Luke

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About Me

Tagline
Shablam, Shleeb and Slash!
Me, Myself, and I
Uncle Random Master Luke Omelette =]

Uncle - Ash

Random - Explains Itself Really...

Master - Better Than Uncle Random Mister Luke Omelette

Luke - My Name :D

Omelette - Sarah`s Addition :D I Think

Hope That Clarifies My Name For Everyone :) Its All Fun And FUCKING Games!

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avatarover9000@hotmail.com
Music
+44, 30 Seconds To Mars, ACDC, AFI, Alien Ant Farm, Arctic Monkeys, Atreyu, The Automatic, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Talent, Blink 182, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine, Coheed And Cambria, Coldplay, The Coral, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Dandy Warhols, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Embrace, Enter Shikari, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Feeder, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, Fratellis, The Futureheads, Good Charlotte, Gorrilaz, Greenday, H.I.M, The Hives, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, The Kooks, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Madina Lake, Mastodon, MCR, Nickleback, Oasis, The Offspring, OPM, P.O.D, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Phantom Planet, Placebo, Puddle Of Mud, Q.O.T.S.A, The Raconteurs, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slipknot, The Strokes, Sum 41, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Trivium, The View, The White Stripes, Within Temptation, The Zutons.
Paige
<3 Her..... Blue Skinnies, Scene Kid Top.... Outside WHSmith... You Were Hiding.... I Was Wearing My Mr.Asshole Top And My Jeans... I Won't Forget That Day, T`was The Day I Fell In Love.... :)
David(Gricey)
Mr. Grice, hey diddle doo, the original mad hatter (: ya`ll crazy but thats why we get along so much (: i mean randomly shooting each other in my grandads garden that was funny shizzle always been there for me whenever i need him, one phone call he`s there (: ever need owt mate... let me know (:
Ash!!
Ashley, great lad, great laugh, great skater (: mad as a hat like (: but thats the fun of it responsible for me meeting paige, thank you very much :)
Tom P (Flannel)
Well if I had to pick a best mate tom would definitly be it, we share the exact sense of humor. Plus putting aside sense of humor i just get along with him more than other people. If i ring him up he`s always the first to go wherever e.g pics, swimming etc. So all in all tom is an amazing mate of mine.
Jason(Pablo)
Mr. Pallett, your a right laugh, always in it for the funsies and thats why your a great mate (:
Hi 5
Lenon(Ginge)
Mr. Lenon, well what can i say, your always up for a good old laugh and a jolly piss up (:
Great guy (: HI 5

close The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
I Get My DVD`s By Other Means ;)

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
I`ll Let You Know...

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Neither, Im A Winner ;)

4.Is that your natural hair color?
Blonde

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
7

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yesm

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Known Her A Year, I Love Her, She Knows :) We`ll See What Happens

9.Can you lick your elbow?
No

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Broken Leg Perhaps

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
GET NAKED!!!

12.Do you wear fake tan?
No

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Its Funny

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
Bedroom

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Whiskey And Coke

16.Do fish make good pets?
YESM, Chickons Are Better Like :)

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Neither! CHICKON!!

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Nope, Fortunately I Can Run Twice As Fast As A Cheetah ;)

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericsson W350i

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£80

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Gricey`s, Although I Class Him As Family... So Technically, It Was Muhammed The Taxi Driver :)

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
The Taxi Driver?! ?You Think About The Question Again?

23.When’ s the last time you showered
This Morning I Had A Bath

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
I Bath Everyday If I Can....

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
KING SIZE!!!!

26.Do you make your bed daily?
YESM

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
2 BILLION!!!

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Im Not Wearing Clothes....

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yesm

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Other Day

32.Do you take compliments well?
Ayee

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
On Paige :)

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Invisible :)

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yesm

36.Where does number one live?
Its Private Btich!

37.Would you date them?
Sowwy, Nope

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Paige Did... :D

39.What color of socks do you have on?
No Socks...

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Scar....

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
20 mins + Bath Time = about 40 Mins

42.Have you bought anything today?
Its Fuckin 9.34am what do you think?!?!

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Yesm, Double Date, Helping My Mate.... I Was Like 14 Though, So The Counciling Has Helped ;)

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
Floor, Stood On It :)

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Afternoon :)

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yesm

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
I Would Have To Say... IDK!!

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
About 12 BILLION COS IM SOO FUCKING VAIN!!!! not really, about 20 tops

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Burger King

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Well, If I Spell It Correctly, Iron Bru

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
What A Dick Head...

