1. Lou-Lou Bean
2. Niamh De Twammers
3. Sylsila, formally known as Synthia!
4. Keeeeeeeeefaaaaaa!
5. Philip the Lamb
6. Big Phil Mc!
7. NUGENT NUGENT NUGENT!!
8. Willie Nillie..
9. Simon, Euuuuuuuuuuuu!
10. Cragg Man.
11. The Red/Fireball/Mr.Folan(But his mammy calls him Colin!)
12. Suzie POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!
13. Patrick/Paddy/Pad... Now, it's Tampon!
14. Yor Waaaaan Aido!
15. JeanIOUS!!
16. Clarkey Baby!

Q: Have you ever kissed 6?:
A. No, he's my Homie!

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
A. He seems to have this CRAZY notion that EVERYTHING he says is right!! I HATE people like that!!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A. Time Night Club. HE took pass the ice to a level the reat of us were far too conservative for! He hollywood kissed his way right into that game!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: Who knows?? Now-a-days shes too busy puttin her house back together to come out and play!!

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: he’s a bleedin royide... Pretty as Fooook!

Q: What was your first impression of number 7?
a. I hope he NEVER boils my caramel!

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. She looks like right girl.. But she'll knock you the fook OUT!!

Q: How did you meet 3?:
A: I was 5, she was 6.. She was waring wat can only be described as a communion dress and was far too posh to have come from Neilstown!!

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: Aw yeah.. She'll invite them to McG's and wen they refuse to go to such a place she'l say, "You've changed!!" And knock them out with her tats!

Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
A: Aw well.. I have a soft spot for him. He's a red you see..

Q. How long have you known number 13?
A. On;y since october.. But I reckon it goes back further than that(Apparently he is me!?)

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A. I invited her back to stay in mine once, and wen we got there, she took off all her clothes and asked me did I "want some"-She's a right gamey whore!

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: He wants me bad!!

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
A: Got drunk! It's our thing! I don't thimk I've ever met sober him..

Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
A. A right good DICKIN!!

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. They've been introduced.. I saw sparks!

Q. If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
A. Well, she used to be a blue.. Then she met number 15, who turned her into a pink!

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: A few times.. It's a bit of a treck so I just couln't really be botherd. Besides, it's a dump!

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 8?:
A: No.. But he keeps askin me to show him my room.. NEVER GONA HAPPEN!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?:
A: Who knows?? He has recently become more pre-ocupied with other litte things.. Like, bebo, the leaving cert... Bebo!

Q: Are you real close to 11?:
A: Ah yeah.. Well, as close as one should allow oneself get to a red..

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: Every time I see her... It's the pout!

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A: Indeedy.. I believe the last one was Silent Hill..Wat as that all about??

Q. Whats number 13 house like?
A. Let me just say, he's from the north-side!

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
A: Noooo! Oh, accept wen she deserted me to go up stairs with your man for a bit of dickin! I had to sleep in a car!!

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
A: His strawberry blond hair drives me crazy.. But Simon would probably cry!

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: men, willies, charbusters, Kevin Mitchel.. Washing powder, heating(Or lack of), broken showers, broken pumps, broken kettles, mice infestation adn all other dump of a house related issues!

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
A: All the time.. He's my Dial-n-complain!!