! xxxxx
Last weekend of being underage
im good thankyou xx
i know ages paull
same haha
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elooo u alrightt
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i was driving to college this morning.........had to slow down!
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Sat there wishin who ever was drivin the clio would either speed up or get out my way
lovee for you cheeky
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just because you did the duck thing with the pringles
Hiya hunnie random add hope ya dont mind u been up 2 much wb XxX
heey hows you
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Yooooooooooo blad
how do?xxxxxxxxxxx
hows u.?
hiyaa (:
hows youu?
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excuse me?, you are the one saying you look like a goof ball?, xxxx