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THATS WHAT YOUR NAN SAID.
Me, Myself, and I
I'M JODIE, I AM GOD AND LIKE TO DRAW GAY LITTLE CARTOONS. I ALWAYS WEAR A SCARF AND SOMETIMES A HAT, COZ I'M A SEXY BEAST AND LIKE TO SHOW OFF MY MAD SKILLZ AT WITHSTANDING THE COLD. ACTUALLY, NAH MATE, I LIED ABOUT MY GENDER.
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<3 YES PLZ <3
YOUR NAN
NOODLES
TRANSFORMERS
BATMAN
FUCKING WITH YOUR SHIT
CAUSING UNNECCESARY DISTRESS
HUGS
G.I. JOE
MOVIES
NINTENDO 64 (OLD SKOOL BITCH)
OREOS
KIA ORA
UM BONGO
LOUD, ANNOYING MUSIC
WATERMELON (NOMMY!)
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</3 NO PLZ </3
POPULAR PEOPLE
YOU
SERIOUSNESS
BEING WITHOUT EYELINER
VEGETABLES
ANIME AND MANGA
CHAVS
INSOMNIA
WHEN PEOPLE ASK TO TOUCH MY 28-PACK
DRUGS
SHITTTY COLDS
EMO KIDS
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I WORSHIP RAPTOR JESUS EVERY DAY AND I DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING. WHEN I EAT WATERMELON (NOMMY!) I SAY 'OMNOMNOMNOM' AND THEN DRIBBLE IT DOWN MY CHIN.
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I AM HAPPIEST WHEN I FUCK PEOPLE IN THE ASS WITH MY HUGE COCK.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY COCK BITCHES.
IT WILL TEAR YOUR RECTUM INTO SEVEN PIECES.
EPIC TIEMZ
DRAWING, ANNOYING PEOPLE, TALKING, PARTYING, WRITING IN ALL CAPS, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, FAILING, SINGING (WITH MY ANGELIC VOICE), WATCHING VIDEOS ON YOOTOOB, READING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, SWEARING, READING COMIC BOOKS, NOT DOING HOMEWORK.
CARTOONZ PLZ
BATMAN, TRANSFORMERS, G.I.JOE, INSPECTOR GADGET, JUSTICE LEAGUE, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, BEAST WARS, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, THUNDERCATS, LOONEY TUNES, POKEMON, CLONE WARS, DISNEY CARTOONS, SPIDERMAN, 80S AND 90S SHIT IN GENERAL
WHO TO AVOID.
A SHORT GIRL WITH BLACK/BROWN/GINGER HAIR TIED IN A PONYTAIL OR FLICKING ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE IN THE L'OREAL ADVERTS. WEARS LOTSA EYELINER AND WHEN SHE SMILES PEOPLE IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES CONTRACT AIDS. LIKES WOOLY HATS AND SCARVES.
HOME DOGS
JAMIE AND JAKE ARE MY BESTEST FRIENDS, BUT I HAVE LOTSA OTHERS TOO!
DON'T LET ME GET MY POSSE OUT COZ THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART IN THE FACE.
MOOZIK
DAFT PUNK, THE KILLERS, SLIPKNOT, LINKIN PARK, MARILYN MANSON, HIM, VANILLA ICE, FALL OUT BOY, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, WEEZER, WEIRD AL YANKOVICH, VELVET REVOLVER, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, SCARS ON BROADWAY, SERJ TANKIAN, ALICE COOPER, STAN BUSH, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, AEROSMITH, GUNS N ROSES, TV THEMES, OTHER SHIT.
MOOVEEZ
CHARLIE CHAPLIN FLICKS, TRANSFORMERS, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, IRON GIANT, IRON MAN, HELLBOY, DISNEY FILMS, LAND BEFORE TIEMZ, THERE WILL BE BLOOD, POKEMON, HELLRAISER, G.I. JOE, STAR WARS, ALIEN, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, MOST ACTION, ANIMATED OR SCI-FI SHIT.
OTHER
I DON'T HAVE TO SEE CLEAR IN ORDER TO FRACTURE YOUR REAR.

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  • Fave Superhero??

    1. Batman
    2. Superman
    3. Spiderman
    4. Wolverine
    5. Aquaman (lol no)

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  • Now that Kearney HAS dyed his hair, how can we abuse him further?

