Good afternoon to everyone who will devote a few minutes of their life to read this.

As i havn't written anything in a while, and nothing to my 'blog' in even longer, I decided I should write something now I have no excuse.(My last excuse was a crappy desktop computer, but as I got a decent laptop(yes, Phil, decent)(even though it says high-performance on the box) I really don't have a leg to stand on.

So, after the decision that i was gonna write something, the decision was then what to write about.
I could have copied and pasted another randomness or insanity blog like I've done before. But that would be cheating, as i wouldn't actually be writing it, just using the pc's clipboard to my advantage.

The next idea was to write something on my view on a current event or religious topic.
What current event should I do? I could do the whole Madelin McCann thing, but thats been covered too much, and any opinion I'd want to add would be proven wrong... I could do the election in the U.S. but I don't even know when thats going to start properly, so thats a no-go aswell......
Religious topic? Well, i could do Calvinism, as it's a somewhat fun topic to debate on.(trust me, I know.) But I guess I'm just not predestened to do it.
And just about any other religious topic I could write about would propably be proved wrong by Phil in a matter of minutes.

So after that came the idea to be lazy once again and post up song lyrics. Now according to my ipod, I have 2012 songs, and many, many more on the pc. So, I'm stuck with which one to do. Narrowing down the selection, I could post lyrics of a song that means something to me, but not everyone would agree with the lyrics I might choose. Plus, it wouldn't be something that I had written.

Then why not post a song I had written?(yes, i write songs.) Because I don't like making personal stuff I've written public. Like, I didn't even show my poems to my shrink! So that idea is out too.

Then what else could i write about? I've just moved schools, so i could write about that. But that would be biased-ly written, as the tec was an absoloute shithole, and so far BCC is so much better. See what I mean about being biased?

Right, so far I've ruled out, copying and pasting anything, writing something myself on a current/religious topic, song lyrics by me or anyone else and just about anything else i could write about.

Wait, what is left to do then?
Well, music is pretty dominante in my life, so I could write about the new anberlin cd. But That's not out 'till the 30th of September, so I'm not supposed to know anything about it yet.
I could write about the new Rise Against album, but I've only heard one song from it(which according to Ciaran is on a higher level than paper wings)(if you didn't understand that. go listen to R.A. NOW!) so, thats out of the bargain too.

Well, what else can I write about? Guitar I hear me say? What about it? I've only just started to do tapping, and only after learning harmonics properly. So no...

My new laptop? No, 'cause whatever I say, Phil will prove his is better(his says ultra-high-performance on the box). Hey, Phil, I DON'T CARE!

Rrrriiiigggggggghhtttttt... nowssir,I could write about Ovoca, and the amazing friends I've there, but alot of that would be personal. That, plus it would give whoever reads it enough gossip to be able to use me as a biatch for years.

In conclusion, the reason I dont write to my blog much is I have nothing to write about. That plus I'm lazy.

Monday

-Bernard doing Daft Hands on aeroplane
-Bernard brought his glasses case, forgot his glasses
-Taxi to the apartment got lost, despite using his GPS
-Switch card game score: 7-3 to Bernard
-No breakfast foods or drinks in the fridge
-Hungarian Nickelodion!
-Lidl, Aldi, Tesco, Spar, Subway all in Budapest

Tuesday
-Pillow Fight in the morning
-Hungarian Sex Shop (Szex Bolt)
-Got stuck in Spar trying to get out
-Phil got a quarter pounder in McDonalds, gave away receipt to stranger, therefore, he couldn’t go to the toilet!
-Lion with tits
-Barbie Bus!
-Hotel beside the apartment had a toilet with triple ply
-Travelling on the Metro
-Trampoline in the City Park
-Statue with massive crotch in Baths
-ICE-CREAM!!!
-Bought Bernard fizzy water instead of still
-Ducks
-Speckled Pigeon
-Phil being moody
-White hot chocolate
-FARD! (Card with “f” replacing “c”, used whenever we lost a game of Switch)
-Bernard’s camera getting soaked
-Having a bath
-Phil losing stuff
-Tram
-Jog on Margeret Island
-Fountain on Margeret Island
-Ferret
-Dinner at Menza
-Bernard hiding in cupboard
-Sitting by the Danube
-Employee at Metro Station trying to fence with Phil
-Phil gets “diarrhoea” from burger
-Switch score: 15-7 to Bernard
-Fridge in our room on max, with nothing in it

Wednesday

-Bernard juggling knife
-Phil getting sick
-Bernard going to market, buys t-shirts
-Fly in Eye
-Funfair: losing several “children”, roller coaster, dodgems, “Break Dance”
-Tourists!
-Bungee Trampoline, destroyed thighs
-Macarrana on Water Slide
-Fart
-Making our videos (coming soon to YouTube)
-Phil being grumpy
-Funhouse
-G.A.Y.E.: Gay As You Earn
-Phil skipping sex scene in “Kingdom of Heaven”
-Phil tickling Bernard’s ass with his foot
-Phil: “Screw You!” Bernard: “No” *Bernard’s pants fall down*
-“Magic Trick”
-Thunder

Thursday

-Bernard being grumpy
-Phil getting good night sleep
-Lots of pain
-Bernard gives Phil the silent treatment
-Tickling
-Getting lost in Metro Station
-Cable Car
-Long Walk in Buda Hills, got lost
-See-Saw
-Bernard hopping himself
-Bernard climbing tree
-Phil getting stick
-Lovely steak dinner
-Children’s Railway
-Phil given out to by weirdo
-BOND: Brilliance Of Never Dying, BONDAGE
-LOLAGE
-Bernard whistles at girl, girl turns around
-Bernard playing air guitar on Metro
-Bernard spinning around, loses pants
-Went shopping in West End
-Hot Chocolate= “The Sex”
-Phil falling asleep on couch, forcing Bernard to break into the apartment
-Christian band outside Metro station
-Close call for Bernard getting on tram
-Bernard getting a Subway
-Watching Scrubs
-Watched rest of the “Kingdom of Heaven”
-Switch score: 20-8 to Bernard
-Bernard’s crotch is a “beautiful thing”
-Deathness
-Phil: “Deathness to all…” Bernard: “…And to all a good night”
-Gaylien
-Bernard chocking on his own spit

Friday

-Phil longing for MGS4
-House of Terror
-Phil losing travel pass
-Bernard being very moody due to headache
-Swimming in rain in empty public pool
-Bernard loses contact lens in the pool, then finds it
-Trying to help an American tourist
-Kebabs
-Bernard sleeps because of moodiness
-Phil fails to order Subway, gets Bernard to do it instead
-Convo over white hot chocolate
-Phil intrigued by New York Subway System
-Convo about Phil’s “unmentionables”
-Being awkward in shop
-Mr. Bean
-“Szex Bolt” song
-Bernard takes out ice-cream to defrosts, 20 minutes later, puts it back in
-Bernard drops plug adaptor into glass of water
-Bernard goes to do painful sounding dump
-Afro Awkward Silence Turtle

Quareness
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

in a microwave
you get a sachet which reads 'do not eat'
(that tells me someone has thought they got a free meal at some point)