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Well. In Order For Me To answer This With A Yesm, I`d Have To Know I Had The Sign On My Back.... But If I Realised It Then The Answer To The Question Is A No....

53.Lap top or pc?
PC Preferred, Laptop Currently...

54.What color is your keyboard?
Black, White Letters

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Virgin And My Aunty,,, Why?

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Nope.... Im Loved...

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
AYEEE

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Indeed, Now I Do ;)

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
Nope. Singing People = Shit By Slipknot!!!

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
In The Middle, Im Blunt!

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms, Less Chance Of Ending Up Dead,...

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yesm

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
No

64.Do you text or call more?
Text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
He`s Funny, But A Prick...

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Of Course, Who Wouldnt?

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
My Ipod Docking Station, Or The Toy Toasty Maker I Got Off Ash :)

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
I`ve Never Had A Slow Dance.... :'(

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Yesm

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Yesm, If ITs Not... dont tell me! LET ME LIVE THE FUCKING DREAM!!!

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint Rules!

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
As Much As A Comfy Pillow Costs!

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Green

74.How many tv's in your house?
5...

75.Type your name using only your elbow
lujker............ nearly there :)

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
EWWW.... No

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
OH YESM!!! EVERY FUCKING DAY!

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
No, Im A Dick...

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yesm

80.Favourite sports to watch?
Football, I Suppose...

81.Can you play Poker?
Yesm

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Nope

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Nope

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yesm

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Yesm

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
Yesm, When I Was 5

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Limes....

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy Castles!!

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yesm, Never Forgot My Key Since :)

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
I Didnt Go Without If Thats What You Mean...

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Curtains,

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
POO

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Pork, CRACKLING!!!

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
Nope, Better Not Be For A Good Few More Years

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Fuck No

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
A Cabbage!?

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
OH YEH!!!

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Nip Home Get My Bat A Beat Them DOWN!!

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope, Dont Beleive So...

100.How many times have you moved house?
Lost Count At 14

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
This God Fella Everyones Always On About ;)

102.Curtains or blinds?
Blinds Are Fun :)

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
If I Had To...

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
Nope....

close Comments

  • Aimers
    Aimers

    sorry about late reply :L
    added youu (:

    5 weeks ago
  • Davo
    Davo

    huh.. 3 weeks ago.?
    wow..
    well, this should freshen ur comments :D

    Nigga WHAT?!?!

    12 weeks ago
  • Ashley
    Ashley

    HURRY UP BACK BRUDDA

    15 weeks ago
  • Bridiee.
    Bridiee.

    ahaa

    20 weeks ago
  • Stuart Lowe
    Stuart Lowe

    Hey luke, hows life treatin' you? Been up to much. Hav'nt seen you in a while xD!

    21 weeks ago
  • Aimers
    Aimers

    lukee.
    you alright m'dear?

    22 weeks ago
  • Luke
    Luke

    note just work m8 what about u and might add u unless you allready added me lol :)

    28 weeks ago
  • Luke
    Luke

    now the luke other not bad m8
    hows u ?

    28 weeks ago
  • Elise.
    Elise.

    me paige and aimee say; reet chikon ;)

    28 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Stephabaloo.
    Stephabaloo.

    Chickon.

    29 weeks ago
  • Aimers
    Aimers

    goodgoood (:

    29 weeks ago
  • Aimers
    Aimers

    hahah, don't worry about it.
    hope your feeling better now :)

    29 weeks ago
  • .Bobalob Gillmore.
    .Bobalob Gillmore.

    i nooo haha, ive heard about your recycling :L then rusty doin a huge smelly pee next to ya :L :L i would have pissed my self, so how have you been?? an yeh we should all go town hardy har har, anyway im goinnn noww byee x

    29 weeks ago
  • Wade Lee
    Wade Lee

    Hope u get better soon! :)

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Wade Lee
    Wade Lee

    Hahaha... I heard u got our stuart up there

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paigeyy.
    luv Paigeyy.

    get better please mr :(
    i love you x

    29 weeks ago
  • .Bobalob Gillmore.
    .Bobalob Gillmore.

    wow! your bebo skin has gotta be the funkiest EVER!!! lol.. how are you?? god i dont think ive ever written to you, quite scary xD hardy har har.. anyway i'm gonna start rambling. so i'll save you just in tym lol w/b soonish angula x

    30 weeks ago