    1. Tell him he's copying Chris.
    2. Cut him repeatedly with a hacksaw.
    3. Move to his spots instead.
    4. Move to his glasses.braces combo instead.
    5. Stop abusing him altogether. abuse Simon instead.

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  • Who Has the Most Wrong with Them?

    1. Kearney- Bringe, Acne, Geeky, Generally Bad Looking, Secretly Loves Jamie.
    2. Jamie- Redneck Teeth, Short, Complete Weirdo, Future Paedophile.
    3. Jake- Short, Gammy Eyes, Weird Nose.
    4. Lewis- Nose so large that when he sneezes 10 women in less devoloped countries have miscarriages.
    5. James- Fat, MOLE, Geek, FAT OFF MOLE, Blind, GINORMOUS MOLE IN CENTRE OF FOREHEAD.

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  • OPERATION LIONCASH IS GO

    HERE ARE THE RULES:

    1. Get a Banknote between £5 and $500
    2. Draw a LION GET IN THE CAR on The Queen, Charles Darwin etc's face.
    3.?????
    4.PROFIT?!

    This is serious, draw this face: >:3 over the queen's face in biro and see how many LIONCASH we can get into circulation. I really want to see how far we can go with this :D

    DO IT FAGGOT

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  • 8 Facts About Self Quiz~

    HERES THE RULES~
    You must write eight facts about yourself then tag three friends who must do it themselves~

    1. I'm allergic to a harmless disease carried by bald cats; meaning it's deadly for me.

    2. I can only see properly out of my left eye.

    3. My favourite food is Pot Noodles.

    4. I listen to LOUD MUSIC simply to annnoy people.

    5. My throat hurts XD

    6. I was born in Doncaster.

    7. I can play N64 for 8 hours at a time.

    8. I'm a sloppy artist :P .
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    Tagging Blond Cunt, Four Eyed Semen Stain and Hayley.

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  • 105 Questions~


    1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
    -Naw. I'm 15.

    2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
    - Fucked if I remember.

    3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
    -My new sketch book.

    4. Ever dropped a cell phone?
    - I broke 4 in a month by dropping them :D

    5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
    - Oh, I do all the time, I mean, look at my beefy muscles.

    6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
    - Comic Books, Art Materials, DVDs and Pocky.

    7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
    - A slice of toast with lotsa butter.

    8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX!
    -Voice :3

    9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
    - Empty Walls by Serj Tankian.

    10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
    - In REDNECK PLACE

    11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
    - I still attend it!! Castle View

    12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
    - Virgin I do believe.

    13. FAVORITE SHOP(S):
    - Cartoon Shop, Hobbycraft, HMV, China World

    14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
    - I do odd jobs.

    15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
    -I don't, I FEEL SO UNFULFILLED!

    16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
    - Occasionally, usually my nan on a different phone.

    17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
    - I attended an after party about a month ago.

    18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
    - Jamie. Hands down.

    19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
    - Um... Either yesterday or the day before.

    20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
    -McDonalds (or Macers in chris's case.)

    21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
    -Just about every word that passes william's lips.

    23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
    - McDonalds,

    24. CAN YOU COOK?
    - Lol, no.

    25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
    - I'd drive a fucking jeep.

    26. BEST KISSER?
    - My dog. :D

    27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
    -Fuck me, that was ages and ages ago. Like, nearly a fucking year.

    28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
    - Potato!!! *UGH!*

    29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    - My nerd pride.

    30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    - My arse-ness.

    32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
    - Did about 7 hours in london on an odd job.

    33. FAVORITE MOVIE:
    - Transformers, The Dark Knight or Hunchback of Notre Dame.

    34. CAN YOU SING?
    -Nope.

    35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?:
    - Velvet Revolver. Kicked arse.

    36. LAST KISS?:
    - Not Sure. :P

    37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
    -Can't remember.

    38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
    - A jumper and/or hoodie.

    39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?:
    - Disney Land!!

    43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
    - Desktop.

    44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
    - Dane Cook. :P

    45. DO YOU SMOKE?
    - Nopes.

    46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
    - In my clothes very often.

    47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
    - My DINOSAUR!!

    48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
    - Sorta, I s'pose.

    49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?:
    - Once.

    50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
    - French Toast- IT'S MADE OF WIN..

    51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
    - Sot of.

    52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
    - Soft Boiled with toast!

