Kirkers

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Kirkers
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  • Male, 27, Luv 12
  • from Bangor
  • Profile Views: 3724
  • Member Since: March 2006
  • Last Active: 1 day ago

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
After 4 years at uni I've now decided to get a proper job and am now working for B/E Aerospace, sounds better than it is trust me.
Music
Pretty much easy going on this anything but not Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi
Films
I've heard the film to watch is Shawshank Redemption but haven't got that far yet. pretty much anything that makes me laugh
Sports
Football the mighty MAN UTD, Snowboarding, Motor Gp, F1
Happiest When
When out having a laugh with my mates on the drink

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  • Peter Kay



    I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
    I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised
    that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
    me.

    Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold
    the engine?

    I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
    swimming.

    I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on
    with my real ladder.

    I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered
    French Toast during the Renaissance.

    A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists
    are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

    Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one
    day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones
    but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks
    and stones all the way.

    My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he
    got thrown out of the fire brigade.

    Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good
    hand.

    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are
    you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
    meat?

    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the
    wrong answers.

    You know that look women get when they want sex? No? Me neither.

    Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they
    don't understand, such as working for a living.

    I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

    Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
    forgotten this before.

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    My friend crossed a Pitbull with a Shitzu and ended up with a bull sh!t.

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My result is: Sloppily Shmammered

When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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My result is: Kratos

You are kratos the almighty and ruthless god of war, you show no mercy to those weaker than you and those who pose a threat to you need to be taken out.

This game character is found in the GOD OF WAR series for the ps2 this game won best PS2 game of the year 2007.
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  • Lisa
    Lisa

    Just so you know I still have NOT forgiven you for sat night................ ggggrrr

    26 weeks ago
  • Lisa
    Lisa

    yo loser, whats happening? U been hiding or what???!!

    37 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Pamela Hart
    Pamela Hart

    well how was the head today lol x

    44 weeks ago
  • Pamela Hart
    Pamela Hart

    well the sis needs more rent money i cant afford it so paul be moving in now. awk well it will save me bit money too. so how was your night then

    46 weeks ago
  • Alison Mcwilliams
    Alison Mcwilliams

    i know working away just myself havent been out in a while too

    46 weeks ago
  • Alison Mcwilliams
    Alison Mcwilliams

    i know been ages since i seen ya! should be out next wkend for nicolas birthday. so wat all u been up to?? you off over xmas im off xmas and new yr!! cant believe it

    46 weeks ago
  • Pamela Hart
    Pamela Hart

    I grand busy busy wit worketc hardly had 2 min to myself. I no longer your neighbour dont be too sad lol. You out the nite ?

    46 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Pamela Hart
    Pamela Hart

    well chum hows you?

    46 weeks ago
  • Alison Mcwilliams
    Alison Mcwilliams

    no just working away myself yaknow

    51 weeks ago
  • Alison Mcwilliams
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    hey sorry about the late reply things are good wat about u?

    51 weeks ago
  • Shelley Regan
    Shelley Regan

    Fanx 4 the lift on Sat nite!!

    53 weeks ago
  • Stephen Milligan
    Stephen Milligan

    not much craic here cockboy same old, what about you anything interesting happening up your direction, when ya coming down for the weekend?

    53 weeks ago
  • Lisa
    Lisa

    bit of brut - slappy chop chops!!! :L :L :L

    54 weeks ago
  • Stephen Milligan
    Stephen Milligan

    nah pretty much the same as yourself hard work keeping your own place eh? you'll have to get down some weekend catch up for a few

    55 weeks ago
  • Stephen Milligan
    Stephen Milligan

    well boyo, whats the craic? what ya been up too?

    56 weeks ago