Take the first letter in your first name:

A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I bummed
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I snogged
H: I spat on
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched on
O: I tasted
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I kissed
S: I puked on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I sucked
Y: I hit
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:

1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A toe nail
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: The t.v
14: My socks
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: A used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name

A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get on a train
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: Because it's one of my fantasy's
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a fiver
S: To win a camel
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100
X: To help me sleep
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

Leave me comment 2 tell me what u did haha

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

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Do your legs hurt [no] cuz u were running through my dreams all night?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Do you like fruit? Suck this its a fucking peach

Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

Want to see my boner?

Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Nice tit's what's your name?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Im glad i brought my library card, ["Why?"] Cause im checking you out!

Do You Like Bacon ["Yeah"] Wanna Strip? (;