    53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
    - Nupe.

    54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
    -Jamie.

    55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
    - Jamie

    56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
    - 'Be Back in a Minute' From Amy,

    58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
    - 2

    59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
    - Jeans and a Velvet Revolver T-Shirt,

    60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG?
    - "You see me mowin', mah front lawn'

    61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH?:
    - ..I don't like peanut butter.

    62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
    - Sorta, but I nearly poked my uncles eye out with a cue last time.

    63. CAN YOU SWIM?
    - No....

    64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
    - Mint Choc Chip or Chocolate!

    65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
    - No..... They HURT ME.

    66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
    - I find my own blood fascinating,

    68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
    - I HAD ONE :D

    69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
    - Winter!! I love the cold!!

    70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID

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  • Hayz
    luv Hayz

    D: I LOVE YOU! jodie O.O you entered me O.O lol ... haha ... hmm ... more parties me thinks XD :L oh yes


    YOU ARE A BAAAAAAAABE

    :D

    hayz

    3/8/09
  • Elliiee
    luv Elliiee

    ♥ you xxx

    11/24/08
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    did you get me txt?

    11/15/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    OMG
    THEY WERE AMAZING
    FOOL
    .
    BAM!
    YEAH
    YEAH
    YEAH
    YEAH!!

    9/5/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    BEAST WARS! YEAH!
    *RUNS OFF*

    9/5/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    there was no.... whiteboard....drawing..
    r u sure...
    WATCH YA SELF... THERE IS A CREEP WATCHING YOOOO

    9/1/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    IM SORRY 2 SAY..
    BUT UR A REJECT..LMAOO
    AND I CAN TALK U BILINGUAL FREAK
    YH I SEE YOU THERE IN THE DARK DAMP CORNER....
    YH
    YH
    HOW STEREOTYPICAL.......
    THT WHOLE FING MAKES NO SENSE! U COPIED MY CAP ABUSE =/ LMAO JODIE WB
    NOW
    ORRR
    GET ANNILATED BY SIMONS GAMMY FEET :)

    8/29/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    JODIE.
    U WANT MY SKIN.
    ALL HOPE IS GONE MASKS =)
    SLIPKNOT THT IS.
    SKOOL VERY SOOONNN..
    DNT WANNA GO BCK!!
    BATMAN 3 IS GETTING THE GO AHEAD!
    HOW SAD.....
    =/
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     hhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOREDOM...........................
     ....
    WB UR FREAK ON A LEASH XD

    8/28/08
  • Hayz
    luv Hayz

    UM BONGO JODIE!! XD we are epic lmao
    im sorry for this but

    UM BONGO UM BONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO XD

    woooop lmao we shall meet again soon dear jodie friend :p
    until that time HAVE LUV!!! :D

    8/28/08
  • Off The Heezay
    Off The Heezay

    JODIE
    I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN YOU!

    8/19/08
  • Elliiee
    Elliiee

    omfg!!!!

    hi :]


    xoxoxoxoxox

    8/7/08
  • Hayz
    luv Hayz

    O.o you killed your hair??? O.o WHYYYY ?? i must see you sometime before this holiday is over!!! :( ( i miss you guys :( (

    HAVE SOME LUV!!!!!

    Give So Awesome-Tastic your luv for today.
    "Free luv, it didn't do anything"

    & SO I SHALL!!! haha

    talk soon Jodiiez
    =)

    8/7/08
  • Hayz
    luv Hayz

    hey jodie YOU SEXYBEAST!! lmao hows you?? O.o wills beach party is gonna be goooood XD talk soon ^^

    7/22/08
  • Phoebe Vogan

    sup boy :S how are you pimp out your profile with this site its sooocoool :P www.sick-offer.com bye bye

    7/14/08 via Mobile
  • Off The Heezay
    luv Off The Heezay

    hellloo
    how r yu!!
    wubu2!
    how was ur trip round canvey!!?
    lol
    the detention was like OMG PARTAYYY LMAOOO
    ENYWAY
    U k??
    IF I WERE A VILLAIN..I WUD THE JOKER U WUD B THE....PENGUIN AGHHHH
    COPPERPOT NOOO AGHH
    LOL





    ASYLUM THE NEW MENS MAGAZINE.
    LET ME BORROW THE KILLING JOKE PLZZZZZZ =]
    WB CLARK

    7/7/08